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kernel panic attack @deeeepsteep.bsky.social · 18h
Sniff
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kernel panic attack @deeeepsteep.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I wanted to eat my ice cream sandwich in peace but nothing gets past this asshole
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kernel panic attack @deeeepsteep.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Decided to watch a classic tonight
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kernel panic attack @deeeepsteep.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I say this all the time but one of the funniest things about my dog is that when he gets excited, he looks like he just told a really great joke and he’s waiting for you to get the punchline
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kernel panic attack @deeeepsteep.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I feel like I haven’t done a Milo photo dump in awhile. Have some photos of my stupid son
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kernel panic attack @deeeepsteep.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It’s been 10 years but it still trips me out that I cohabit a space with “small” wolf who begs me for cheese every day
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kernel panic attack @deeeepsteep.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Me: "I'm in desperate need of some mental health care." The mental health care:
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kernel panic attack @deeeepsteep.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Most important part of getting a new phone: Testing the camera with your pet
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kernel panic attack @deeeepsteep.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
His Royal Uselessness
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kernel panic attack @deeeepsteep.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Was watching tv downstairs earlier and made the foolish decision to open a bag of chips
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kernel panic attack @deeeepsteep.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Hey man are you okay, you haven’t taken a hit from the Labubong yet
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kernel panic attack @deeeepsteep.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Had to grab this album right away. A vaporwave classic and one of my favourites. I’m trying to get Milo to appreciate that first drop in と言って別れ but unsure how he feels about it
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kernel panic attack @deeeepsteep.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
My brother’s shrimp kingdom is super active right now and they’re so fun to watch. Now I see why screensavers are so soothing lol, look at these lil dudes
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kernel panic attack @deeeepsteep.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Please perceive my house wolf
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kernel panic attack @deeeepsteep.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Mom, the dog’s dissociating in front of the TV again
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kernel panic attack @deeeepsteep.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
He found some sticks underneath the bench and now he refuses to come out
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kernel panic attack @deeeepsteep.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Don’t be fooled by his appearance. He spends 99% of his day trying to conjure a single thought
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kernel panic attack @deeeepsteep.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Life imitates art
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kernel panic attack @deeeepsteep.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I was skeptical about my brother’s new aquascaping hobby. I thought it was an impulsive coping mechanism for Dad’s death, and it kinda is, but he’s done an amazing job so far! In a month’s time this will be greener, shrimpier, betta-er, and lush enough to grow herbs on top 😊
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kernel panic attack @deeeepsteep.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
“You’re been watching this gay shit all day, human” - My dog, probably
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kernel panic attack @deeeepsteep.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
My dog is the Calvin Klein model of dogs. A dog-shaped Ken doll, if you will. Striking………ly stupid. Himbo dog. The lights aren’t just off, the circuit breaker’s been busted for months and no one knows it’s broken beside the house was abandoned a long time ago
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kernel panic attack @deeeepsteep.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I don’t have any meetings tomorrow (fingers crossed it stays that way) so I’m allowing myself to chill out for tonight. Time for an ice cold can of Baja Blast flavoured weed soda and post-work hangs in the backyard with my house wolf 🐺
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kernel panic attack @deeeepsteep.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Wait.
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kernel panic attack @deeeepsteep.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Why does my dog look like the starting tutorial/guide character in a video game 😭 it’s like he’s waiting for you to approach him so he can teach you which buttons make you run and jump
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kernel panic attack @deeeepsteep.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
My brother has a new hobby: Aquascaping. Like any aquarium, you have to leave it be for about a month to allow the healthy bacteria to grow before adding marine life, so it’s empty right now. Milo is very confused as to why there’s 20 gallon water bowl that he’s not allowed to drink out of.
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kernel panic attack @deeeepsteep.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
This asshole has broken so many leashes over his lifetime (that’s what I get for choosing a breed who was literally created to pull things). I got another leash and as you can see, he’s taking it very well.
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kernel panic attack @deeeepsteep.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Geriatric post of the day: My lumbar support pillow with cooling gel came in today and it is a GAME CHANGER
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kernel panic attack @deeeepsteep.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
TIL that dogs lie down with their paws turned outwards because it keeps them cool. Lying belly-down helps with core body temperature, and airing out their paw pads helps expel heat from their extremities. So my dog isn’t part seal after all. Disappointing.
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kernel panic attack @deeeepsteep.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I’m reaching out to my irl friends who came to my dad’s funeral so I can thank them individually for their support, but I suck at talking about serious shit so every convo starts with a variation of this. we’ve been friends for 20+ years and my mom considers them family btw lol
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kernel panic attack @deeeepsteep.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
We buried my dad today. The funeral home, church, and cemetery allowed Milo to be there since he was my dad’s best friend, so it was nice that all of us got to say goodbye. Until next time, Dad.
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kernel panic attack @deeeepsteep.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Mom and brother are home now. Everyone seems to be ok. They’re keeping themselves distracted with funeral arrangements and chores. Milo is still confused. Is it weird that I feel bad for the dog more than I feel bad for us lol
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kernel panic attack @deeeepsteep.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Thank you. It’s a very surreal experience.
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kernel panic attack @deeeepsteep.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
My brother left for the airport. He’s meeting my mom at the hospital and he’s gonna take her back later today. So it’s just me and Milo in the house. My dad’s reading glasses are on the table where he left them and his slippers are at the bottom of the stairs. He didn’t plan on leaving like this.
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kernel panic attack @deeeepsteep.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
My dad passed away a few hours ago. Completely unexpected, no warning signs…I got a call and that was it. I’m still in shock. Probably will be for awhile. I’m not really sure what I’m supposed to be feeling right now.
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kernel panic attack @deeeepsteep.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
This tastes exactly like those rocket popsicles………weed technology is evolving
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kernel panic attack @deeeepsteep.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Big news for smokers and stoners who are into Pokemon: The Pokopia Peakychu plush makes an excellent vape pen holder. Look at how cute she is, she’s happy to help :)
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kernel panic attack @deeeepsteep.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
My 10 year old 90 pound puppy
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kernel panic attack @deeeepsteep.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Mister house wolf asking for his daily cheese tax
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kernel panic attack @deeeepsteep.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
My house wolf and I are not built for summer weather. We are melting. We are suffering. Anything above 0 degrees is too hot idgaf I hate the sun so much right now
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kernel panic attack @deeeepsteep.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
TODAY IS JUNE 1ST WHICH MEANS IT’S MY DOG’S BIRTHDAY!!!! I can’t believe he’s 10 😭 give him all the pets and treats to this good boy today!!!! Thank u 2 Milo’s mom for birthing him on the first day of Pride month
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kernel panic attack @deeeepsteep.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Well well well if it isn’t Mister Giant Head With No Brain
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kernel panic attack @deeeepsteep.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
The contractors are installing the hardwood today so there’s a bunch of strangers in the house making loud noises. Milo’s outside, but he’s keeping one ear angled towards the door so he can stay informed of what’s going on inside. We love an informed king 👑
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kernel panic attack @deeeepsteep.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
My happy not-so-little house wolf :)
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kernel panic attack @deeeepsteep.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
My creature got banished to the backyard because he keeps getting in the way of the house renovations - sniffing the contractors, staring at them as they do their jobs, circling them and trying to get them to play…sorry not all of us are unemployed like you!!!
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kernel panic attack @deeeepsteep.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
The house wolf waits patiently for the perfect moment to attack his prey (My dinner)
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kernel panic attack @deeeepsteep.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
When summer is finally here but you’re a husky
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kernel panic attack @deeeepsteep.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
This heat is giving me a bad migraine and the dog is melting. We are over summer already lol
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kernel panic attack @deeeepsteep.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Me: We have to go inside now, it’s gonna rain soon My dog: Bitch who tf is “we” 🤨
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kernel panic attack @deeeepsteep.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
The house wolf has arrived for his daily cheese tax
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kernel panic attack @deeeepsteep.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
We’re about to leave for the movies soon but we couldn’t find the dog anywhere. Turns out he’s been hiding in the garden shed this whole time for some reason 😐
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