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Deathrite Ramen @deathritera.men · 21/07/2026
The entire cEDH Magda Discord waiting to see if we get a new one-drop dwarf in #mtgxhobbit:
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Deathrite Ramen @deathritera.men · 10/07/2026
I’m starting a new Magic format called Carolina Commander. 100-card singleton, whole hog, mustard-based sauce (but vinegar sauces are allowed with a pre-game Rule 0 conversation).
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Deathrite Ramen @deathritera.men · 03/07/2026
Free license plate idea: BLTDBRD
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Deathrite Ramen @deathritera.men · 26/06/2026
21 proxies from Orvar, the All Form. Just draw on your cards.
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Deathrite Ramen @deathritera.men · 24/06/2026
RIP Ron Spears — you just kept getting better. What an artistic legacy!
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Deathrite Ramen @deathritera.men · 21/06/2026
Time to build a mono black reanimator deck I guess. T1 Vilis seems good. I’ve been wanting an excuse to cheat out Armaggon, Future Shark from the TMNT set.
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Deathrite Ramen @deathritera.men · 20/06/2026
Thinking about a five-color Lurrus deck to deal with the Rhystic piles…
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Deathrite Ramen @deathritera.men · 20/06/2026
Dearest @scryfall, Feature request (I think this is as simple as a CSS change?): I’d love to have a one column Images view. So the regular images view in one column instead of two. Or the full view without the rules text. Thank you. Middle aged eye-edly, 💀 🫴
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Deathrite Ramen @deathritera.men · 20/06/2026
Now that Jeskat is sticking around as a fav deck, and I’ve invested a silly amount of time/money into hunting down Mystery Booster Dragon’s Approaches for it, it’s time for an alter triptych in the Command Zone. Jeska = Ellen Ripley Falthis = Jonesy the cat Obosh = Xenomorph
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Deathrite Ramen @deathritera.men · 20/06/2026
If there’s not a Trouble With Tribbles Copy token in the Star Trek set we politely riot. (I’ll probably make one to give out at MagicCon Atlanta anyway.)
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Deathrite Ramen @deathritera.men · 20/06/2026
1-3 at game night (two tries with Bruce Bander, an Arwen strikeout, and a Hail Mary of a Jeskat Obosh win against a terrifying pod of Raggadragga, Gisath, and The Emperor of Palamecia. Best game. Decklists in the comments.
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Deathrite Ramen @deathritera.men · 19/06/2026
Fun fact: you can fit 5–6,000 unsleeved Magic cards in a large USPS priority flat rate box. It’s weighs about 25lbs when you’re done. $31.50.
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Deathrite Ramen @deathritera.men · 18/06/2026
Judge! If I control Supreme Scientist of A.I.M., Tree of Perdition, and Wound Reflection, then activate Liquimetal Torque to make Tree an artifact, when I activate Tree, and copy its ability with Scientist, what happens?
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Deathrite Ramen @deathritera.men · 16/06/2026
WotC’s like “everyone hates the secret lair queuing system, let’s put it in more things!” I’m in line for tickets to buy the thing that I’ll go to and be in more lines?
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Deathrite Ramen @deathritera.men · 16/06/2026
Proxies for Bruce Bander (Banding Mutate)
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Deathrite Ramen @deathritera.men · 15/06/2026
When you need to test a deck, but you sold all your Fetches/Triomes, and haven’t bought any Surveil lands yet…
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Deathrite Ramen @deathritera.men · 14/06/2026
Gonna proxy the heck out of these with a bunch of Ghost Rider paintings over the Lorespinner parts. Wheels of Fortune incoming.
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Deathrite Ramen @deathritera.men · 13/06/2026
Commander players are kinda universally bad at new card evaluation, but I sit up in my seat any time a Cube enthusiast gets hyped about new role players. This probably says a lot about how I build Commander decks.
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Deathrite Ramen @deathritera.men · 12/06/2026
Proxyin’ Proxyin’
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Deathrite Ramen @deathritera.men · 12/06/2026
Drawing on cards
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Deathrite Ramen @deathritera.men · 12/06/2026
Sometimes you need a Spellseeker and don’t have one handy.
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Deathrite Ramen @deathritera.men · 12/06/2026
Stufful Supremacy!
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Deathrite Ramen @deathritera.men · 11/06/2026
Just draw on your cards.
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Deathrite Ramen @deathritera.men · 11/06/2026
Hit-Monkey might be the best keyword soup Mutate target green has ever gotten. Very excited to make Illuna a Flying, Trample, Reach, Vigilance, Deathtouch, Hexproof, Haste 6/6 that puts a nonland permanent into play for free.
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Deathrite Ramen @deathritera.men · 11/06/2026
Leyline of Singularity (“All nonland permanents are legendary”) is underplayed in Commander since it blanks every token, treasure, clue, and food strategy. But putting it in a Banding deck with “bands with other legendary creatures” lands makes me feel like a deckbuilding god.
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Deathrite Ramen @deathritera.men · 11/06/2026
💥New Deck💥 What if we took some of the most confusing judge call inducing mechanics in Magic's history — Banding, Banding w/ Trample damage, Mutate, and Mutating double-sided Transform cards — and put them all in the same deck? Bruce Bander!
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Deathrite Ramen @deathritera.men · 11/06/2026
Attack with Quicksilver, Speedster and mutate Illuna, Apex of Wishes at instant speed mid-combat?
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Deathrite Ramen @deathritera.men · 10/06/2026
Rager Laser!
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Deathrite Ramen @deathritera.men · 10/06/2026
I don’t want to build a colorless Commander deck again, but Molecule Man in the 99 of a deck with a steep mana curve sounds super fun. For me.
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Deathrite Ramen @deathritera.men · 10/06/2026
Currently brewing up Bruce Banner/Hulk because I’ve had a terrible idea for years — a Mutate Banding Commander deck — and I think this is finally the way to make it happen. But also with Transform cards. Working title: “Judge Call.”
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Deathrite Ramen @deathritera.men · 09/06/2026
Good first week posting proxies and alters to Instagram!
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Deathrite Ramen @deathritera.men · 09/06/2026
Just need another mana, like from Simian or Elvish Spirit Guide, but I love the idea that we could have a T1 Incredible Hulk.
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Deathrite Ramen @deathritera.men · 09/06/2026
I’ve reached the point with Magic where 1) if I ever build a deck that sticks around I know I’ll bling it out with foils and Secret Lairs and such, and 2) when I’m testing a deck I’m fine with proxies for what I don’t have, so 3) I’m probably going to sell my non-foil collection.
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Deathrite Ramen @deathritera.men · 09/06/2026
we don't usually see each others headers, but here's mine. quote post with yours (if you feel like it)
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Deathrite Ramen @deathritera.men · 08/06/2026
You know what’s a Gamma creature? Taurean Mauler. What if we had two upkeeps? And this was a Mutate deck? Hulk smash, indeed.
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Deathrite Ramen @deathritera.men · 08/06/2026
Stuffy Doll is eating well this set.
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Deathrite Ramen @deathritera.men · 08/06/2026
Another auto include for Stuffy Doll clones. I also love a little UB flavor that Matt would be worthy of Mjölnir because we all know Hell’s Kitchen’s favorite legal slut absolutely is not.
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Deathrite Ramen @deathritera.men · 06/06/2026
Can you misprint a proxy? Is this the best five-color cEDH Commander? Yes and also yes.
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Deathrite Ramen @deathritera.men · 06/06/2026
Nick Fury, Agent of Shipping Label Proxies
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Deathrite Ramen @deathritera.men · 06/06/2026
Demonic Consultation proxy
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Deathrite Ramen @deathritera.men · 05/06/2026
Again I say, give me more fine art Secret Lairs. Get an agreement going with the MoMA. License the Louvre. Get it together, Wizards. (I am so happy to put Gary Baseman in more decks.)
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Deathrite Ramen @deathritera.men · 05/06/2026
I don’t have many Magic collecting regrets, but selling off some of my 7th edition foils is pretty high on the list. “I never build green decks!” he says.
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Deathrite Ramen @deathritera.men · 05/06/2026
Judge! If I double Absorbing Man’s triggered ability, are there any weird rules/layers shenanigans we can get up to? (I know it’s different, but I’m thinking about how you can activate Scion of the Ur-Dragon twice to become Moltensteel Dragon then Skithiryx.)
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Deathrite Ramen @deathritera.men · 04/06/2026
Listen I get the UB slop hate from Magic players, but also “I equip Captain America’s Shield to Arwen and cast Hornet Queen, which enters with nine +1/+1 counters on it, and makes four 1/1 flying deathtouch insects with nine +1/+1 counters each” is the most ok boomer Timmy thing.
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Deathrite Ramen @deathritera.men · 04/06/2026
Captain America’s Shield has me oddly excited to rebuild Arwen, Weaver of Hope (every creature entering my battlefield with nine +1/+1 counters, including tokens, is just too rich). Need to cut four cards from this list. Help me make the hard decisions! moxfield.com/decks/VzSe00...
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Captain Arwen - Commander (Arwen, Weaver of Hope)
A Commander deck featuring Arwen, Weaver of Hope by Joshua Blankenship • View on Moxfield
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Deathrite Ramen @deathritera.men · 04/06/2026
Norin the Worthy
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Deathrite Ramen @deathritera.men · 04/06/2026
Ares, God of War is a fun design space to explore.
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Deathrite Ramen @deathritera.men · 04/06/2026
Lemme just attach Captain America’s Shield to Arwen Undómiel, also called the Evenstar of her people, daughter of Elrond Half-elven and Celebrían, the daughter of Galadriel, descended from Lúthien Tinúviel and Eärendil the Mariner. As Richard Garfield intended.
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Deathrite Ramen @deathritera.men · 03/06/2026
Let’s gooooooooooo
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Deathrite Ramen @deathritera.men · 03/06/2026
Arena BO1 is like speed chess, in that it’s sort of the same game, but sort of not, and also beating a smack talking opponent who spams you with early “Good Game” emotes is extremely satisfying.
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