dyke patrol @deeplezpower.bsky.social · 05/10/2026this fucked me up for the rest of my life, I was probably 4 or 5 000
dyke patrol @deeplezpower.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Marie Gluesenkamp Perez texted me asking for money last week and I’m just saving the number and texting this shit back to her 011
dyke patrol @deeplezpower.bsky.social · 28/08/2026The eclipse scene at rocky butte last night was beautiful The car situation was Out Of Control 020
dyke patrol @deeplezpower.bsky.social · 14/08/2026The Democratic Party is so fucking embarrassing 000
dyke patrol @deeplezpower.bsky.social · 09/08/2026It’s my friend’s birthday and I opened giphy to look for something fun to send and it showed me my recently used gifs and I think it really tells a story 000
dyke patrol @deeplezpower.bsky.social · 03/08/2026This week is going to be so goddamn brutal We are borrowing a magical window unit bc claire & jen don’t need it anymore and I am so grateful and also dana installed it on her own and I am so grateful 🥹 110
dyke patrol @deeplezpower.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Ron if you can hear this in hell: i hope this trickles down 000
dyke patrol @deeplezpower.bsky.social · 07/06/2026One more time around And open flames In the city of roses 🌹 130
dyke patrol @deeplezpower.bsky.social · 28/04/2026Guys do you ever look at the forecast and immediately hear ANOHNI singing HOPELESSNESS 100
dyke patrol @deeplezpower.bsky.social · 19/04/2026I love native bees so much I just wanna cry, this bud landed on my hat while I was planting some little seeds and then fell down on the sidewalk, weighed down by so much pollen 140
dyke patrol @deeplezpower.bsky.social · 01/04/2026There’s always going to be some complicit bitch selling out coworkers to get ahead even though her love of policing DOESN’T MAKE ANYONES LIFE BETTER, it just makes everyone hate her 011
dyke patrol @deeplezpower.bsky.social · 29/03/2026🦉 hoohoo🔻 Tonight if you listen to @xrayfm.bsky.social at 10, @ghosttropic.org is having me as a guest! I will be bringing my dingalingaling triangle and a reading! I hope you can listen to us have fun at night! ❤️🔻🎶🌴🌌 021
dyke patrol @deeplezpower.bsky.social · 20/02/2026Today at 4pm on @freeformportland.org!!! @ghosttropic.org is coming to Triangle Time and we’re going to ring in the weekend. 90.3fm & 98.3fm in the city of roses 🌹 and around the world at freeformportland.org 011
dyke patrol @deeplezpower.bsky.social · 27/01/2026Honestly at least they aren’t wearing those airport carpet uniforms and that’s a win in and of itself #ripcity - A SCORE IS JUSY A NUMBER OK?? 130
dyke patrol @deeplezpower.bsky.social · 30/12/2025WHAT THE FUCK THIS STICK MADE FROZEN FUR (Smith creek silver falls state park) 010
dyke patrol @deeplezpower.bsky.social · 27/12/2025Bull run forest to faucet is COMING BACK god bless us every one 130
dyke patrol @deeplezpower.bsky.social · 25/12/2025Undermining our county’s elections?? SHUT UP TINA 020
