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Dee Carney

@deecarney.com
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Best selling romance author, outspoken, bougie Black woman, proud dog mama, Registered Nurse by day. She/her.

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Dee Carney @deecarney.com · 14/07/2026
His name at the pound was Chocolate, but the Spanish-speaking staff were all calling him "chock-o-latte". Since he's more caramel than brown, Latte. I have 0 good pics yet.
Sleeping brown dog, curled up in his bed. Newly adopted and renamed Latte.
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Dee Carney @deecarney.com · 02/07/2026
Friend, those aren't even Florida temps. I just came back from a walk.
Florida weather. 94 degrees F, feels like 99. Low of 79. 30% chance of rain showers.
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Dee Carney @deecarney.com · 25/06/2026
His adoption day photo.
Black Mouth Cur dog named Chocolate sitting in back seat of car. I hope we're both ready for this.
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Dee Carney @deecarney.com · 26/04/2026
A woman I met at a cable provider center a couple of months ago randomly offered to teach me how to do stained glass art. This is my first piece that I finished last week. She has So. Much. Stuff. and hopes I will help her use up some of it.
Stained glass art of a single tulip
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Dee Carney @deecarney.com · 23/04/2026
A pic of my locs halfway down my back
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Dee Carney @deecarney.com · 10/01/2026
For those of you following me for the last ten plus years, you've heard of the exploits of #batdog. Today is his last day and I'm heartbroken.
13 year old black dog, Bruce, aka #batdog standing in front of a holiday backdrop.
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Dee Carney @deecarney.com · 05/01/2026
I'm on hold with MOHELA to speak to a rep. 😭
Screen shot of hold time with MOHELA: 2 hours, 46 minutes and 42 seconds. Otherwise known as the 11th circle of hell.
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Dee Carney @deecarney.com · 07/05/2025
Good luck! I've recently started this one and really like it. No GI issues whatsoever.
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Dee Carney @deecarney.com · 28/03/2025
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Dee Carney @deecarney.com · 02/03/2025
See. I'm trying not to go the fast fashion route, but you retailers are clearly out of your minds.
Cute, black and white one piece Miraclesuit swimsuit selling for $206 USD, which is HIGHWAY ROBBERY. FCK U retailer!
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Dee Carney @deecarney.com · 29/01/2025
Pretty snazzy ones that are cheap!
Pic of caskets for $1149.99 at Costco app
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Dee Carney @deecarney.com · 17/01/2025
This is what #RedNote users think of Floridians and I've found some even more hilarious comments, including ones about squat toilets.
Screenshot... Q: Do you raise a crocodile every family? 
Q: Request for pics of alligators, labeled as "gator tax"
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Dee Carney @deecarney.com · 09/01/2025
I haven't pretty-fied it yet, but here's the start of my layout.
4 book covers glued in bullet journal, with star rating and reading format beneath each cover.
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Dee Carney @deecarney.com · 07/12/2024
Don't let this sleeping boy fool you. Every time I stand up to go mop the house, he's suddenly on a mission to walk everywhere and explore every corner. #JustStayThere
Pic of sleeping black dog in a hoodie, determined to walk on wet, freshly mopped floors. The stinker.
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Dee Carney @deecarney.com · 08/11/2024
I've muted that man's name. I'm sticking with the message behind this pic for the unforeseeable future. Good luck America.
Black women roll out. Nov 6, 2024. Manicured and jeweled Black woman's hand holding up the "peace out" symbol.
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Dee Carney @deecarney.com · 07/11/2024
Neither. I just told it to do it's thing and it started deleting. I did ask for an archive of my tweets but that takes 24 hours. It might be that the archive will be empty because I used Redact first. Idk. (Correction on how long it took apparently.)
Screen shot from Redact app showing 5308 tweets were deleted.
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Dee Carney @deecarney.com · 06/11/2024
Black woman's jeweled and manicured hand displaying "peace" symbol, with two fingers up. Poster says, "Black Women Roll Out Nov 6, 2024".
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Dee Carney @deecarney.com · 26/10/2024
Just finished voting BUT Right before I left the house, I saw a scare tactic ad telling people that once you vote, your friends and family will be able to look up who you voted for. If I see it again, I'll report it. 😡
I voted sticker on my shirt
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Dee Carney @deecarney.com · 07/10/2024
I try not to play into the whole male Instacart shoppers are awful thing but why did this man bring me 2 plantains instead of the 2 bananas that I'd asked for?
Chiquita plantain stickers on 2 plantains
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Dee Carney @deecarney.com · 30/09/2024
Amazing! My mother has recently taken up quilting and I'm in awe of what she's learned to do in a relatively short amount of time. I think she's done 4 full size quilts so far. She gifted me this little bag just this weekend.
Quilted doodads bag
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Dee Carney @deecarney.com · 17/09/2024
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #254,571! I'm *officially* an old!
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Dee Carney @deecarney.com · 15/09/2024
I buy Core Power milkshakes by the case. They're ridiculously good and the nutrition isn't scary.
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Dee Carney @deecarney.com · 27/07/2024
This ratio is very ouch @npr.org
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Dee Carney @deecarney.com · 21/05/2024
Voila!
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Dee Carney @deecarney.com · 19/05/2024
Will people please go over to Xitter and report this account that stole my user name and then changed it? Please and thank you.
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Dee Carney @deecarney.com · 05/05/2024
This might have melted my cold, dead heart just a tiny bit.
A pile of sticks with a note that says, hi I made this and I don't mind if you play with it. We worked on it for a long time. Injoy [sic]. Heart symbol.
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Dee Carney @deecarney.com · 23/01/2024
True neutral. Huh.
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Dee Carney @deecarney.com · 21/12/2023
Office ingenuity is using Scotch tape and a paper clip to keep one of your Dollar Tree antlers upright for another 1.5 days.
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