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Deck Pirate

@deckpirate.bsky.social
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Talk to your fuckin homies Mack Strong 4 eva Banner pic is the Magic card Voice of All by RK Post

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Deck Pirate @deckpirate.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Pass legislation to limit the powers of the executive and for the love of the gods we need term limits for these damn supreme court justices and senators and House members.
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Deck Pirate @deckpirate.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I need a new slur for whatever this piece of shit is I’ve exhausted the English language and can’t find a way to describe him.
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Deck Pirate @deckpirate.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Double fine games I’m already in on. Erika is just the cherry on top.
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Deck Pirate @deckpirate.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Yeah but now they can blame it on Ai
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Deck Pirate @deckpirate.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This is going in my Baral deck asap. What’s more oppressive to counterspell one that is very difficult to respond to.
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Deck Pirate @deckpirate.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Y’all we’ve broken Agitha’s soul cauldron. But seriously thanks for posting this interaction.
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Deck Pirate @deckpirate.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
There should be consequences for not standing up just like standing up
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Deck Pirate @deckpirate.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Wait were you that guy’s girlfriend that I just sold my chaise to legit30 min ago.
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Deck Pirate @deckpirate.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Oh hell yeah Aerosolized sweat drenched meat with hot shirtless dudes flailing close by. Hell yeah!
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Deck Pirate @deckpirate.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I was just gonna play for a lil bit and get my stuff ready for Evercold but mayyyybeee
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Deck Pirate @deckpirate.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Damn I just resubbed two days ago
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Deck Pirate @deckpirate.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Dude lives a fantasy
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Deck Pirate @deckpirate.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Send them a text
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Deck Pirate @deckpirate.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I don’t think that’s the vibe down here but all the big media companies are either scared or working for the Cheeto.
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Deck Pirate @deckpirate.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Sure but I don’t like lasagna
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Deck Pirate @deckpirate.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Ooof, right in my nestolga.
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Deck Pirate @deckpirate.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Sad for Samantha his kids. He really did take any chance he had to raise them up. Loved the sport and still hurts he’s gone.
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Deck Pirate @deckpirate.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Dude was a technocrat and nothing more. Nothing wrong we need smart people just doing their job. It’s sick that his name triggers weak individuals.
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Deck Pirate @deckpirate.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Whatever you are implying he’s run as a Democrat, back in the day caucused with them and taken money from their fundraising.
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Deck Pirate @deckpirate.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Just make sure you get all the f’in food off the iron please. -sincerely a former airline pilot who has ruined a shirt. I changed my mind writing this don’t use the f’in iron for food.
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Deck Pirate @deckpirate.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
New skin just dropped
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Deck Pirate @deckpirate.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Democrats need to wake up they are constantly going after people in their own party to appeal to the former Trump voters. But those people that voted for Trump twice are already too unreliable. How about trying to get shit done and appeal to the millions that didn’t vote.
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Deck Pirate @deckpirate.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Uh oh Dems are aiming the gun at their foot again
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Deck Pirate @deckpirate.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
You have my chalupa
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Deck Pirate @deckpirate.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Him doing his little leg crossing calisthenics was the gayest shit I’ve seen in my life and I’ve had gay sex.
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Deck Pirate @deckpirate.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
This is a mob protection scam
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Deck Pirate @deckpirate.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
It’s an important point Seattle politicians no matter what side have repeatedly given money to Microsoft and Boeing and they so regularly fire giant swaths of people only to hire cheaper labor out of state or overseas. No more corporate welfare.
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Deck Pirate @deckpirate.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Yeah we all watched Braveheart buddy
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Deck Pirate @deckpirate.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I remember when they dropped the balls in the water and how it was something like 65% better at retaining water than their most hopeful predictions.
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Deck Pirate @deckpirate.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I’d vote for ya
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Deck Pirate @deckpirate.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
They gonna keep him a tomato until they get the save act passed. Weekend at Mitchies
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Deck Pirate @deckpirate.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I was a functioning alcoholic for 15 years and I think YouTube shorts has been harder to kick.
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Deck Pirate @deckpirate.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
The grift is over people are turning on him, he’s done so much harm to this country and our standing. they will all blame democrats. Get ready for the next two election cycles y’all.
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Deck Pirate @deckpirate.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Hey man being a traitor can do that to ya
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Deck Pirate @deckpirate.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Weekend at Bernie’s situation I’m guessing. Everybody got a cell phone if his ass is alive and conscious he deserves to show his constituents at this point.
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Deck Pirate @deckpirate.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Hey you make your bed with racist conspiracy theorists don’t be surprised when they come for you
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Deck Pirate @deckpirate.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
In a matter of national dishes I’ll take Tikka Masala over Mole any day though.
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Deck Pirate @deckpirate.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
The FAs or gate agent liked you that seat is open a lot on the Airbus and I got it when I used to commute for the airlines.
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Deck Pirate @deckpirate.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Oh my god Becky stop being a drama queen and get it over with
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Deck Pirate @deckpirate.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
It’s 2am and I’m watching this on the 12 inch VCR TV combo and n my room
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Deck Pirate @deckpirate.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Pinapple blue razz vape
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Deck Pirate @deckpirate.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I mixed up subtlety for solemnity
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Deck Pirate @deckpirate.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Glad to see wash away go it’s too good for what it is in brawl. Sad to see Force go away and unless there’s something in the new set I don’t know about I’m sad Subtlety is gone I use it in a couple of combo decks and feels like the indeterminate combos made it unfun (not for me).
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Deck Pirate @deckpirate.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I mean it still has the view of the pines
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Deck Pirate @deckpirate.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
They are providing a safe space for all the poor mega corporations to buy elections
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Deck Pirate @deckpirate.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Wow made with cows milk so unique
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Deck Pirate @deckpirate.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Nah get texmex it’s the best of both worlds.
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Deck Pirate @deckpirate.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Hell nah I hate this more than I feel like I should.
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Deck Pirate @deckpirate.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
You sonova bitch I’m in
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Deck Pirate @deckpirate.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
It’s evolving to a crab everything eventually evolves to crab
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