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dead deeri

@deerea.rs
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edible || legible Emily Wilson of fagbags. famously dumb deer.

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dead deeri @deerea.rs · 49m
omg it's extremely lovable cat!!
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dead deeri @deerea.rs · 50m
bsky.app/profile/deer...
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dead deeri @deerea.rs · 52m
📝📝
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dead deeri @deerea.rs · 55m
or even two!
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dead deeri @deerea.rs · 56m
<3 ur good we just like being menacing
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dead deeri @deerea.rs · 1h
come to picturesque Chicago we have: extremely lovable dog extremely lovable sheep extremely lovable dog axolotl and deer duo that will leave you 𝘢𝘭𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 extremely lovable deer extremely lovable angel extremely lovable dog extremely lovable cat
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dead deeri @deerea.rs · 1h
and I'm not a lesbian.
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dead deeri @deerea.rs · 1h
come to chicago
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dead deeri @deerea.rs · 1h
that's my jacky
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dead deeri @deerea.rs · 1h
"you better be sure that you wanna know, what you wanna know."
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dead deeri @deerea.rs · 1h
it's like, really rad
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dead deeri @deerea.rs · 2h
got clonked in the head at work tn and I have a low grade headache from the clonk and a high grade headache from how it happened
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dead deeri @deerea.rs · 2h
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO
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dead deeri @deerea.rs · 5h
why is everyone in my bar singing Rock'n'Roll McDonalds
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dead deeri @deerea.rs · 5h
so I've been keeping it a secret, but
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JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 7h
Eri
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dead deeri @deerea.rs · 8h
we had plans for this during my last trip out east, remember? we just got crunched on time
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dead deeri @deerea.rs · 8h
okay I think I understand why people find me intimidating now
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dead deeri @deerea.rs · 8h
we gotta change a girl
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dead deeri @deerea.rs · 8h
yea ok I'm back on board the slow horror sold me
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dead deeri @deerea.rs · 8h
pretty thing I have spent multiple hours sketching out a hypno scene to put u thru. of course I have plans to turn u into a doll
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dead deeri @deerea.rs · 8h
well hello there!
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dead deeri @deerea.rs · 9h
we crossed over 2026 today. we're officially into the future
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dead deeri @deerea.rs · 14/03/2026
"a girl counting off each hit you land on her is basically SYN/ACK for S&M"
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dead deeri @deerea.rs · 10h
no new Big Projects until after ROADKILL wraps but it's on the shelf of Future Potential Big Projects
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dead deeri @deerea.rs · 10h
fantastic. we should compare notes.
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dead deeri @deerea.rs · 10h
thank you, reminder bot!
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dead deeri @deerea.rs · 10h
!remindme March 1 2027
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dead deeri @deerea.rs · 11h
there's an Evil Corollary version to this scene that I might keep in the drawer for a short story or a different filming opportunity
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dead deeri @deerea.rs · 11h
this is right up there with the dollification scene concept I was brainstorming a while back with the doll gagged inside her mask and a pull cord voicebox on her back that she would have five pre-recorded lines that it'd say when you pulled the ring
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dead deeri @deerea.rs · 11h
welcome <3
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dead deeri @deerea.rs · 12h
like ngl to some extent I think this is between out-of-country roomie and landlord. like ur out of there
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dead deeri @deerea.rs · 12h
🫂🫂
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dead deeri @deerea.rs · 12h
if you're not on the lease anymore, the landlord can want whatever his dusty coal heart desires but it don't make it so
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dead deeri @deerea.rs · 12h
possiblyyyyyy? text me
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dead deeri @deerea.rs · 12h
would hooves suffice?
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dead deeri @deerea.rs · 12h
ink have u experienced six foot zip ties yet?
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dead deeri @deerea.rs · 12h
chelsea you look like you have something to say
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dead deeri @deerea.rs · 12h
oh hi! that's relevant to my interests!
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dead deeri @deerea.rs · 12h
I'm imagining drowning in malört now and I don't like it. I don't like it at all, seth
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dead deeri @deerea.rs · 12h
mhm!
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dead deeri @deerea.rs · 13h
:)
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dead deeri @deerea.rs · 13h
oh! oops. silly me just jumping at any opportunity to talk about being waterboarded
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dead deeri @deerea.rs · 13h
like there's not even a painful element to it! if it was painful it'd be more fun! it's just dread and misery and dread and misery and drowning
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dead deeri @deerea.rs · 13h
look, like I said yesterday, being waterboarded was the singular most miserable experience I have ever willingly subjected myself to and I genuinely don't know if I can imagine anything worse that I would sign myself up for
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dead deeri @deerea.rs · 13h
yeah, if ur a coward
little thought bubble on the front of a package of oreos that says "1 serving = 3 [Oreo emoji]"
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dead deeri @deerea.rs · 13h
NOOOOO DONT SAY THAT YOU'RE TEMPTING FATEEEE
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Scarciti @scarciti.bsky.social · 13h
ROADKILL!!!
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dead deeri @deerea.rs · 13h
I love being a public cognitohazard
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dead deeri @deerea.rs · 13h
this happened twice last night. once at the bar as someone came up to order a drink, and again at dinner when our server came to drop off the check
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