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happy war on chrusmas @deepguava.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

Buy an ebike. Go somewhere new. Get away for a bit.

Digital grainy security camera photo of a person wearing all black with a light grey backpack riding a bicycle. The photo is claimed to be of the person who shot the CEO of UnitedHealthCare and escaped via this electric bicycle, alleged by authorities to be Luigi Mangione.

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happy war on chrusmas @deepguava.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

mfw a foreign adversary’s state media is giving more reliable information than the US government

Colin Powell speaking at the United Nations Security Council, holding a small vial of yellow substance. This was his infamous “yellow cake” speech in ‘03 where he claimed to have definitive proof that Saddam’s Iraq was enriching uranium for nuclear weapons. Iraq did not in fact have any kind of weapons of mass destruction, other than ones the US gave them in the 1980’s.

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happy war on chrusmas @deepguava.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

I’m an adult who can be trusted with memes.

The Dune 3 poster with the sandworm hole but it says “HOLY SHIT” real big and “CAN YOU BELIEVE DOMNALD TRUMP JUST SHIT HIM SELF” small underneath it.

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happy war on chrusmas @deepguava.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

Explaining to zoomers what life was like before the towers fell like

The cover of the 1997 album The Fat Of The Land by The Prodigy. It’s a motion-blurred shot to create the illusion of a quick zoom in of a crab, claws raised like it’s raving, on a beach. The crab looks happy, like it has no idea that two airplanes will be flown into the World Trade Center and a third into the Pentagon in about four years.

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happy war on chrusmas @deepguava.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

Every day we stray further from God’s light.

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happy war on chrusmas @deepguava.bsky.social · 19/01/2026

Seeing a lot of stories about how easy it is to join ICE. Pic unrelated.

A shot from the reimagined Battlestar Galactica season 3 episode 1, “Occupation.” A wide shot of the graduation ceremony for the New Caprica Police force, with rows of human collaborators standing in front of an austere grey and blue stage with several Cylons waiting to shake their hands. I don’t wanna spoil a 20 year old episode of television but there’s a joke (it’s definitely a joke, please don’t knock on my door) based on what happens next in this scene.

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happy war on chrusmas @deepguava.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

www.americanrhetoric.com/speeches/mlk...

The war in Vietnam is but a symptom of a far deeper malady within the American spirit, and if we ignore this sobering reality...and if we ignore this sobering reality, we will find ourselves organizing "clergy and laymen concerned" committees for the next generation. They will be concerned about Guatemala -- Guatemala and Peru. They will be concerned about Thailand and Cambodia. They will be concerned about Mozambique and South Africa. We will be marching for these and a dozen other names and attending rallies without end, unless there is a significant and profound change in American life and policy.

And so, such thoughts take us beyond Vietnam, but not beyond our calling as sons of the living God.

In 1957, a sensitive American official overseas said that it seemed to him that our nation was on the wrong side of a world revolution. During the past ten years, we have seen emerge a pattern of suppression which has now justified the presence of U.S. military advisors in Venezuela. This need to maintain social stability for our investments accounts for the counterrevolutionary action of American forces in Guatemala. It tells why American helicopters are being used against guerrillas in Cambodia and why American napalm and Green Beret forces have already been active against rebels in Peru.

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happy war on chrusmas @deepguava.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

Politically of course, this remains true:

A picture of Enver Hoxha standing at a podium with a red banner with the heads of Marx, Engels, Lenin and Stalin behind him. The caption is a quote of his: “This year will be harder than last year. On the other hand, it will be easier than next year.”

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happy war on chrusmas @deepguava.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

Going to the internet store to pick up some internets, anyone need anything?

A building with totally covered windows and a lit neon “OPEN” sign that is apparently titled “Lewisville-Clemmons Internet.”

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happy war on chrusmas @deepguava.bsky.social · 15/12/2025

Babe I can’t believe you forgot all about our

Vertical sign at a gas station that says “20th Baja Versary” and a Mountain Dew bottle with an octopus arm (?) holding a sparkler (how is it lit underwater? Or is the octopus on land???)

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happy war on chrusmas @deepguava.bsky.social · 28/11/2025

Me when someone says there’s no good trilogies and forgets all the most obvious ones

Clint Eastwood and Lee Van Cleef standing over Gian Maria Volonté in a desert clearing in For A Few Dollars More (1965, d. Sergio Leone), the second installment in the Dollars Trilogy.

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happy war on chrusmas @deepguava.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

We had a good few years hanging out, little lady. Gonna miss you for a while.

Cobie, the furry black cat of Bluesky, on my dashboard when I first picked her up from my friend’s house.

Cobie at my old apartment, wide eyed and bushy tailed.

Cobie perched on my shoulder, looking down and whispering “no.”

My last picture of Cobie, curled up in my lap, her favorite place to be.

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happy war on chrusmas @deepguava.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

Not resharing Gavin Newsom’s shitty post but:

A Bluesky search for Gavin Newsom’s @governor.ca.gov account ever posting the word “hortman,” in reference to Melissa Hortman, the Democratic state representative from Minnesota who was murdered in her home along with her husband by a right wing assassin.

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happy war on chrusmas @deepguava.bsky.social · 10/08/2025

Bluesky bot checker said I post at a “wide hour distribution” and I might be a bot. That’s ridiculous. Would a bot post THIS?

The “do you think a depressed person could make this?” meme from that show you like. You know the one, with the guy.

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happy war on chrusmas @deepguava.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

Big Balls’ last sight before waking up in the hospital

Samurai from 13 Assassins (2010, d. Takashi Miike) unfurling a scroll with Japanese text on it, the subtitles translate the text as “TOTAL MASSACRE”

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happy war on chrusmas @deepguava.bsky.social · 26/07/2025

mfw someone asks me what social media sites I’m on

The weed scene in Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story where Tim Meadows says “You don’t want no part of this shit.”

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happy war on chrusmas @deepguava.bsky.social · 24/07/2025

me seeing a story about “Trump slams South Park”

Norm MacDonald on SNL’s Weekend Update, captioned “Now this might strike some viewers as harsh but I believe everyone involved in this story should die.”

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happy war on chrusmas @deepguava.bsky.social · 21/07/2025

You've inherited a movie theatre; what's your first double feature? The Man With A Movie Camera (1927, d. Dziga Vertov) and Holy Motors (2012, d. Leos Carax)

Poster (in Russian) for The Man With A Movie Camera, it’s all kinds of weird Soviet constructivist art collage.

Poster for Holy Motors, the title is neon green signage against a backdrop of the Eiffel Tower with a woman wearing a pink bodysuit in the foreground.

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happy war on chrusmas @deepguava.bsky.social · 13/07/2025

tfw you forget who all’s using what pronouns in the chat

Donald Trump on Truth Social posting:

What’s going on with my “boys” and, in some cases, “gals?” They’re all

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happy war on chrusmas @deepguava.bsky.social · 11/07/2025

YouTube algorithm, show me the worst reccomendation possible.

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happy war on chrusmas @deepguava.bsky.social · 23/06/2025

BREAKING: PsyCorps endorses Andrew Cuomo.

Screenshot of Alfred Bester (Walter Koenig) and his really cute PsyCorp sidekick with brown hair and bangs from that first episode where Bester is introduced, they both look vaguely menacing.

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happy war on chrusmas @deepguava.bsky.social · 19/06/2025

New type of cat: raccoons are also cats.

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happy war on chrusmas @deepguava.bsky.social · 07/06/2025

Glad to see they take at least some criticism.

The same image as the previous tweet except now it includes "Los Angeles Protests".

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happy war on chrusmas @deepguava.bsky.social · 07/06/2025

Yeah Bluesky, this is the trending news right now.

Bluesky "Trending" section with the "trends": "Coco Gauff", "Black Cats", "Deadpool Game"

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happy war on chrusmas @deepguava.bsky.social · 28/05/2025

Happy fifth anniversary to 54% of the US seeing this image and going “look, you know, I get it.” Always trust the masses to understand the outrage of injustice, no matter how much the wealthy and powerful lecture us about our supposed impudence.

The 3rd Precinct of the Minneapolis Police Department ablaze amidst the George Floyd uprisings of 2020.

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happy war on chrusmas @deepguava.bsky.social · 27/05/2025

Good news, the DNC has heard all of your begging and pleading for them to take the threat of fascist violence seriously!

Gmail screenshot of an email from someone named Lee Johnson with the subject line "We can retire Lindsey Graham."

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