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Terrence Nowicki, Jr.

@deephurting.bsky.social
2.7K followers 802 following 9.3K posts

Political cartoonist and writer + Simpsons references (mostly seasons 2 through 9) thisishistorictimes.com

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Terrence Nowicki, Jr. @deephurting.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Well what's the freaking hold up, in that case?
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Terrence Nowicki, Jr. @deephurting.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
These freaks don't deserve compassion.
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Terrence Nowicki, Jr. @deephurting.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Are we supposed to feel sorry for this asshole trucker or something?
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Terrence Nowicki, Jr. @deephurting.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Inglorious Bastards
Alt: "I'm going to give you a little something you can't take off."
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Terrence Nowicki, Jr. @deephurting.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Donald Trump confronted by Chris Hansen on "To Catch A President."
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Terrence Nowicki, Jr. @deephurting.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Pedophiles, apparently.
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Terrence Nowicki, Jr. @deephurting.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is what Ben Shapiro is doing instead of learning how to please his wife in bed.
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Terrence Nowicki, Jr. @deephurting.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"Nazi philosopher Joseph Goebbels"
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Terrence Nowicki, Jr. @deephurting.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Church must not have any prohibitions against bestiality, in that case.
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Terrence Nowicki, Jr. @deephurting.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That doesn't mean he shouldn't test them in the suggested manner.
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Terrence Nowicki, Jr. @deephurting.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Grand Old Pedophiles
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Terrence Nowicki, Jr. @deephurting.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
How could anyone possibly take anything said by someone named "McGurk" seriously? That sounds more like the name of a Muppet than a human being.
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Terrence Nowicki, Jr. @deephurting.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
why do these jerks always have such dopey names
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Terrence Nowicki, Jr. @deephurting.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Linda McMahon sure could use a folding chair upside the face.
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Terrence Nowicki, Jr. @deephurting.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What if you factor in the GOP's plans to cheat?
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Terrence Nowicki, Jr. @deephurting.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It probably made him want to start unabombing all over again.
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Terrence Nowicki, Jr. @deephurting.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Except just about every billionaire currently alive seems to have totally dogshit ideas in addition to being fucking lazy or so dim-witted and unskilled that any effort they contribute to any project is more of a hindrance than it is helpful or useful.
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Terrence Nowicki, Jr. @deephurting.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
What billionaire does that?
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Terrence Nowicki, Jr. @deephurting.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
In the vast majority of cases, you could remove the word "alone."
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Terrence Nowicki, Jr. @deephurting.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Complete this sentence: "Pack it in, Baquack ___________."
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Terrence Nowicki, Jr. @deephurting.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"You cannot use this website without posting full hog."
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Terrence Nowicki, Jr. @deephurting.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Krisit Noem should be dragged out to the same gravel pit in which she killed all those animals.
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Terrence Nowicki, Jr. @deephurting.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
At this point I assume Maye is the only person Elon actually had sex with prior to catastrophically mangling his own dick. He's basically Chris-Chan with money, after all.
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Terrence Nowicki, Jr. @deephurting.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
So what does that make him? (I hope you get the joke I'm teeing up...)
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Terrence Nowicki, Jr. @deephurting.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Elon Musk as the Grinch:

It could be his brain was just screwed-up from birth
By exaggerated notions of his own racial worth.

Or maybe the drugs he constantly mainlined
Were the root cause of everything wrong with his mind.

But I think that the most likely reason of all
May have been that his cock was two sizes too small.
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Terrence Nowicki, Jr. @deephurting.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
He still could, with the right encouragement.
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Terrence Nowicki, Jr. @deephurting.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Can we present that classmate with an award along with strong encouragement to finish what he started?
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Terrence Nowicki, Jr. @deephurting.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Elon Musk should drink a tall, frosty mug of Liquid Plumr.
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Terrence Nowicki, Jr. @deephurting.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The creators of Max Headroom are cursing themselves for not being able to picture this guy while developing the original Super Mario Brothers movie.
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Terrence Nowicki, Jr. @deephurting.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It would actually be really funny to see Cybersmith and that Shadiversity dork fight each other to the death with swords. Basically the ultimate evolution of Star Wars Kid.
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Terrence Nowicki, Jr. @deephurting.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The cost of 50 bullets x3 and a high-quality rifle would be relatively cheap by comparison.
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Terrence Nowicki, Jr. @deephurting.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Winklevoss is such a stupid name. The fact that those two dorks still feel comfortable doing ANYTHING either in public or with a public effect shows that they haven't been viciously bullied nearly enough. We gotta change that.
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Terrence Nowicki, Jr. @deephurting.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Indeed. And here's how they should be dealt with: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wilhelm...
en.wikipedia.org
Wilhelm Frick - Wikipedia
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Terrence Nowicki, Jr. @deephurting.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
What do those two sentences have to do with each other?
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Terrence Nowicki, Jr. @deephurting.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The ratio of Republicans to trans people threatening anyone's kids is probably over 1000:1.
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Terrence Nowicki, Jr. @deephurting.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Bluesky is probably suppressing your account.
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Terrence Nowicki, Jr. @deephurting.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
AI is for losers.
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Terrence Nowicki, Jr. @deephurting.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Impeaching each and every one of his cabinet members and holding up his ability to appoint replacements is akin to cutting off the hostage taker's limbs in the analogy.
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Terrence Nowicki, Jr. @deephurting.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Tough shit.
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Terrence Nowicki, Jr. @deephurting.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I guess you didn't know Jeff Fecke is a notorious idiot and has been for years, huh?
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Terrence Nowicki, Jr. @deephurting.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Go fecke yourself, egg.
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Terrence Nowicki, Jr. @deephurting.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Scammy Fuckworthless
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Terrence Nowicki, Jr. @deephurting.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
he's probably literally shitting his pants in that picture
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Terrence Nowicki, Jr. @deephurting.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
They should all be forced to publicly register like sex offenders for the rest of their lives.
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Terrence Nowicki, Jr. @deephurting.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hey I'm still pretty aggressive and relentless about reminding anyone who acts remotely friendly towards George W. Bush that he is a brain-damaged, mass-murdering war criminal who belongs in either a prison cell or a grave.
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Terrence Nowicki, Jr. @deephurting.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"Have you stopped supporting pedophiles since then?"
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Terrence Nowicki, Jr. @deephurting.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Sounds like you need to get better at thinking!
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Terrence Nowicki, Jr. @deephurting.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Can you get around this by first posting the link via your personal account, and then sharing that post to your Page instead of posting it directly on the Page?
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Terrence Nowicki, Jr. @deephurting.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Hey @angryflower.bsky.social, you should sue Failed Brain from Arthur!
Bob the Angry Flower: In Defense of Fascism
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Terrence Nowicki, Jr. @deephurting.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
All of this is just Pete Hegseth signaling to the entire world that his own dick doesn't work because he refuses to cut back on the gallons of booze he drinks every week.
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