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Deerly

@deerlydigested.bsky.social
399 followers 2.4K following 1.8K posts

The Most Edible Person on Bluesky 🦌 she/her 🦌 24 🔞 MDNI 🦌 pfp by @mofumusubi.bsky.social 🦌 Times Digested = 101

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Deerly @deerlydigested.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The MILFs in question:
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Deerly @deerlydigested.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
They gave me two even though I ordered one, I think they're fattening me up
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Deerly @deerlydigested.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Chikako Takamine from Miageru to Kimi wa. I don't even like manga/anime, but I did like this series a lot (such a shame it ended so early)
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Deerly @deerlydigested.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Woah look it's me
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Deerly @deerlydigested.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Woah, I had no idea they sold my mutuals at Walmart
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Deerly @deerlydigested.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I'm trying to make sure everyone at Anthrocon can tell what I'm about. Y'all think I have any reason to worry?
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Deerly @deerlydigested.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Goddamnit I thought I made it fucking clear I'm baby
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Deerly @deerlydigested.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
We've reached a very important point in my online history. The question is, who will have the privilege of being #100? 😙
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Deerly @deerlydigested.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I think the local Starbucks workers want to eat me
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Deerly @deerlydigested.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Hmm hmm hmm... Well, the characters I tested the closest to are the characters most shipped with Alastor, sooooo....
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Deerly @deerlydigested.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Painting this on the back of my car
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Deerly @deerlydigested.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Sometimes I just feel like updating this 😌
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Deerly @deerlydigested.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Is this chill
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Deerly @deerlydigested.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
My fortune cookie had no fortune, which clearly means my time on this Earth is limited. Who'd like to seal the deal? 👀
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Deerly @deerlydigested.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
I have left my mark upon MAGFest
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Deerly @deerlydigested.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Look I just need nun Alastor to sit me on his lap and gently stroke me off while forcing me to make my lewdest confessions to him, stopping his rubbing whenever I stop talking
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Deerly @deerlydigested.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Any manner of Hazbin paraphernalia, perhaps an acid-burned keychain?
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Deerly @deerlydigested.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Hey, hear me out, what if instead of a popsicle it was my- (art by @tangtian_L posted with permission)
Playmat of Alastor from Hazbin Hotel sucking a popsicle erotically
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Deerly @deerlydigested.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
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Deerly @deerlydigested.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
This is, and always hazbin, an ANTI-ALASTOR account. You fools have been played, I carefully won your trust only to pull the rug out from under you when you least expect! As you can see in this carefully-constructed diagram, my grievances with this man are clear.
Picture of Alastor from Hazbin Hotel with his face smudged over with red pen. Underneath is a crude doodle of Deerly saying "Boo"
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Deerly @deerlydigested.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Does your fave *canonically* swallow people whole and alive? Because *my* fave *canonically* swallows people whole and alive. Don't feel bad, it's ok to be jealous 😌
Screenshot of Hazbin Hotel depicting a giant Alastor holding a person over his open mouth
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Deerly @deerlydigested.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Sometimes you relate to a song right down to the title :P
Screenshot of the song "Dissolved Girl" by Massive Attack playing on Spotify
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Deerly @deerlydigested.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
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Deerly @deerlydigested.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Yeah sure, just throw the terms "digest" and "breaks down" at me out of nowhere. I know you're just trying to get me hard in this Outback Steakhouse.
Screenshot of Letterboxd notification that reads: Our awards-season digest breaks down the SAG and Spirits winners.
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Deerly @deerlydigested.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Note to self: never leave your phone unlocked while cuddling with a vorny feedee
Gex
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Deerly @deerlydigested.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Uff, hope you got a backup in mind 😬
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Deerly @deerlydigested.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
So it’s a couple things - as you follow more people the algorithm will figure out the kinda stuff you like and will stop trying to fill in the gaps so much. You can also click on the dots on a post and click show more or show less
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Deerly @deerlydigested.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
The show is cool and all that, but personally I think this scene would have been improved if his jacket and shirt were split open from his bulging gut, surging out from between the flaps and splayed out over the bed before him, filled to the brim with squirming deer girl
Screen from Hazbin Hotel of Alastor lying on his side on a bed
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