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Your Decode Makes Baby Jesus Cry

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Gematria “expert” = 72 Scam = 72

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Your Decode Makes Baby Jesus Cry @decodecry.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Goes well with this:
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Your Decode Makes Baby Jesus Cry @decodecry.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
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Your Decode Makes Baby Jesus Cry @decodecry.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
It’s not a proper fantasy book map if it doesn’t have a compass symbol like this.
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Your Decode Makes Baby Jesus Cry @decodecry.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
7:57 Eastern time is 9:57 in Wollongong, within an angry land where everything wants to kill you. The Keypad cipher reminds us that there are 9 digits, as zeroes don’t count in gematria. Luke 9:57 reminds us that you must be prepared to embrace the insanity of gematria before full discipleship.
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Your Decode Makes Baby Jesus Cry @decodecry.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
How can one not become obsessed with such high quality empirical evidence?
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Your Decode Makes Baby Jesus Cry @decodecry.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Gematria is all about never having to say you’re wrong about anything. You just have to dig deep, to really want it badly, to force it.
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Your Decode Makes Baby Jesus Cry @decodecry.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
I used to use gematria for entertainment until I found out what was really going on.
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Your Decode Makes Baby Jesus Cry @decodecry.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Garden of Heroes (2)
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Your Decode Makes Baby Jesus Cry @decodecry.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Garden of Heroes (1)
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Your Decode Makes Baby Jesus Cry @decodecry.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
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Your Decode Makes Baby Jesus Cry @decodecry.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
@doubtisthewayout.bsky.social I thought of you when I saw this autocorrect fail post.
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Your Decode Makes Baby Jesus Cry @decodecry.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Hang in there and for Christmas you might get yourself a stuffed bee just like Kimiko’s from The Boys.
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Your Decode Makes Baby Jesus Cry @decodecry.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Generative AI overview of predicting the Kentucky Derby winner with gematria.
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Your Decode Makes Baby Jesus Cry @decodecry.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Another fun thing about gematria, since it’s esoteric nobody will know you’re making up other non gematria stuff. The G stands for either geometry or God. Not Gematria. museumfreemasonry.org.uk/blog/learn-a...
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Your Decode Makes Baby Jesus Cry @decodecry.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
You can use gematria in any language and apply it to any culture. Getting meaningful information, well that’s an entirely different story.
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Your Decode Makes Baby Jesus Cry @decodecry.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
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Your Decode Makes Baby Jesus Cry @decodecry.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Book recommendation: Read these short stories about vampires in control of the world and mentally substitute fascist every time the word vampire appears.
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Your Decode Makes Baby Jesus Cry @decodecry.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
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Your Decode Makes Baby Jesus Cry @decodecry.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
You can name the Gulf ANYTHING you want to? That sounds familiar. Oh, I know…
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Your Decode Makes Baby Jesus Cry @decodecry.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Bots need cosmetics, too.
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Your Decode Makes Baby Jesus Cry @decodecry.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Never underestimate the power of modern conspiracy related gematria to change a number you don’t like into one you do. And for the initiated, insisting that 616 spelled out = 222, multiplied by 6 = 1332 and 1332 is 666 x 2 is 666 is *absolutely* something that has been done.
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Your Decode Makes Baby Jesus Cry @decodecry.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
That’s not insane enough to be conspiracy theorist gematria. That would be something like “The square root of 2025 is 45, RED PANDA = 45 and red pandas are evil.
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Your Decode Makes Baby Jesus Cry @decodecry.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Not stolen off the Internet, it’s my actual little rebel.
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Your Decode Makes Baby Jesus Cry @decodecry.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Here’s a gematria baked 286 that was just put out a minute ago.
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