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Unfortunately for you there is absolutely no evidence the Saudis would do that at Newcastle.

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Well, that is good news. Good on you Governor

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So, there's no way for clubs to get success anymore by conventional means as the big 5 have pulled up the drawbridge. So what's the point of watching the game if you're not a fan of those teams? The superleague 5 are the biggest threats to football. (Not a city fan btw)

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Rita Ora has the Lidl app. Indeed.

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Loads of graffiti has appeared roasting celebs. Apparently 'Amamda Holden will only drink Mellow Birds"

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If rumours are to be believed (got a friend who's partner is on the board of a big UK team) spurs were the main driver behind the big 5 pulling up the drawbridge

To the graffiti artists in West denton. I salute you

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There's an easier way for Qatar to break in. Buy Liverpool and close them down.

Does it matter? The city care proves that there's no way to join the elite by conventional means and at some point they'll no doubt move the goalposts to accommodate Liverpool and man Utd again...

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Prediction. Cristiano Ronaldo will be playing at the new York version of 5 a side in 2 years time still searching for that 1000th goal

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The assumption is that nufc redid the crest because the new version is easier to be sewn on hats by sweatshops in 3rd world countries.

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Can we not just have a series of new badges? First one would read "Roy Keane wanks his dog" with a cartoon leprechaun wanking off a poodle.

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Can guarantee he hasn't consumed a single piece of art in his entire life.

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Another quick thing on the whole Man City thing. They're still not as evil as Manchester United. Man Utd are the 6th most evil thing in the entirety of human history.

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Anyhoo. Another quality PR piece about nufc today.

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Dear US media. Your president stated that his government had been fully aware of the attack of RAF Fairfield for a long time. They were diesel thieves. You people are idiots.

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Had a visit from the local Jehovah's witnesses this morning. Polite. Not my scene though

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The city group of teams didn't try to break away from the league to start their own. The big 5 are the enemy here. always have been

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I'm going to eat a sticky BBQ pot noodle tonight

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Just saying he'd be PM for life if he had Boris and fartage locked up for services to Russia.

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Blood sugar down to pre diabetic levels. Not great, still work to do.

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Since the rise of Bluetooth headsets it's a lot harder to work out if it's someone talking to their friend or someone talking to them self about the rapture....

To the band that released a cover of faith by George Michael. Why? You ruined it. Well done.

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Wait. I thought trump/farage said they were iranian terrorists? You don't give bail to terror suspects...

Hoping they're all reform voters

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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

It's Bailey. Everything he says is made up. A low rent Ben Jacobs. If that's possible.

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They MURDERED the leader of Iran DURING negotiations. And they talk about 'good faith'. If Iran wasn't negotiating in good faith it would have blown you up.

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At the start of the season I could maybe see 2-4 wins. Maybe. Now I can't see one. Chris Grier must be the happiest man in sports with his former work.

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Dear my Instagram account. I'm not complaining about the amount of pics and videos you're sending my way, but can I have more bike pics? Cheers

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