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@deepdishdog.bsky.social
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hi im kit 🐾 and im working on music 🎸, a game 👾, and a comic 🌱 adhd+autism💥 🏳️‍⚧️ she/her 🏳️‍⚧️ ❤️ hazel ❤️ ⚠️ warning: nothing but bullshit ⚠️

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kitdog @deepdishdog.bsky.social · 4h
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kitdog @deepdishdog.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
genie blowjob
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OK @okratking.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
fuck you ronni!
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kitdog @deepdishdog.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the doctor had to tell my parents they couldnt name me disposable underwear
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kitdog @deepdishdog.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
how the season of halloween feels to me "rorschach womb" (wip)
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kitdog @deepdishdog.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
call me a sub woofer the way i be designed to reproduce low-pitched audio frequencies known as bass and sub-bass
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kitdog @deepdishdog.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
song i made while procrastinating having to call my dad
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🌙 @awawawa.world · 26/09/2026
fucking pissed that im not getting pet by all my friends right now
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kitdog @deepdishdog.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
when i was born i fell onto the floor like a bunch of loose change
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kitdog @deepdishdog.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
i pay for your plumbing school i pay for your time off plumbing school i pay for the bricks over your head. just because you didnt get to be a superstar- i am a fucking superstar! god damn it im just stuck saving princesses because someone wont get of their fat fucking overalls and help me!!
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kitdog @deepdishdog.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
i downloaded twitter and posted my classic "whenever i played house as a kid i was always the dog #telling" catchphrase to introduce myself.. it got one comment that just said "i misread your name (kit) as kirk (charlie) LOL!" and so i deleted twitter
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kitdog @deepdishdog.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
nothing like some uhm.. uhhh... ehm.. uhmmmm........
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kitdog @deepdishdog.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
air fryer is one of mans greatest feats akin to the wheel or the internet
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kitdog @deepdishdog.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
the floaters in my eyes sometimes try and send me messages by forming into letters and words today they wrote, 'buy 1 get 1 free with a minimum purchase of $5.00' okay
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kitdog @deepdishdog.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
i said my first words when i lost in Operation and it sent a static shock through my body
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kitdog @deepdishdog.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
❌ Not interested ✅ Interested
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kitdog @deepdishdog.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
when i was a kid i wanted to be like the birds that sit on their eggs so they cna hatch
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kitdog @deepdishdog.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
yknow ive been in a bunch of close calls in my life im glad to have lived to meet my friends, kinda like that one time i fell into some gorilla enclosure in 2016 lol
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kitdog @deepdishdog.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
i was playing with my hair and i thought i felt a hole in my head
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kitdog @deepdishdog.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
i told my parents i liked deltarune and they started adding "or anyone else" to the end of asking if i had a crush on any guys
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kitdog @deepdishdog.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
w flaps
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kitdog @deepdishdog.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
i saw a hot pocket ad on my fyp and when i went to check the one comment it had it was just someone that said "hot pocket" and i burst into tears
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kitdog @deepdishdog.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
whenever i played house as a kid i was always the dog #telling
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kitdog @deepdishdog.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
when i was born i was birthed into lake superior and i skipped like a rock to the other side where i was then taken in by a canadian ttrpg tribe and they tought me how to be queer and drink at a young age
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kitdog @deepdishdog.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
i love to bonk myself in the head over and over with empty 2 litre soda bottles
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kitdog @deepdishdog.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
morning plan is eating this and then fucking dying
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kitdog @deepdishdog.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
eating these dog treats rn and every 5 minutes i break out of a trance of eating them and look down at my crumby hands like i had killed someone but then i look back at the bag and realize that i kinda liked what it felt like so i repeat the cycle
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kitdog @deepdishdog.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
michael prank on my mom
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kitdog @deepdishdog.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
looked out my window and saw it... i thought i was crazy
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kitdog @deepdishdog.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
accidentally ate dog treats they taste really good, i will continue
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kitdog @deepdishdog.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
etched this into the ground with a pencil... a slight peek into my nefarious undertakings
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kitdog @deepdishdog.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
invisible ufo
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kitdog @deepdishdog.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
lowkey wanna get tapeworms but not for weightloss i jsut want to make sure my body is an ecosystem for some kind of percievable creature yaknow
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