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DANce Medley

@deeeteeeesss.bsky.social
182 followers 141 following 428 posts

I ate the veal, I’m international like that. Passenger Amaxophobic. He/Him/Daddy Made in Brisbane

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DANce Medley @deeeteeeesss.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Self care
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DANce Medley @deeeteeeesss.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Only when I’m told to be
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DANce Medley @deeeteeeesss.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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DANce Medley @deeeteeeesss.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Kinda like these shorts too
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DANce Medley @deeeteeeesss.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I googled it and all I got was putting sand on the yellow lines to avoid a parking fine. I’m not poor… I pay my bills
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DANce Medley @deeeteeeesss.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Older woman walking up the stairs at the surf club screaming “who do they think they are?” in the most disgusted tone. My spirit animal.
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DANce Medley @deeeteeeesss.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oh, I don’t know what that is… I felt like Timothée Chalamet in the Movie Dune… but without the huge monster
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DANce Medley @deeeteeeesss.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Just back from the windy AF beach. Not pictured, the sand in every orifice.
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DANce Medley @deeeteeeesss.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
In Broadbeach
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DANce Medley @deeeteeeesss.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’m in my Mongolian nomad era
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DANce Medley @deeeteeeesss.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
There was 6/13 gentlemen in Pilates at the gym this morning. Ordinarily it’s just me or a second guy, so that was weird.
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DANce Medley @deeeteeeesss.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m ready…
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DANce Medley @deeeteeeesss.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Made a dump cake
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DANce Medley @deeeteeeesss.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I could have just become the next Anna Nicole-Smith. Very old guy being helped out of his white Maybach SUV by his driver
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DANce Medley @deeeteeeesss.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Mood
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DANce Medley @deeeteeeesss.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Jason Derulo can fucking destroy me… #mood
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DANce Medley @deeeteeeesss.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The first flight tracked after changing to Narita was the United 737 Max 8 that lives and operates exclusively in Asia. What a boon!
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DANce Medley @deeeteeeesss.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
ATL has 5 flight movements between midnight and 5am so 2pm-7pm AEST.. I’ll need a diff Timezone
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DANce Medley @deeeteeeesss.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oh yes ATL.. imma do that
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DANce Medley @deeeteeeesss.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I have a spare slot on my flightwall to track. I current track BNE and LHR. Can you suggest a random non-Australian airport that I can add. It needs to be a large airport. BNE is too slow at some times of the day and LHR doesn’t come alive until 3pm after their curfew..
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DANce Medley @deeeteeeesss.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I know that in reality but then I would get in my head about it haha. I also don’t have home charging, which is less convenient
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DANce Medley @deeeteeeesss.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’ve not yet accepted that I would be ok doing this.. I would be panicking
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DANce Medley @deeeteeeesss.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Need a giant La La La flag
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DANce Medley @deeeteeeesss.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Kmart is definitely not Goyard..
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DANce Medley @deeeteeeesss.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Lunch time poolside
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DANce Medley @deeeteeeesss.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
🤌🏼🤌🏼
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DANce Medley @deeeteeeesss.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I like my new 2 inch* shorts.. Introducing some colour too
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DANce Medley @deeeteeeesss.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Tabatha’s salon takeover is on Amazon Prime!
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DANce Medley @deeeteeeesss.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
But you do
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DANce Medley @deeeteeeesss.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Noooo I hope it’s just a this weird change of weather 🤞🏽
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DANce Medley @deeeteeeesss.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Sitting in my office at work with door open to appear more socialable and all I can hear is someone munching on breakfast cereal.
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Woman's Disgusted 'No Thanks' Reaction
ALT: Woman's Disgusted 'No Thanks' Reaction
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DANce Medley @deeeteeeesss.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Good morning
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DANce Medley @deeeteeeesss.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Obsessive compulsive at this point
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DANce Medley @deeeteeeesss.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
🤌🏼
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DANce Medley @deeeteeeesss.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Main bathroom art installation ✔️
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DANce Medley @deeeteeeesss.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Booked a trip to Thailand for 2027 with a 3 night stopover in Kuala Lumpur on the way home. Never been and have no clue about the place other than satay and roti.. Has anyone been and could suggest which area we should stay?
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DANce Medley @deeeteeeesss.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
No one has ever accused me of that before 😭😭
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DANce Medley @deeeteeeesss.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Made a decision to not drive in sport mode for a while as I almost threw up driving out of my driveway down the street
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DANce Medley @deeeteeeesss.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Happy birthday 🎈 🎁
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DANce Medley @deeeteeeesss.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Why not just walk.. isn’t there just 5 blocks anyway 🧐
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DANce Medley @deeeteeeesss.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Innocent body??? 😏
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DANce Medley @deeeteeeesss.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Golden hour is not the same as a golden shower
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DANce Medley @deeeteeeesss.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Friday Pilates. Done ✅
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DANce Medley @deeeteeeesss.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
It looks amazing! Can you please come do mine now, thanks!
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DANce Medley @deeeteeeesss.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I’ve never worn a pair of Budgie Smugglers swimmers until I got this last weekend.
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DANce Medley @deeeteeeesss.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Obsessed with my new toy…….
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DANce Medley @deeeteeeesss.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Meth isn’t conducive to holding a security clearance so I guess this is it 🤣
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DANce Medley @deeeteeeesss.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Early bird gets the worm or some shit
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DANce Medley @deeeteeeesss.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Back to the sun bed for wfh lunch
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DANce Medley @deeeteeeesss.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
This photo of me come up in my timehop from 2009. I was working in the Philippines (Manila) and this photo was taken in a friends house in their dogs bedroom.. their dogs had their own maids… it’s another world over there, I have to say. Also look at all my hair.
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