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Emily Caulfield @dearem.bsky.social · 16/04/2025

How I feel when I draw the S thing

Emily Caulfield @dearem.bsky.social · 06/03/2025

I knew we were in trouble ten years ago because in 2015 people were wearing shirts that said stuff like "buckle up buttercup don't make me flip my bitch switch"

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Emily Caulfield @dearem.bsky.social · 01/03/2025

Finding out casual acquaintances are rich bc they're egg pilled and yolk posting

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Emily Caulfield @dearem.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

Telling commitment phobic men I have a terminal illness so they'll date me

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Emily Caulfield @dearem.bsky.social · 20/02/2025

Who decided socks are going to cost at minimum $14 a pair

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Emily Caulfield @dearem.bsky.social · 18/02/2025

It must feel so good as a bird to fly in a V with all your bird friends

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Emily Caulfield @dearem.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

Can young rich widows please stop falling for the hunky yet tortured detectives investigating their husbands' mysterious deaths?

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Emily Caulfield @dearem.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

Can I do my laundry at your friend's friend's superbowl party I love Kendrick Lamar and football and dip

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Emily Caulfield @dearem.bsky.social · 08/02/2025

Is it ok to do nothing but read novels for 12 hours a day for 3 days in a row am I depressed avoidant or living a dream

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Emily Caulfield @dearem.bsky.social · 01/02/2025

Idk why we expect anything better when we live in a world where people with perfect eyesight will pretend not to see you coming on the sidewalk so they don't have to move slightly out of the way

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Emily Caulfield @dearem.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

The last three men I've dated had meltdowns when I asked what their birthdays were. I don't give a fuck about your chart I'm just trying to learn basic knowable info about someone who could be inside me. Fuck all the astrology girlies for weakening an already vulnerable species

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Emily Caulfield @dearem.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

January rent should be free because new year

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Emily Caulfield @dearem.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

In 2025 I'm only listening to traditional broadcast radio

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Emily Caulfield @dearem.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

I actually think it was Kanye and Kim's break up that ripped a hole in the time space continuum and that's why everythings so bad now

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Emily Caulfield @dearem.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

I don't know how we expect to solve any geopolitical crisis if people can't even manage to stay in their own fucking lane on the road

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Emily Caulfield @dearem.bsky.social · 30/12/2024

Full of the lord's rage today

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Emily Caulfield @dearem.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

Has anyone's smoke alarm started chirping during the day even once in the history of man

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Emily Caulfield @dearem.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

#shoheiohtani lover? #dodgers freak?? General fan of sport? Look at this drawing I made !

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Emily Caulfield @dearem.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

Do you like short stories with big messages? I wrote a smut filled instant Christmas classic called "Nicest" about a nanny who gets her groove back when she meets a hot young Santa #litfic #erotica #hallmark

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Emily Caulfield @dearem.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

This summer I made a Nathan for You inspired zine and I just put it up on Etsy!! Link in bio for really great holidays gifts

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Emily Caulfield @dearem.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

#ART for a baby's room or your boss at the dealership 14x17" how does Bluesk work?

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Emily Caulfield @dearem.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

Cybersex Monday?? Please go to my Etsy or Instagram and buy some art from a woman

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Emily Caulfield @dearem.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

I want to get hit by that bus that kills you

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Emily Caulfield @dearem.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

What it feels like to be attracted to men 😭

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Emily Caulfield @dearem.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

The first piece of information that needs to come up when you Google a restaurant is that it's closed on Sundays

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