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@deebakesbread.bsky.social
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GenX mom of GenZ people. Former/Recovering grammar police officer. Cat food dispenser in chief. Unaffiliated voter in red state caucusing with blue end of the spectrum. So utterly flabbergasted by this timeline I don’t even know where to begin. 🚫DMs

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Flabbergasted🫣😳😱🤬😵‍💫💀👻 @deebakesbread.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula.
A cover illustration from Bunnicula Strikes Again by James Howe, featuring a black and white bunny that appears to have a widow’s peak similar to how Dracula is often pictured. The black fur on his back also slightly resembles a cape, and he has tiny vampire fangs and red eyes. Bunnicula is a children’s story about a rabbit that drinks veggies dry!
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Flabbergasted🫣😳😱🤬😵‍💫💀👻 @deebakesbread.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This was in my mail today. Please note that for all the Republican BS about mail in voting being insecure, this org (I’m assuming right wing) certainly didn’t hesitate to mail this ballot application out along with some right wing propaganda. I will be voting early in person, thank you very much.
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Flabbergasted🫣😳😱🤬😵‍💫💀👻 @deebakesbread.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Dear Donnie, Positive coverage requires positive actions. Rounding people up like rabid dogs, looking away when ICE shoots people in the back, lying about gas and other prices, and threatening to annex or annihilate another country aren’t positive and don’t deserve positive coverage. Signed, US
A post from Donald Trump on Truth Social:

“why should perpetrators of FAKE NEWS, like CNN and MSDNC, be allowed access to a very sacred place, the White House? Despite my big Election Win, almost 100% of "TRUMP" coverage is negative, and has been for years!”


Defiant White House slaps down journalists: 'Access is a privilege - not a right: justthenews.com/politics-polic
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Flabbergasted🫣😳😱🤬😵‍💫💀👻 @deebakesbread.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
You’re in good company. I watched my Munchkin knock my keys to the floor for reasons of physics investigation (?) yesterday. Meanwhile, this is his new favorite napping spot. Instead of Bag Lady, he is Bag Kitty 🤣
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Flabbergasted🫣😳😱🤬😵‍💫💀👻 @deebakesbread.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Things I learned from #stardewvalley 😆
A screen grab posted to ifunny of one of the in-game aquariums on Stardew Valley that depicts a purple sea urchin wearing a hat, with a caption that says “just a reminder you can put hats on sea urchins in Stardew Valley”
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Flabbergasted🫣😳😱🤬😵‍💫💀👻 @deebakesbread.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I think there were some text-based games created the year I was born, but I’m going old school.
A picture of the open box of the game Mastermind. In the left is the top of the box with a picture of an old guy in a gray suit sitting in a comfy chair at a reflective table with his fingers laced together. A dark haired woman in a white dress stands behind him leaning slightly towards him with her arm stretched out behind him and her hand braced on the shoulder of the chair. They are against a black background.

The game is described as “A game of cunning and logic for two people.”

On the right side is the brown plastic board the game is played on, with colorful pegs in a small box above it. 

This is the same version I had as a kid.
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Flabbergasted🫣😳😱🤬😵‍💫💀👻 @deebakesbread.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Found ‘em
Two ducks in the back of a 
police car going who knows where
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Flabbergasted🫣😳😱🤬😵‍💫💀👻 @deebakesbread.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
💔 RIP, dear Jackie. #JackieandShadow were/are such an inspiration to so many. She can never be replaced in our hearts. Thank you to #fobbv for letting us all peek into their lives each day. (See alt txt for info from Ojai Raptor Center on FB)
From Ojai Raptor Center post on Facebook:

Patient Update: Bald Eagle 26-519

It is with profound sadness that we share that Patient 26-519 passed away in the early hours of this morning, following more than three weeks of intensive medical care.

Over the past several days, her condition continued to deteriorate despite intensive treatment and the combined efforts of our veterinary team and consulting specialists. She remained critically ill, receiving oxygen therapy, supportive treatment, and around-the-clock monitoring in our intensive care unit.

Throughout her time at Ojai Raptor Center, every decision was guided by the available medical evidence, her welfare, and our responsibility to do what was in her best interest.

Her remains have been transferred into the care of the California Department of Fish and Wildlife (CDFW).

We know this news will be deeply felt by the many thousands of people around the world who have followed her journey, hoped alongside us, prayed for her, and supported the people caring for her.

Our team is heartbroken. It has been an extraordinary privilege to care for her. 

We ask for patience and kindness as our staff process this loss. We are working closely with the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service and the California Department of Fish and Wildlife and will provide a more comprehensive statement including additional information on her treatments and test results.

To protect our staff and community during this difficult time, comments on this post have been turned off.

To everyone who cared about Patient 26-519, thank you. Thank you for your messages, your prayers, your encouragement, and for standing beside our team throughout these past weeks. We are deeply grateful for the way Patient 26-519 brought people together through a shared love of wildlife.
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Flabbergasted🫣😳😱🤬😵‍💫💀👻 @deebakesbread.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
My favorite: Hooman: walk! Bunny: NOPE! BOUNCE IS LIFE!! 🤣 All dogs acquitted as they should be. What a wise and discerning judge! 🩵
A screen shot from the video showing a tiny dog named Bunny hopping down from the top steps to the bottom in one jump in true bunny-like fashion. One not-so-small jump for dogs, one giant leap for Bunny!
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Flabbergasted🫣😳😱🤬😵‍💫💀👻 @deebakesbread.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
It looks more like this guinea pig tbh
Golden haired guinea pig pictured on a counter that looks remarkably like Trump’s new straw-colored toupee.

No facial features are visible, it just looks like a lump of hair.

From this Reddit post https://www.reddit.com/r/guineapigs/s/kzw9VtRlJ1
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Flabbergasted🫣😳😱🤬😵‍💫💀👻 @deebakesbread.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
How do they not understand that exchanging access for donations is THE VERY DEFINITION OF BEING BOUGHT??? #donorrhea #potus4sale www.mediaite.com/media/news/t...
Not to mention, multiple executives and board members told the Journal they believed multimillion-dollar donations translated into greater access and that if a company had an issue before the federal government that reached Trump’s attention, he would want to know how much the company had contributed. One chairman of a publicly traded company said that companies understood they were either “checked on a list, or crossed off a list” depending on whether they gave.An outside spokeswoman for Trump and O’Rourke, Danielle Alvarez, told the Journal that Trump is the “most successful fundraiser in modern political history” and said the money would help “Republicans win big in the midterms, build an enduring political infrastructure and continue advancing innovative private-sector initiatives.” She added, “One thing has never changed. President Trump can’t be bought.”
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Flabbergasted🫣😳😱🤬😵‍💫💀👻 @deebakesbread.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
From a Fox News article. Seems kinda hinky.
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Flabbergasted🫣😳😱🤬😵‍💫💀👻 @deebakesbread.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Our government and country have been reduced to a meme 🤦‍♀️
A cartoon depicting two countries at war on either side of a body of water, with the elements (castles, tiny figures, and ships) captioned with descriptions as follows:

Our blessed homeland
Our glorious leader
Our great religion
Our noble populace
Our heroic adventurers

Vs

Their barbarous wastes
Their wicked despot
Their primitive superstition 
Their backwards savages
Their brutish invaders
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Flabbergasted🫣😳😱🤬😵‍💫💀👻 @deebakesbread.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Hate AI? Turn off the “answer with AI” option in your browser, if such a setting is available. “Free your mind, and the rest will follow.” - En Vogue #changestartswithyou
A screenshot of settings in the Brave Browser, including a setting to toggle “Answer with AI on or off. Mine is toggled off.
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Flabbergasted🫣😳😱🤬😵‍💫💀👻 @deebakesbread.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Froggie pics 😊
Small gray tree frog pressed against the window glass of our back door. This view shows his back (pics and video courtesy of my husband who knows how much I love my froggies 🩵)And this pic shows the lil froggie’s white underbelly and sticky toe pads pressed against the glass, plus the chaos on my back deck.
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Flabbergasted🫣😳😱🤬😵‍💫💀👻 @deebakesbread.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Froggie! Still shots in the next post, think he’s a Cope’s Gray. They have been LOUD this week since the rain! This guy is just taking advantage of the back deck-light bug buffet 😊 #frogs #treefrogs #copesgray
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Flabbergasted🫣😳😱🤬😵‍💫💀👻 @deebakesbread.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I think they mean “interpret” not “misinterpret,” personally. I think the current administration *is* white supremacist and has every intention of recruiting more.
Antifascist activists might “misinterpret DHS messaging and perceive all ICE personnel, and by extension law enforcement and government officials, as supportive of or complicit in white supremacy
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Flabbergasted🫣😳😱🤬😵‍💫💀👻 @deebakesbread.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Guess I offended him by snapping his exposed toe beans 😆 #cats #catsofbluesky #munchkinmoment
Munchkin, a one year old gray cat, is engrossed in the task of cleaning the toes of his left rear foot while he is curled up on my chest.Munchkin has stopped cleaning his toes and is now looking at me with a slightly perturbed look, as if to ask how I dare invade his privacy, despite the fact that  he frequently camps out on my chest to have his baths. Shortly after he jumped over to his box to finish his bath in peace!
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Flabbergasted🫣😳😱🤬😵‍💫💀👻 @deebakesbread.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Munchkin says hi!
Munchkin, a year-old gray cat, is sprawled across a blue blanket (in my lap) and looking up at the camera with a sleepy expression as if to accuse me of interrupting his nap with my phone shenanigans.
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Flabbergasted🫣😳😱🤬😵‍💫💀👻 @deebakesbread.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
A month ago it was overrun by weeds because…well, reasons. I’m happy to report that as of today I’ve planted all the plants. Yay!🎉 #gardening
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Flabbergasted🫣😳😱🤬😵‍💫💀👻 @deebakesbread.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
The dog in question.
Tinkerbell, a brown and white floof mix dog, snoozes on her side on a white comforter  with her legs splayed out after her trazodone dose (she has terrible storm anxiety).
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Flabbergasted🫣😳😱🤬😵‍💫💀👻 @deebakesbread.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Goodnight Bluesky, from Munchkin and me 🩵 #catsofbluesky #cats #munchkinmoment
Munchkin, a short-haired gray kitty almost a year old now, has made himself comfortable in the crook of my elbow with his face resting against the gray sleeve of my shirt while I’m watching tv this evening.  He’s extra snuggly right now bc it’s a little chilly here. Thats me behind him with the glasses and white hair.
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Flabbergasted🫣😳😱🤬😵‍💫💀👻 @deebakesbread.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Maybe because it’s evocative of this?
A tan jacket with a red armband bearing a black swastika in a white circle, part of a nazi uniform.
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Flabbergasted🫣😳😱🤬😵‍💫💀👻 @deebakesbread.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
I don’t think I’ve ever seen a picture of Stephen Miller where he is smiling and looks happy. He usually has “resting bitch face” - which people often identify as a look of contempt. So I searched for one. And now I’m wondering if he was watching Kristi Noem kick puppies when it was taken.
A picture of a smiling Stephen Miller wearing a brown suit with a bronze tie that has diagonal alternating white and black pinstripes. The background behind him is a blurry green lawn and trees.
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Flabbergasted🫣😳😱🤬😵‍💫💀👻 @deebakesbread.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
This is Beaker. Beaker hates nothing more than having flea meds applied to his fur. I applied flea meds to Beaker’s fur 2 days ago, after which he sulked under the table and refused to acknowledge my existence. Either I’ve been forgiven, or he’s just cold 😆 #Beakerbulletin #cats #catsofbluesky
Beaker, our five year old, pumpkin-shaped Siamese cat, is curled up against my denim clad leg, which is propped up on my other leg, leaving a conveniently Beaker-sized space at the foot of the recliner just out of petting distance. His head is lying across my shin near my pink sneaker, with his face turned away from me and the camera. So technically, he still hasn’t acknowledged my existence. I’m just a nicely placed warm back rest 😆
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Flabbergasted🫣😳😱🤬😵‍💫💀👻 @deebakesbread.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Two screen captures of Jackie and Shadow’s nest from this morning. They have a new egg! For more information about Shadow and Jackie, visit friendsofbigbearvalley.org To donate to help protect their habitat, visit savemooncamp.org They’ve raised $420,000 of the $10M needed by July 31 #fobbv
A single egg of Shadow and Jackie’s second clutch of 2026 after their first was breached by ravens in late January. One of the eagles is perched on a branch nearby (behind the nest in this POV) silhouetted between the nest and the lake far below in the light of dawn.One of the eagles centered in the nest, keeping their egg warm in the winter weather. Snow is on the ground below, but the nest is clear of it. I think it’s Jackie, but I’m not good at telling them apart yet.
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Flabbergasted🫣😳😱🤬😵‍💫💀👻 @deebakesbread.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Trouble, with a capital T and that rhymes with C and that stands for Cat 😸 #catsofbluesky #cats #skycats #munchkinmoment #whiskerswednesday
Munchkin, a gray almost-grown kitten, watches my hand (off-camera) because I snapped my fingers and wiggled them at him to get him to look up so I could snap his picture. He was busy inspecting the black cup holder in the console of our gray recliner sofa while standing in the seat next to me. Behind him daylight filters through a gap in the white curtains covering our living room windows to help keep out the cold. He is most likely responsible for creating said gap. Also behind him is an old sofa covered in a canvas cover which I dyed an eye-catching turquoise to add some color to the room.

Munchkins whiskers are gray, like his fur, so they don’t show up well in most pictures.
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Flabbergasted🫣😳😱🤬😵‍💫💀👻 @deebakesbread.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Vance: I wonder how much longer he has? I thought he’d kick it by now. 🤔 Johnson: I wonder if he’ll ever notice me. *sigh* 😔 Trump: grble gleeble gibber gabbity blargh!! 🤤
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Flabbergasted🫣😳😱🤬😵‍💫💀👻 @deebakesbread.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
We do indeed need more froggie photos on Bluesky!
A frog perched on the edge of a barrel pond with green spears of pickerel and blue rush growing out of the water and a green ceramic frog spitter in the top left corner.
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Flabbergasted🫣😳😱🤬😵‍💫💀👻 @deebakesbread.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
When we have joked before that our dog is all floof no brains, I didn’t think that was a literal possibility 😳 Maggie looks like a sweetie deserving of all the love in the world. Hugs from myself and from Tink, who is cozy in the warm spot I left in the bed in this pic 🩵
Tinkerbell, a white and brown husky mix with pale blue eyes, lies curled up surrounded by pillows on a bed with the back half raised behind her. Her fluffy tail hides her paws from view, and she looks somewhat sheepish, as if she is hoping I will not notice she has claimed my side of the bed for her own.
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Flabbergasted🫣😳😱🤬😵‍💫💀👻 @deebakesbread.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Munchkin supports you in your general mayhems efforts 😆🩵
Munchkin, my 9 month old gray kitten, is perched precariously on the top edge of the television set as he leans down to paw at something on the screen.
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Flabbergasted🫣😳😱🤬😵‍💫💀👻 @deebakesbread.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Wish granted. Trump: I did a doodie! Everyone else: And it was the best doodie anyone ever doodied! The smelliest, hyugest doodie ever, and here’s a neato-keen trophy to prove it!
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Flabbergasted🫣😳😱🤬😵‍💫💀👻 @deebakesbread.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Tinkerbell says hi!
Standing on a stretch of sandy beach close to the water’s edge is Tinkerbell, a white and brown possibly husky/pitbull mix with pale blue eyes. She is wearing a dark gray thunder shirt and a red harness attached to a multicolored leash held by her favorite hooman, whose flip-flop clad foot is barely visible at the bottom right edge. Her gaze is fixed on him rather than on the ocean behind her. Her tail is up, one ear is cocked, and she has what could be imagined to be a happy expression on her sweet doggie face.
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Flabbergasted🫣😳😱🤬😵‍💫💀👻 @deebakesbread.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Guess I’m stuck in the bed until my foot warmers go on break 😆 Have a wonderful New Year’s Eve, blueskies 🩵 #catsofbluesky #skycats #happyNewYearsEve
My two kitties curled up next to each other against my leg under a white down alternative comforter. In the foreground is Beaker, a five year-old chunk of a seal-point Siamese mix with every appearance of being full Siamese. His back is very dark brown. His head is resting on his front legs with one cheek resting against my calf. His lovely blue eyes are closed. 

Behind him is Munchkin, an eight-month-old, short-haired gray menace to Christmas trees and ornaments. Fortunately for him, he’s adorable and has the softest velvety fur you’ve ever imagined. The side of his face is resting on one of his front paws, which is resting on top of my ankle. His eyes are also closed, as both of them are snoozing happily, safe and warm.
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Flabbergasted🫣😳😱🤬😵‍💫💀👻 @deebakesbread.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
“Oh, it's a Peace Prize! Put it on me, put it on me, put it on me, put it on me! Never mind, I’ll do it myself!” “Sir you look amazing.” “Of course I do! I’m a Pedophile 🐈-grabber and this is my Peace Prize!”
A picture of Trump putting a Trumped up FIFA Peace Prize medal on himself instead of waiting for the presenter to do it. His eyes are squeezed closed and his lips are pursed and he looks absolutely ridiculous.

(Text from post inspired by The Big Bang Theory episode where Sheldon gives Amy a tiara)
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Flabbergasted🫣😳😱🤬😵‍💫💀👻 @deebakesbread.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Mission: Annoy Hoomans at 6am by Sitting On Dere Faces til Dey Feeds Me accomplished! Now I can haz the nap til second breakfast. #catsofbluesky #skycats #munchkinmoment #hesluckyhesadorable
Munchkin, a seven month old gray short haired kitten, is curled up napping in a hollowed out space amongst fluffy white comforters and way too many pillows with navy pillowcases.
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Flabbergasted🫣😳😱🤬😵‍💫💀👻 @deebakesbread.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Post a book you love from the 80s. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. #BookSky #bookchallenge #readingchallenge #readingcommunity #booktok #bookish #books
A picture of the book Watchers by Dean Koontz. The cover depicts an isolated farmhouse backlit by a greenish glow splashed across a dark background. A humanoid footprint appears against the dark background, but it is clearly not fully human because each of the five toes is tipped with a pointed claw.
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Flabbergasted🫣😳😱🤬😵‍💫💀👻 @deebakesbread.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Good morning, Bluesky! Time to rise and shine!✨ ☀️🌅 Too bad I’m trapped here in the warm bed, held hostage by a fuzzy gray cat-shaped scarf. #tailsday #catsofbluesky #cats #skycats #munchkinmoment
Munchkin, my six month old gray kitten, is stretched out across my pillow, which is tucked under my arms, and facing me so that his belly is within kissing distance (he is practically up under my chin) not that I’ve tested it or anything 👀. If you look closely you can see the faint darker gray striping in his tail (that reminds me of a lemur) which is curled up against his bum. His front paws are crossed in front of but not touching his nose and he is using my stretches out arm to keep from sliding off the pillow onto the floor.
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Flabbergasted🫣😳😱🤬😵‍💫💀👻 @deebakesbread.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
This little goober is literally hogging the warm air from the bed jet at the foot of the bed beneath the covers 😠😝
Munchkin, a 6 month old gray kitten, is stretched out at the foot of my bed across a white comforter. Not visible is the outlet vent for my BedJet beneath the blanket (which I credit for saving my sanity during menopause) which is set on a warmer than usual 82 degrees this very chilly November morning. Behind him is a wooden dresser, a window with a blue to white ombré curtain, beneath which is our dog’s raised food dishes, and a standing wooden jewelry case.
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Flabbergasted🫣😳😱🤬😵‍💫💀👻 @deebakesbread.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Describe your cat’s personality with one photo. #munchkinmoment #catsofbluesky #skycats
Munchkin, a gray 6month old kitten, swats at a blurry shape on the tv screen while hanging precariously over the top of the tv.
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Flabbergasted🫣😳😱🤬😵‍💫💀👻 @deebakesbread.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
POV: you are Chief Dispenser of Cat Food and His Royal Highness Grumpybutt informs you that the last time you performed your duties was exactly 14,401 seconds ago. Further delay shall commence in nudges, nibbles, baleful looks, tail twitching, and a good whack. #caturday #catsofbluesky #skycats
Beaker, our Siamese mix, who is a quite hefty 13 lbs and is absolutely in no way starving to defff, peers down at me from the empty space I cleared on the shelf above my desk just for him because it is 11am and he has not eaten since 7am and obviously I am employing food deprivation as a method of torture and he is going to contact The Pawgue and have me arrested for feline rights abuses.

The picture is a close up of his dark brown face, showcasing his blue eyes and long white whiskers.
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Flabbergasted🫣😳😱🤬😵‍💫💀👻 @deebakesbread.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Job done. Local elections are important too, because we won’t win back our country from the top down - but we can start with our communities and work from there. I don’t tell anyone how to vote, but do your research and make sure your candidates represent *you.*
White sticker with a peach logo that says “I’m a Georgia Voter. I secured my vote!”
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Flabbergasted🫣😳😱🤬😵‍💫💀👻 @deebakesbread.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Received this lovely message full of 🐂💩 today. 🙄
From phone number +1(229)231-4806 

The Democrats are counting on you not knowing you must vote TODAY.

They are trying to quietly HIJACK our power grid to force their Radical “Green New Deal” on your family and send your light bills SOARING. 

They think you’re not paying attention. Prove them wrong. Vote Republican for PSC: Tim Echols, and Fitz Johnson


polls open seven A.M. to seven P.M.

Stop to end
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Flabbergasted🫣😳😱🤬😵‍💫💀👻 @deebakesbread.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
An oldie but goodie in honor of DST ending til March.
A comic about daylight savings end/“fall back day”

A woman stands in front of a window showing it’s dark outside and says “It’s pitch black out!”

In the next panel she turns with outstretched hands and says “What time is it?” and appears distressed.

Next panel, her eyes are wide and she says “IS IT MIDNIGHT?” (In all caps).

Next she throws her hands over her eyes and says with her mouth wide open (as if despairing) “It feels like midnight!”

In the same panel, her male friend/partner/spouse has his arms crossed and is turned towards her and says “It’s 5:27 pm.”
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Flabbergasted🫣😳😱🤬😵‍💫💀👻 @deebakesbread.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Thanks, right back at ya!
Munchkin, a 5 month old gray kitten, curled up napping on a white bedspread, top down view.
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Flabbergasted🫣😳😱🤬😵‍💫💀👻 @deebakesbread.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
www.teepublic.com/magnet/78891... Might have to buy one of these 😂
A magnet depicting a humorous mockup of the Gadsden Flag with a line drawing of a coiled up snake being struck by a flying sandwich in a wrapper with arrows on it (similar to Subway) and the caption “Don’t Bread On Me” on a dark yellow background.
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Flabbergasted🫣😳😱🤬😵‍💫💀👻 @deebakesbread.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
If he really believed this, he would be down in his knees begging forgiveness like Paul. Then he would be spreading the gospel and doing everything he could to make amends before his death. His monuments testify to his lack of belief in any potential afterlife consequences. He’s Ozymandius.
      Percy Bysshe Shelley (1792-1822)
                          Ozymandias.

    I MET a Traveler from an antique land,
    Who said, "Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
    Stand in the desart. Near them, on the sand,
    Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
    And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
    Tell that its sculptor well those passions read,
    Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
    The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
    And on the pedestal these words appear:
    "My name is OZYMANDIAS, King of Kings."
    Look on my works ye Mighty, and despair!
    No thing beside remains. Round the decay
    Of that Colossal Wreck, boundless and bare,
    The lone and level sands stretch far away.
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Flabbergasted🫣😳😱🤬😵‍💫💀👻 @deebakesbread.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Munchkin, approximately 30 seconds after I left that spot. I caught him there as I left the bathroom 🤣 Happy Cat Day! #munchkinmoment #catday #catsofbkuesky #skycats
Munchkin, a gray 5-month-old kitten, appears ready to settle in for a nap in the warm spot i was occupying 30 seconds before. He is nestled between the white comforter and a white pillow in an adjustable bed with the back raised.Munchkin, 5 seconds later, upon realizing he has been caught. He now looks at the camera as if to say, “What? You weren’t using it!”
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Flabbergasted🫣😳😱🤬😵‍💫💀👻 @deebakesbread.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
That look kinda says he has a face atomizer and he’s willing to use it 😅 (from my favorite Garfield strip)
A six panel comic strip of Garfield the cat playing with some food he found. 

In the first panel he has a bowl over his head like a helmet covering his eyes and a loaf of bread over his shoulder like a rifle. He is saluting and says “No sweat sarge. I’ll take the machine gun nest out with my trusty bazooka.”

In the second he has buried himself in a bowl of yellow stuff with somon his head and says “so this is what it feels like to be potato salad.”

In the third he has piled cooked spaghetti on his head like hair and has his head thrown back dramatically saying “Rhett, Rhett, wherever shall I go? Whatever shall
I do?!”


In the fourth he has two stalks of celery pointing back like ears, tomato slices for eyes, a wedge of lime for teeth, yellow lettuce for epaulettes on his shoulders, and two bananas pointed forward like guns and says “Take me to your leader earthling or I’ll atomize your face.”

In the last panel, his owner Jon discovers him like this and says “That food is for eating, Garfield.” And Garfield replies “What are you trying to do make me sick or something?”
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Flabbergasted🫣😳😱🤬😵‍💫💀👻 @deebakesbread.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Mine at least waits til 6. They have some nerve to look so benign after engaging in such nefarious tactics! 🤭
Spoiled rotten evil gray kitten pretending to be adorable curled up in the crook of my elbow after rudely jumping on me at 6am and proceeding to hunt my toes.
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