decornery.bsky.social @decornery.bsky.social · 11/10/2026when you said #catboxsunday this was not the box I had in mind #catsky #creamtabby #talkingcat 040
decornery.bsky.social @decornery.bsky.social · 10/10/2026in which the BELLY button is spammed, mum attempts to interpret, and it's probable that I think the whole situation is BUTT #talkingcat #fluentpet #caturday 140
decornery.bsky.social @decornery.bsky.social · 20/09/2026they (often) make more sense when you teach them to talk 110
decornery.bsky.social @decornery.bsky.social · 12/09/2026jumping on bandwagon with my talking cat 170
decornery.bsky.social @decornery.bsky.social · 02/08/2026in which G gives an honest review of the racket made by the roofers, asks for consolation kibble, settles for cuddles (note: STUPID HAT is her favorite cuss word, followed by MEDICINE and NOISE) #talkingcat #fluentpet #catsky #augmentativeinterspeciescommunication 050
decornery.bsky.social @decornery.bsky.social · 11/07/2026in which G again corrects my understanding of the 'PETS' button and is generally adorable #catsky #talkingcat #catsofbluesky #augmentativeinterspeciescommunication #fluentpet #caturday 1113
decornery.bsky.social @decornery.bsky.social · 07/07/2026in which G acts peevishly and the delicious button tastes good #catsofbluesky #catsky #talkingcat 051
decornery.bsky.social @decornery.bsky.social · 24/06/2026we've been working on two-handed choices (in addition to buttons) #talkingcat 0110
decornery.bsky.social @decornery.bsky.social · 15/06/2026in which I do not fetch the requested catnip fast enough, get distracted, and am called a STUPID HAT for my trouble note: STUPID HAT is an e-collar, not as in "dunce cap," as in: "where's that stupid hat??" said with appropriate exasperation. it's now her fave cuss word #AIC #talkingcat 161
decornery.bsky.social @decornery.bsky.social · 02/06/2026of few words. #talkingtuesday #catsofbluesky #catsky 050
decornery.bsky.social @decornery.bsky.social · 01/06/2026loaf of bread or scabby shark? #meatloafmonday #catsky #catsofbluesky 050
decornery.bsky.social @decornery.bsky.social · 26/05/2026in which g uses the FRUSTRATED button appropriately after initiating a conversation telling me she wants something while also refusing to be explicit about what she wants #talkingtuesday #catsofbluesky #catsky #fluentpet #talkingcat 160
decornery.bsky.social @decornery.bsky.social · 23/05/2026snapshot of the withering look of a cat who'd just gnawed on the stereo, banged the shades, clawed my pants when I responded by musing aloud that she looked v mad, she sauntered to the soundboard, pressed FRUSTRATED, then theatrically flopped by her empty food dish. #caturday #talkingcat #catsky 1111
decornery.bsky.social @decornery.bsky.social · 22/05/2026transcript: HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY [GILDA] (not activated) LOVE YOU LOVE YOU GILDA might have been a little more heartwarming had she not, 5 min earlier, sat whipping her tail around and then commented: GILDA MAD MUM (alas no video) #ficklefriday #catsofbluesky #catsky #talkingcat #theycantalk 140
decornery.bsky.social @decornery.bsky.social · 21/05/2026throwback to august 2025, after a solid month of me trying to figure out how to get G to figure out that pressing a button would get her something (narrator: while any button interaction is worthwhile, this did not produce intended result) #tbt #throwbackthursday #theycantalk #catsky #catsofbluesky 160
decornery.bsky.social @decornery.bsky.social · 20/05/2026attempting to get comfortable on a 96 degree day #catsofbluesky #catsky #cats #weirdowednesday 080
decornery.bsky.social @decornery.bsky.social · 19/05/2026not quite the Socratic dialog I was dreaming about when I first ordered buttons, but I have zero regrets & more buttons arriving today #theycantalk #talkingcat #talkingtuesday #catsky #catsofbluesky #cats transcript: KIBBLE HMM? WET FOOD WET FOOD WET FOOD MUM WET FOOD WET FOOD MUM WET FOOD WET FOOD 171
decornery.bsky.social @decornery.bsky.social · 15/05/2026currently at twenty words, and when she heard me musing aloud about ordering additional buttons to give her a larger vocabulary she pressed MORE MORE MORE and I can't even #friyay #catsofbluesky #catsky #fluentpet #theycantalk #cats 1110
decornery.bsky.social @decornery.bsky.social · 12/05/2026talking tuesday #theycantalk #catsofbluesky #catsky #cats #fluentpet 170
decornery.bsky.social @decornery.bsky.social · 09/05/2026the smug cat who jettisoned a nearly-full quart glass jar of water from bedside table, neatly knocking a dime-sized piece of glass out of corner of said jar, water flooding power strip with no fewer than 5 plugs, and survived. both the risks of electrocution and murder. what? #caturday #catsky #cats 1173
decornery.bsky.social @decornery.bsky.social · 08/05/2026itchy face, stupid pollen #friyay #catsofbluesky #catsky #cats 170
decornery.bsky.social @decornery.bsky.social · 07/05/2026that time I was so tired I fell asleep in a weird position on mum's lap #tbt #throwbackthursday #catsofbluesky #catsky #cats 0111
decornery.bsky.social @decornery.bsky.social · 06/05/2026keeping the world safe from terrycloth bathrobe belts #warlikewednesday #catsofbluesky #catsky #cats 080
decornery.bsky.social @decornery.bsky.social · 05/05/2026an off-brand Abbott and Costello routine, part 2 (we got there in the end, no one was harmed) #theycantalk #talkingtuesday #fluentpet #catsofbluesky #catsky #cats 0140
decornery.bsky.social @decornery.bsky.social · 05/05/2026an off-brand Abbott and Costello routine, part 1 #theycantalk #talkingtuesday #fluentpet #catsofbluesky #catsky #cats 070
decornery.bsky.social @decornery.bsky.social · 04/05/2026meatloaf in brown paper #meatloafmonday #catsofbluesky #catsky #cats 060
decornery.bsky.social @decornery.bsky.social · 03/05/2026#catboxsunday now with anxiety-tail #catsofbluesky #catsky #cats 0110
decornery.bsky.social @decornery.bsky.social · 02/05/2026yesterday's enigmatic conversation ("what" "what" "love you" "pets" then reaches toward but doesn't activate the "love you" button) #caturday #catsofbluesky #catsky #cats 090
decornery.bsky.social @decornery.bsky.social · 01/05/2026a polite request for dinner #friyay #catsofbluesky #catsky #cats 0100
decornery.bsky.social @decornery.bsky.social · 30/04/2026that time two weeks ago when I couldn't string together words (4am this morning: HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP MUM MUM WET FOOD WET FOOD, my response: LATER. 10 min later I heard: WANT WANT WANT WANT HMM? HMM? HMM? HMM? HMM? MUM MUM WET FOOD) #tbt #theycantalk #fluentpet #catsofbluesky #catsky #cats 080
decornery.bsky.social @decornery.bsky.social · 29/04/2026in which G gets specific #wordywednesday #fluentpet #theycantalk #catsky #catsofbluesky 050
decornery.bsky.social @decornery.bsky.social · 29/04/20264:30am: this menace wouldn't take "WET FOOD LATER" as an answer and only by sheer dumb luck did I catch *most* of a glass of water nearly soaked my phone. in response to MUM VERY MAD, a new phrase: "GILDA" "LOVE YOU" "MUM"--ummm was that an apology? #fluentpet #whiskerwednesday #catsofbluesky #cats 071
decornery.bsky.social @decornery.bsky.social · 28/04/2026new word #talkingtuesday #catsofbluesky #catsky #cats #theycantalk #fluentpet 050
decornery.bsky.social @decornery.bsky.social · 26/04/2026I cannot take credit--FluentPet did an hour-long live event called "Surviving the Spamming Stage," which was recorded, and this suggestion was extremely helpful community.fluent.pet/c/mentorship... 030
decornery.bsky.social @decornery.bsky.social · 26/04/2026negotiation #spamsunday #cats #catsky #catsofbluesky 1140
decornery.bsky.social @decornery.bsky.social · 25/04/2026no spam last night, no spam this morning. instead: a sweet cat who waited until she heard me rouse, gave me two head butts, hopped off the bed to the soundboard to say, exactly once, "MUM" "WET FOOD." v polite, v demure, mindful. this vid from yesterday. #caturday #catsofbluesky #catsky #fluentpet 0110
decornery.bsky.social @decornery.bsky.social · 24/04/2026the face of a cat, who, for the first time, found and appropriately used the "WET FOOD" button. 27 times. at 4:17am. tbf, she is on a diet, so she is legitimately v hungry. is it spamming when she’s really just advocating for herself? #friyay #catsofbluesky #catsky #fluentpet #theycantalk #cats 2120
decornery.bsky.social @decornery.bsky.social · 23/04/2026me: teaching my cat to communicate because I want her to have another tool to express agency, advocate for herself, reduce frustration also me: but tantrums #fluentpet #theycantalk #catsofbluesky #catsky #cats #AIC 160
decornery.bsky.social @decornery.bsky.social · 23/04/2026that time I spammed mum by activating the comb button seventeen times and got increasingly annoyed that I got combed after each press (and not kibble) #tbt #throwbackthursday #catsofbluesky #catsky #cats 1100
decornery.bsky.social @decornery.bsky.social · 22/04/2026we have openly nagging here. thinking of a new button: rude 010
decornery.bsky.social @decornery.bsky.social · 22/04/2026this escalated quickly (*you can hear me off-screen, to the right, frantically pressing “later” “all done” “now”) #fluentpet #wordywednesday #catsofbluesky #catsky #cats 070
decornery.bsky.social @decornery.bsky.social · 21/04/2026teeth, tongue, 'tude, tuesday #toothytuesday #tongueouttuesday #catsofbluesky #catsky #cats 080
decornery.bsky.social @decornery.bsky.social · 19/04/2026made room in toy box #catboxsundy #catsofbluesky #catsky #cats 1100
decornery.bsky.social @decornery.bsky.social · 18/04/2026combs for #caturday #catsky #catsofbluesky #cats #fluentpet #theycantalk 060
decornery.bsky.social @decornery.bsky.social · 18/04/2026this morning's insistent button press is brought to you by steroid-induced manic hunger #caturday #catsofbluesky #catsky #cats #fluentpet #theycantalk 1130