Evan G. @dearoldevan.bsky.social · 20/07/2026You can lead a horse to water, except after C… or something 010
Evan G. @dearoldevan.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Top 5 Tips to Beat the Heat: 1: you can’t 2: uhh 3: shrink yourself down and live inside your AC 4: when the AC spiders eventually revolt against you, attempt to tame them 5: as the venom soaks into you from your failure of step 4, you will die painfully, which does make you feel colder sooo… 010
Evan G. @dearoldevan.bsky.social · 17/07/2026This summer’s #humidity: only thing that makes me sweat more than the ball and chain coming home hahahaha, my buddy from ‘Nam said this would be a classic. I thanked him and kissed his neck. Got some weird looks in Taco Bell. Especially since we were the ones serving the food! #justmillenialthings 010
Evan G. @dearoldevan.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Whoever decided that you can’t get rid of the iPhone’s keyboard in a lot of apps should experience testicular torsion or whatever the ladylike equivalent would be 000
Evan G. @dearoldevan.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Oh geez this monkey made me communist, I must share my bananas with it dohoho Upvotes to the left, this^ 100
Evan G. @dearoldevan.bsky.social · 12/06/2026I must apologize for being a larper… I haven’t actually looked at Bluesky porn 000
Evan G. @dearoldevan.bsky.social · 12/06/2026I don’t inherently hate JRPGS but I think a lot of the art design can be samey; I like colorful and cartoony games which is why I lean towards platformers. The solution? Me expanding my tastes can’t solve things. Thus, every RPG should be like Mario and Luigi: Partners in Time. It’ll be a hit! 000
Evan G. @dearoldevan.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Whoever designs Valve’s user interfaces should be waterboarded, especially the one for Steam Input 000
Evan G. @dearoldevan.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Part 1 of using Bluesky for journaling: It’s hot I had a nasty sunburn but it’s clearing up It’s hoooottt There will not be a part 2 000
Evan G. @dearoldevan.bsky.social · 12/06/2026I recently finished Darkwing Duck for NES. What if Mega Man had cute Disney graphics? What if Mega Man could grab onto hooks midair? Those sound like mild additions to the platforming shooter genre, but they make Darkwing Duck an excellent game. 010
Evan G. @dearoldevan.bsky.social · 12/06/2026I recently completed Mario Maker for 3DS. The story mode filled with brand new levels is a solid idea, and most of the levels are fun and creative. The added challenge medals are fun too, although they’re way harder than the main level layouts and make me want to die somewhat 000
Evan G. @dearoldevan.bsky.social · 12/06/2026I’ve recently played Cave Story 3D. I think the story is interesting and the dialogue has the right mix of humor and heart. It’s a very retro styled game, just mow everything down with lazers. The sound effects compliment the vibe well, too. The character designs are cute, as well. Solid game 110
Evan G. @dearoldevan.bsky.social · 12/06/2026I’ve been playing Ocarina of Time: Master Quest. I much prefer the original Ocarina of Time, the dungeons felt way more fair. 000
Evan G. @dearoldevan.bsky.social · 12/06/2026I specifically never checked the box for being interested in political posts? Is that all Bluesky people talk about? I mean not that there’s anything wrong with that; maybe political posts are just the popular ones 000
Evan G. @dearoldevan.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Impressions of Bluesky as someone who’s used it only briefly: 1: Immediately I saw an account called “Leftist Gamer Memes” 2: They make new users follow their official account which is crazy Great app, fellas 020
