kitdog @deepdishdog.bsky.social · 4ht4tstatic.klipy.comJack Black's Shocked Book RevealALT: Jack Black's Shocked Book Reveal 010
kitdog @deepdishdog.bsky.social · 29/09/2026the doctor had to tell my parents they couldnt name me disposable underwear 021
kitdog @deepdishdog.bsky.social · 28/09/2026how the season of halloween feels to me "rorschach womb" (wip) 011
kitdog @deepdishdog.bsky.social · 28/09/2026call me a sub woofer the way i be designed to reproduce low-pitched audio frequencies known as bass and sub-bass 031
kitdog @deepdishdog.bsky.social · 28/09/2026song i made while procrastinating having to call my dad 211
Reposted by kitdog🌙 @awawawa.world · 26/09/2026fucking pissed that im not getting pet by all my friends right now 314518
kitdog @deepdishdog.bsky.social · 23/09/2026when i was born i fell onto the floor like a bunch of loose change 011
kitdog @deepdishdog.bsky.social · 22/09/2026i pay for your plumbing school i pay for your time off plumbing school i pay for the bricks over your head. just because you didnt get to be a superstar- i am a fucking superstar! god damn it im just stuck saving princesses because someone wont get of their fat fucking overalls and help me!! 020
kitdog @deepdishdog.bsky.social · 21/09/2026i downloaded twitter and posted my classic "whenever i played house as a kid i was always the dog #telling" catchphrase to introduce myself.. it got one comment that just said "i misread your name (kit) as kirk (charlie) LOL!" and so i deleted twitter 010
kitdog @deepdishdog.bsky.social · 14/09/2026air fryer is one of mans greatest feats akin to the wheel or the internet 030
kitdog @deepdishdog.bsky.social · 14/09/2026the floaters in my eyes sometimes try and send me messages by forming into letters and words today they wrote, 'buy 1 get 1 free with a minimum purchase of $5.00' okay 010
kitdog @deepdishdog.bsky.social · 13/09/2026i said my first words when i lost in Operation and it sent a static shock through my body 010
kitdog @deepdishdog.bsky.social · 12/09/2026when i was a kid i wanted to be like the birds that sit on their eggs so they cna hatch 031
kitdog @deepdishdog.bsky.social · 11/09/2026yknow ive been in a bunch of close calls in my life im glad to have lived to meet my friends, kinda like that one time i fell into some gorilla enclosure in 2016 lol 010
kitdog @deepdishdog.bsky.social · 11/09/2026i was playing with my hair and i thought i felt a hole in my head 020
kitdog @deepdishdog.bsky.social · 11/09/2026i told my parents i liked deltarune and they started adding "or anyone else" to the end of asking if i had a crush on any guys 031
kitdog @deepdishdog.bsky.social · 08/09/2026i saw a hot pocket ad on my fyp and when i went to check the one comment it had it was just someone that said "hot pocket" and i burst into tears 022
kitdog @deepdishdog.bsky.social · 04/05/2026whenever i played house as a kid i was always the dog #telling 052
kitdog @deepdishdog.bsky.social · 26/03/2026when i was born i was birthed into lake superior and i skipped like a rock to the other side where i was then taken in by a canadian ttrpg tribe and they tought me how to be queer and drink at a young age 042
kitdog @deepdishdog.bsky.social · 19/08/2025i love to bonk myself in the head over and over with empty 2 litre soda bottles 010
kitdog @deepdishdog.bsky.social · 18/04/2025eating these dog treats rn and every 5 minutes i break out of a trance of eating them and look down at my crumby hands like i had killed someone but then i look back at the bag and realize that i kinda liked what it felt like so i repeat the cycle 021
kitdog @deepdishdog.bsky.social · 13/03/2025looked out my window and saw it... i thought i was crazy 031
kitdog @deepdishdog.bsky.social · 20/01/2025accidentally ate dog treats they taste really good, i will continue 032
kitdog @deepdishdog.bsky.social · 17/01/2025etched this into the ground with a pencil... a slight peek into my nefarious undertakings 020
kitdog @deepdishdog.bsky.social · 14/01/2025lowkey wanna get tapeworms but not for weightloss i jsut want to make sure my body is an ecosystem for some kind of percievable creature yaknow 033