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Deetz Meerkat

@deetzmeerkat.bsky.social
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How're ya doing? I'm Deetz (he/him), meerkat extraordinaire, lovely to meet ya, unless it isn't but we'll burn that bridge when we get to it. I'm 38 and this is absolutely an 18+ account so if you're under that age get the fuck out. CW vore and furry shit

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Deetz Meerkat @deetzmeerkat.bsky.social · 11h
So what's the role about picking up litter inside a fairy ring again?
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Deetz Meerkat @deetzmeerkat.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
"Looksmaxxers aren't doing OK..." Really, random youtube video? The guys that were hitting themselves in the face with hammers aren't doing well? Who'd could have seen that coming.
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Deetz Meerkat @deetzmeerkat.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Me: Hears the vacuum getting run... wife is behind me not vacuuming... who's? 8 Year old. "I'm playing tornado!" Proceeds to start vacuuming between the cushions of the couch and a cobweb in the cieling I've been ignoring. Me: Be the best tornado you can be! F5!
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Deetz Meerkat @deetzmeerkat.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Superman-Metropolis Flash-Central City Batman-Gotham Green Lantern-Coast City Nightwing-Blüdhaven Static-Dakota Marian Manhunter-Middletown Question- Hub City So why the hell is Green Arrow just in Seattle?!
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Deetz Meerkat @deetzmeerkat.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Watching the season 1 episode of "As Told By Ginger" "Carl and Maude" is a lot more horrifying as a parent of a preteen and 7 year old than it was as a preteen with 7 year old brothers.
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Deetz Meerkat @deetzmeerkat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I am going to need to figure out a way to use this dual definition.
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Deetz Meerkat @deetzmeerkat.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This is absolutely coming from the biased perspective of someone who's commissioned 5 things in the past 5 years and has to date received one of them and got a WIP for another, but commissioning just isn't a good gift idea when you never know if you'll get something.
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ScarlettVulpine @scarlettvulpine.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
CW: #vore #furryvore #digestion #weightgain Well at least she was telling the truth!~ :3
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Deetz Meerkat @deetzmeerkat.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I just realized that the "Song of the summer" thing that used to happen every year had changed into a "Meme game of the summer" Though I'm willing to accept that I'm just old and doing my own thing with music as an answer for why I'm unaware of new music.
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Meetcho🩵💙💜 [STICKER COMMS CLOSED 8/8] @meetchoweirdo.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
And to end off the 8/8 spree... What's a better finale than wrecking someone like @damien.dog down to the very last bit, eh? Don't worry, he likes it in here. Don't mind the contrary signals he'll send :3 Animation by www.furaffinity.net/view/56152711/ Sound mixed by @huckleberrybleu.bsky.social
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Deetz Meerkat @deetzmeerkat.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
So I'm writing, and I just came out with the best way to describe a really good meal "It was perfect, the kind of perfect reserved for anniversary celebrations or really bad news." and y'all, I really think I cooked with that line.
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Deetz Meerkat @deetzmeerkat.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
My son is very upset at me for being so much better than him at Mario Kart 8 but it's like, dude, I've literally been playing this game longer than you've been alive. Hell, the Switch version alone has been out longer than you've been alive.
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Guillotine Hunger Force @handle.invalid · 05/07/2026
this is the official scooby doo account
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Nice Footpaws @ionotter.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
One of the furry community's originals, Roz Gibson, is in really big trouble. She is in kidney failure, and needs a donor, so please reskeet. www.furaffinity.net/journal/1138...
I’ve thought long and hard about making this post, but really, at this point, I don’t have much to lose. Desperate times, and all that.

TLDR version: I need a kidney transplant, and I’m looking for a donor. Read below for all the gory details.

Since late 2019, right before Covid hit, I’ve been battling a serious illness. I’ve been kind of cagey about what exactly is wrong, for a number of reasons, but here’s the truth—I’m in full kidney failure.

There is no history of this in my family, so when the symptoms began appearing I didn’t recognize them until it was too late. By the time I went to a doctor my kidney function had dropped into the single digits. Most kidney failure is caused by diabetes or high blood pressure—I got some weird kidney disease I can’t even pronounce and never heard of: Oxalate Nephropathy.

By adopting some dietary changes and careful monitoring, I was able to limp along with reduced kidney function for several years. But you don’t appreciate how much your kidneys do to keep you healthy until they stop working. There’s constant fatigue and nausea, and a general feeling of unwellness that never goes away.

But eventually I lost even what minimal function I had left, which left the end of the line for kidney disease: dialysis. As of this point I’ve been on dialysis for about 3 years. Let me tell you—dialysis is its own special kind of hell that you wouldn’t wish on your worst enemy.But even that is just a stop-gap measure, and my condition is continuing to get worse. Despite this, I’m trying my best to live as normal a life as possible. I’m extremely lucky I have a job that’s willing to allow me 9 hours a week for dialysis, so I’m still working. On weekends I work on my art and comics, and one or two days a month I do my volunteer work at the bird-banding site. I can even travel to see my family—if I arrange for dialysis at a local clinic ahead of time.

All of that is done while trying to deal with the symptoms of kidney failure. I’ve known 4 people who were on dialysis—none of them worked or really did much of anything, and at this point they’re all dead, which doesn’t really give me a lot of hope for my future.

Which brings us to the point of all this—I desperately need a kidney transplant. That is the only thing that will give me a chance at a relatively normal life. I’ve been approved and on the transplant list for a few years, but the waiting period in California is very long. By the time I get to the top of it, I may be too sick to get one. Right now I’m still in relatively good condition, comparatively. A transplant from a living donor lasts much longer and is better in every way than one you get from a deceased donor.Unfortunately, everyone in my immediate family is too old or has other health problems that preclude donation. So this post is a desperate attempt to find anyone willing to donate. I realize donating a kidney is a lot different than giving ten bucks to a GoFundMe, but as I said at the beginning, at this point I don’t have much to lose by asking.

Here is the living donor site: https://www.uclahealth.org/medical-.....t/living-donor

You can inquire and even arrange to donate completely anonymously if that’s what you want. Hopefully there’s a Jack Salem fan out there who wants to see the stories (and the artist) continue for years to come.

That is all.
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Deetz Meerkat @deetzmeerkat.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Daemons of the Shadow Realm is the only anime I've ever been disappointed wasn't set in the US. One trip to a Bass Pro shop to touch a modern compound bow would leave Yuru in a coma.
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Deetz Meerkat @deetzmeerkat.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Watching FMA last night and at the scene where Hohenheim walks out on Ed and Al I had to pause it and go up and hug my kids for a good 15-20 minutes. That scene hits a lot harder now as a father of two young boys.
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Deetz Meerkat @deetzmeerkat.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Uhhh, which one is Django?
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Deetz Meerkat @deetzmeerkat.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Watching friends' characters over the past decade or two go from "idealized version of self" to "ancient spiritual deity" has been very entertaining while my own character in the same time frame has gone from "God of sand and earth" to middle aged HVAC technician is quite the trip.
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Deetz Meerkat @deetzmeerkat.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Small D Energy. The worst One Piece character.
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Flindasaur @flindasaur.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Wander down the drain with me The darkness weaves a tapestry There's colors you can only see From the bottom of the world
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Deetz Meerkat @deetzmeerkat.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
It's been 24 hours since my dog passed, it sucks. Not having to push him out of my spot in bed sucks.
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Deetz Meerkat @deetzmeerkat.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Being a furry is so fucking weird. I can just be browsing FA, see some porn and be like, "Oh hey, they've been to my house."
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Deetz Meerkat @deetzmeerkat.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
So far I've been able to glance away before processing much of anything, but spoilers for 1181 are out and circulating much more aggressively than most. Careful out there if you're trying to avoid em.
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Deetz Meerkat @deetzmeerkat.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Ok Seriously, why are there so many of us vore furs in the greater Seattle/Tacoma/Olympia area? Like shit, I could start up a meet exclusively for vore furs and actually do numbers.
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Deetz Meerkat @deetzmeerkat.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Anyone Playing Pokemon Champions? My Trainer ID is 9538 8025 8435, add me.
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sneet @jiouska.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
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Deetz Meerkat @deetzmeerkat.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I wouldn't mind my imposter syndrome quite so much if it actually correlated with my wins and losses. Like how the hell am I gonna feel guilty for tricking people into thinking I know how to do my job right after fixing a system 6 others couldn't figure out?
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Deetz Meerkat @deetzmeerkat.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
It's wild to think that most people in history did not know what an atom was.
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Deetz Meerkat @deetzmeerkat.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
What's the protocol for when someone's comfort character is wildly misinterpreted by that individual to the point where it's obvious they did not absorb the very message that character was meant to tell? Like, I love Roy Mustang, but he is not innocent and that's the point of the character.
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Deetz Meerkat @deetzmeerkat.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
The Cinnamon-roll flavor Peanutbutter M&Ms have perfectly captured the flavor of eating peanutbutter M&Ms while walking somewhat close to a Cinnabon. They taste like eating an PBM&M an hour after tasting cinnamon. It's Peanutbutter with a memory of a churro.
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EmmaCat64 @emmacat64.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
CW: macro/micro, vore She's getting real tired of finding random micro invaders in her home. And now they're making up a wild story about portals or whatever? These micros are getting weirder and weirder by the day. A stream sketch with Testsubject6
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Deetz Meerkat @deetzmeerkat.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
I'm not really a fan of roleplay with cannon characters, but if you're gonna come to me with a character from an established IP you better know that character better than I do. I mean, come on, how are you going to get into your role if you don't know the accent the author imagines they speak with?
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Deetz Meerkat @deetzmeerkat.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
The realms of fantasy and imagination are so all encompassing, why the fuck is my vorny escapism golden zone modern slice of life romantic comedies but with vore in them? Like shit, can't a guy get a hard on for a proto at least?
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Deetz Meerkat @deetzmeerkat.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Low key this is how I'll be treating my prey before I eat em. www.youtube.com/shorts/Yb7u_...
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Sourdough bread, burrata, basil pesto ASMR #chef #cooking #dough #flour
YouTube video by Donut Daddy
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Deetz Meerkat @deetzmeerkat.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Escape room for preds and prey to enjoy before the prey's gulped down. Pred must use the prey to get through by inflicting a series of kinky and slightly embarrassing trials on the prey, from fucking the prey until their heart rate hits a certain BPM to tossing em into a pit of tentacles for a key.
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Deetz Meerkat @deetzmeerkat.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Noticing I've got three ongoing roleplays where I'm currently taking a bath with my prey or predator and one where I've got my prey in a hottub/soup pop combo and... when did I develop a bathing kink? How long has this been going on in my head?
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Deetz Meerkat @deetzmeerkat.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Fucked until you didn't have a hole that wasn't dripping with your pred's just, swallowed down an and brutally churned into mush. You hear a discord join sound, dozens of people chatting away, welcoming you to the call, and you get to look out through the pred's eyes as they admire their belly.
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Deetz Meerkat @deetzmeerkat.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Predscapes are fun, but I adore "temporary" predscapes. The prey is there so long as the calories they gave the pred are still juggling, but once they're burned up the prey is gone. Or maybe they're only there a few hours until the disposal part of the story takes place.
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Deetz Meerkat @deetzmeerkat.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Imagine getting digested, fading away as the gut takes you... then you just fucking wake up on the pred's ass unable to do anything but enjoy the jiggles when they walk and the compression when they sit. You don't even know if the pred knows you're there or how many others are in there with ya.
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Deetz Meerkat @deetzmeerkat.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
I'm embarrassed about how long it too me to realize that Sous Chef was not Soup Chef.
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Deetz Meerkat @deetzmeerkat.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Got a story cooking up in my head but I haven't hammered down pred or prey. Thinking meerkat and hyena, but meers don't tend to get the most amount of love. Maybe rabbit and hyena to really game the keyword search?
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Deetz Meerkat @deetzmeerkat.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Why am I having a craving for Avocado Toast? I don't even like Avocado.
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Deetz Meerkat @deetzmeerkat.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
My kids: fight fight fight, fight fight fight, the Ichi and Scrachy shoooowww! Me, with a 102 fever and a sore throat preventing most speaking. "Don't make me pretend I'm not sick!"
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Deetz Meerkat @deetzmeerkat.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Hot take I know, vore is fun.
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Deetz Meerkat @deetzmeerkat.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Age verification? My first video game console was the intellivision.
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Deetz Meerkat @deetzmeerkat.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Considering using voresky's universes to make a predverse for the meer. Get a few of yinz jiggling as sentient pudge for a while.
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Deetz Meerkat @deetzmeerkat.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Me: I should commission a full suite of profile play. Been working so much overtime I've got money to play around with. Life: Kid needs braces.
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Deetz Meerkat @deetzmeerkat.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Now the vorny NSFW posts. Man I need to get some Vorny NSFW stuff of the new Deetz design... and of Deetzy. And use Pepper again.
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Deetz Meerkat @deetzmeerkat.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Had the strangest dream last night where I was playing strip volleyball... I have no idea why my brain decided to come up with strip volleyball but it does beg the question to why we only do strip versions of poker.
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Deetz Meerkat @deetzmeerkat.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Wait, how am I following 1000 people? I only follow vorny accounts... there's 1000 of us?
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