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A. de Chastelaine @dechastelaine.com · 03/10/2026

Camera crews struggle to blur out the massive crowds at the Trump rally on October 2, 2026, at the University of South Alabama.

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A. de Chastelaine @dechastelaine.com · 01/10/2026

Sidney Guters, GOP House Candidate for FL, shaking hands with daddy. It's called the swingers' handshake. It was a thing in the 80s.

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A. de Chastelaine @dechastelaine.com · 01/10/2026

Of course. We know the playbook.

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A. de Chastelaine @dechastelaine.com · 01/10/2026

The very same people who are citing the "love of Jesus" and the "sanctity of life," while condemning aborting an insentient accumulation of cells are perpetuating this:

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A. de Chastelaine @dechastelaine.com · 25/09/2026

Get your t8ny violins ready! Cattle ranchers in Kansas, OK and TX who voted red by huge margins, are outraged that ICE is deporting "their" illegal workers, costing ranchers and consumers millions of dollars.

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A. de Chastelaine @dechastelaine.com · 23/09/2026

So, the main takeaway from the Zelenskyy-meeting at the UN yesterday is that Trump has a mullet now?

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A. de Chastelaine @dechastelaine.com · 22/09/2026

Abolishing the Senate filibuster won't help you now, Einstein. Your approval is at 29% and dropping quicker than Natalie's dress. Midterms are in 6 weeks, and the house is adjourned until Nov. 9, while half of the Senate is out campaigning.

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A. de Chastelaine @dechastelaine.com · 21/09/2026

Sure, "Hunter Eagleman." The iPhone Duo isn't even available yet. A pumpkin spice latte costs $5.25 at Starbucks and $2.99 at Wawa. And the only ldl0ts wearing $800 shoes are those who bought the golden Trvmp sneakers.

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A. de Chastelaine @dechastelaine.com · 19/09/2026

On Friday, Vice President JD Vance spoke in Council Bluffs, Iowa, in front of a crowd of tens of people.

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A. de Chastelaine @dechastelaine.com · 17/09/2026

How old were you when you realized that the paper towels on the side of the pump are there for wiping off your tears after filling up your tank?

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A. de Chastelaine @dechastelaine.com · 14/09/2026

Standing cells at Block 11 in Auschwitz. About the same size as these cages at ICE detention centers. I doubt that the civilized world will forgive us once all this comes to daylight.

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A. de Chastelaine @dechastelaine.com · 14/09/2026

Last night at the cheapest gas station in the entire county. $112 for half a tank of diesel. Doesn't matter to me, I only need the truck twice a month and won't be filling up again before Thanksgiving. If you run a business or a farm, you're F-ed.

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A. de Chastelaine @dechastelaine.com · 14/09/2026

Hey, I'm Candy. Need a fraudulent CDL?

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A. de Chastelaine @dechastelaine.com · 14/09/2026

The Slenderman peace deal: Some violent thugs broke into your house. They stole your stuff, r@ped your wife and took your kids away. The deal: the thugs can stay in half of the house forever, while you keep paying the mortgagec and the electric bill. That's what he's suggesting Ukraine should do.

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A. de Chastelaine @dechastelaine.com · 13/09/2026

Irish President Catherine Connolly shook hands with the American First Lady during President Trump's visit to Áras an Uachtaráin in Dublin on September 12, 2026.

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A. de Chastelaine @dechastelaine.com · 12/09/2026

DeSantis is going to bankrupt Florida on his way out. He thought the Feds would reimburse Florida for the money spent on immigration and Alligator Alcatraz ($600 million). Well, Trump doesn’t pay his bills and the governor of Florida had to drain the hurricane fund to pay for this crap.

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A. de Chastelaine @dechastelaine.com · 10/09/2026

HoIy heII! If I wanted something extremely costly that folds easily, I'd buy Apple's CEO.

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A. de Chastelaine @dechastelaine.com · 09/09/2026

He wasn't lying. There's photographic proof.

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A. de Chastelaine @dechastelaine.com · 08/09/2026

It's not too bad. I'd do a photo with JD Vance for $35,000. But I'd want to get paid in advance.

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A. de Chastelaine @dechastelaine.com · 04/09/2026

So, Georgia cop tasers and shoots baby miniature donkey dead, after encountering him at night on a private, fenced-in pasture, which he entered without a warrant.

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A. de Chastelaine @dechastelaine.com · 02/09/2026

Guess who else built a bowling alley? And a grand ballroom on top of a bunker? Gotta keep up with the Jonses (or Hitlers).

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A. de Chastelaine @dechastelaine.com · 30/08/2026

He just wore a $60,000 Rolex Submariner in solid gold two weeks ago! A $150,000 / year government salary in Texas seems to go a long way.

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A. de Chastelaine @dechastelaine.com · 27/08/2026

This was posted on FB. It is from Steve Schmidt, a Republican who was Mc Cain's and Schwarzenegger's campaign manager, and also managed G.W. Bush's war room. I think it describes the current situation accurately.

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A. de Chastelaine @dechastelaine.com · 19/08/2026

$60,000 watch. Very affordable.

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A. de Chastelaine @dechastelaine.com · 19/08/2026

He also wears a $60,000 watch, which was also bought from his government salary.

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A. de Chastelaine @dechastelaine.com · 19/08/2026

When you voted for the death penalty for child predators and just got arrested for diddling a 5 year old boy. #mikecaruso

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A. de Chastelaine @dechastelaine.com · 18/08/2026

Since it's Palm Beach, I'm wondering if he can claim sanctuary at Mar a Lago.

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A. de Chastelaine @dechastelaine.com · 18/08/2026

Randy Fine was just recorded stealing mail and the De Santis- appointed Caruso was arrested today, for diddling kids.

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A. de Chastelaine @dechastelaine.com · 18/08/2026

While Ken Paxton steals valuable pens, Randy Fine rummages through his constituents mailboxes. Randy, going through someone's mailbox without their permission is a federal felony.

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A. de Chastelaine @dechastelaine.com · 12/08/2026

You're saying the same guy who evaded draft five times and hunkered down in an underground bunker to hide from a protest, was holed up in a food container?

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