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Deep Impact Crier

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Deep Impact Crier @deepimpactcrier.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
HERE I AM
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Deep Impact Crier @deepimpactcrier.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Hi <3
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Deep Impact Crier @deepimpactcrier.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
This isn’t about Alice’s attempts to get back at Bill or admit some fleeting fantasy to him. It’s about exposing bare his delusion and smashing his world into pieces by forcing him to see *all of her*—the most important parts, the ones he never registered—her desires, her sexuality, her agency
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Deep Impact Crier @deepimpactcrier.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Rewatched Eyes Wide Shut & fell in love w this scene in ways I never had. Alice isn’t admitting infidelity or trying to make Bill jealous. She’s desperately wanting to reveal herself to him & confront him w the fact that her identity as wife/mother is incomplete, one she can exist without & beyond
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Deep Impact Crier @deepimpactcrier.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Josh Hartnett’s hair in this movie
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Deep Impact Crier @deepimpactcrier.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
I’m not dressing up for Halloween, doing other stuff
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Deep Impact Crier @deepimpactcrier.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
When all aspects of our lives become opportunities for capital generation -when a chat w a friend becomes a market- all that's left is an understanding of ourselves, our experiences as commodities/commodifiable. The messy, unquantifiable feeling of bodily desire cannot exist here
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Deep Impact Crier @deepimpactcrier.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Existing in a thoroughly hyper-mediated reality that in fact *de*realizes our experience of reality by distancing us further from others, ourselves, our bodies through the constant intervention of apparatus has severed our access to the corporeal.
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Deep Impact Crier @deepimpactcrier.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
I wrote about this a couple years ago…
Excerpt from the essay THE PURITANICAL EYE: HYPER-MEDIATION, SEX ON FILM, AND THE DISAVOWAL OF DESIRE by Carlee Gomes originally published in Lo Specchio Scuro in November 2023
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Deep Impact Crier @deepimpactcrier.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
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Deep Impact Crier @deepimpactcrier.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Need to be needed like this so bad
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Deep Impact Crier @deepimpactcrier.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Perfect film. Unreal.
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Deep Impact Crier @deepimpactcrier.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Saw a set of keys left in someone’s door in our building and all I could think about was Vive L’Amour 🥹
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Deep Impact Crier @deepimpactcrier.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
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Deep Impact Crier @deepimpactcrier.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Me every time a make a video for onlyfans
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Deep Impact Crier @deepimpactcrier.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
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Deep Impact Crier @deepimpactcrier.bsky.social · 09/01/2024
I think about Donyale Luna at least twice a week and at least several times a month specifically about her in Skidoo
Donyale Luna in a backless green wonder by Rudi Gernreich in SkidooDonyale Luna smoking and smoking in Skidoo
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Deep Impact Crier @deepimpactcrier.bsky.social · 06/01/2024
That cake 🥹🥹🥹
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Deep Impact Crier @deepimpactcrier.bsky.social · 28/12/2023
Countless immaculate photographs of this man really and truly we are so lucky we get to watch this man on screen and in front of any lens.
Denzel WashingtonDenzel Washington
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Deep Impact Crier @deepimpactcrier.bsky.social · 28/12/2023
Happy Birthday to our Greatest Living Actor, Denzel Washington. Here are 2 of my favorite photographs of him.
Denzel Washington photographed by Ron Galella while spotted at Los Angeles International Airport in LA on November 08, 1992.Denzel Washington photographed by Ron Galella while spotted at Los Angeles International Airport in LA on November 08, 1992.
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Deep Impact Crier @deepimpactcrier.bsky.social · 24/12/2023
This is one of the most beautiful things I’ve ever seen in my life. I’m absolutely head over heels in love with it. Can’t remember the last time I saw something so tender, joyous, painful & unafraid, something so full of love & sensuality & life. A masterpiece. I can’t believe it’s just here for us.
Mississippi Masala (1991)Mississippi Masala (1991)Mississippi Masala (1991)Mississippi Masala (1991)
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Deep Impact Crier @deepimpactcrier.bsky.social · 17/12/2023
If Denzel looked at me like this I would actually have a stroke
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Deep Impact Crier @deepimpactcrier.bsky.social · 17/12/2023
I hate the phrase “sexual awakening” lmao but nevertheless—
Denzel Washington in The Preacher’s Wife (1996) wearing head-to-toe dove grey and looking like a literal angelDenzel Washington in The Preacher’s Wife (1996) wearing head-to-toe dove grey and looking like a literal angelDenzel Washington in The Preacher’s Wife (1996) wearing head-to-toe dove grey and looking like a literal angel
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Deep Impact Crier @deepimpactcrier.bsky.social · 04/12/2023
This WaPo article from 1995 is devoted entirely to Denzel & the A-shirt he wears in Devil in a Blue Dress & I feel this is the type of thirst film criticism we’ve lost but that outlets like The Cut & Vulture deludedly imagine themselves to be doing when hyperventilating about Jeremy Allen White
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Deep Impact Crier @deepimpactcrier.bsky.social · 25/11/2023
“Suggestive Content” flag nice
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Deep Impact Crier @deepimpactcrier.bsky.social · 19/10/2023
The texture of this texture
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Deep Impact Crier @deepimpactcrier.bsky.social · 17/10/2023
Legitimately heartbroken at the loss of Suzanne Somers. I grew up watching Suzanne Somers on Three’s Company reruns on Nick at Nite and after school on Step by Step, too. I love this woman. She was so much a part of my childhood. RIP 🕊️💔👑💎
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Deep Impact Crier @deepimpactcrier.bsky.social · 03/08/2023
Have you ever seen anything so important
Richard Gere being a hot slutty Vegas era Elvis in Breathless (1983)
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Deep Impact Crier @deepimpactcrier.bsky.social · 13/07/2023
Never gets old, feels like a good time to re-up
Tom Cruise sitting atop the Burj Kalifa, relaxed and insouciant Will Smith strapped on top of the tallest building in the world, stressed
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Deep Impact Crier @deepimpactcrier.bsky.social · 11/07/2023
I am wearing my computer glasses today and am about to clock my 6th meeting (of 9) today everyone should tell me how amazing I am
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Deep Impact Crier @deepimpactcrier.bsky.social · 08/07/2023
Following Brandon’s lead - 2 of my favorite pics of myself. One up very late at night at a Christmas party with one of my dear friends’ arms wrapped around me mid-very-poppin-conversation, & the other of me & two of my bffs ages ago out dancing, which is my favorite thing to do in the whole world.
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Deep Impact Crier @deepimpactcrier.bsky.social · 04/07/2023
the girl / the text messages
Brown haired woman in workout clothes taking a mirror selfie Screenshot of an iMessage of women talking about feminism etc
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Deep Impact Crier @deepimpactcrier.bsky.social · 04/07/2023
Me on Twitter vs me on Bluesky
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Deep Impact Crier @deepimpactcrier.bsky.social · 04/07/2023
A life changing discovery has been made
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Deep Impact Crier @deepimpactcrier.bsky.social · 04/07/2023
I do this cool thing now where I don’t eat breakfast until like 5:30pm and I have dinner at like midnight and I wish I was being European about it but I’m not
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Deep Impact Crier @deepimpactcrier.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
Happy Birthday to our immortal princess, Tom Cruise
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Deep Impact Crier @deepimpactcrier.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
Looking like a goth Dr. Seuss tree from the back I love it
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Deep Impact Crier @deepimpactcrier.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
It’s 2am and if I’m gonna not be asleep yet I might as well be looking at Cardi B in Schiaparelli Haute Couture. This woman can wear anything.
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Deep Impact Crier @deepimpactcrier.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
Saving all my most cancellable takes for Bluesky
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Deep Impact Crier @deepimpactcrier.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
Nice
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Deep Impact Crier @deepimpactcrier.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
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Deep Impact Crier @deepimpactcrier.bsky.social · 27/06/2023
Me n @notoriouslightning.bsky.social
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Deep Impact Crier @deepimpactcrier.bsky.social · 17/06/2023
Straight-haired Carlee is Evil Carlee and this was confirmed by my coworker who told me I was being “very Maleficent” when I was taking these photos lmao
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Deep Impact Crier @deepimpactcrier.bsky.social · 17/06/2023
Truly hilarious & embarrassing how frantically/openly against any collective action that fights establishment power all of corporate media is, even when that collective action is literally just nature trying to exist.
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Deep Impact Crier @deepimpactcrier.bsky.social · 14/06/2023
Always love a good handcuffed to a steering wheel fight sequence
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Deep Impact Crier @deepimpactcrier.bsky.social · 13/06/2023
Been thinking about Romance (1999) nonstop for the last 2 weeks. This is one of the best (and few) films made about female sexuality & the scriptures of patriarchal capitalism attach shame to the pursuance of pleasure.
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Deep Impact Crier @deepimpactcrier.bsky.social · 11/06/2023
The hot girls are on Bluesky
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