Reposted by Dean Neistat The Onion @theonion.com · 02/10/2024theonion.comTexas Sex Ed Class Teaches Boys How To Cheat On Pregnant WifeRICHARDSON, TX—In an effort to help his students one day navigate the harsh realities of an adult relationship, local sex ed teacher Robert Emerson reportedly spent class Wednesday teaching male stude... 547157
Reposted by Dean Neistat News for 38 Year Olds @newsfor38yearolds.com · 23/07/2024BEAT THE PURGE Ohio purged as many as 150,000 voters on Monday. Let’s get them registered again. www.mobilize.us/ohdems/event...mobilize.usOhio Dems Purged Voters Re-Registration Phonebank! · Ohio Democratic PartyJoin fellow Democrats on Zoom to help re-register voters and ensure their voices are heard this November! We're organizing a virtual phone bank to reach out to purged voters in Ohio. Ohio Secretary of... 3268220
Dean Neistat @deanneistat.bsky.social · 08/04/2024Here's a video I made during the last eclipse. The one thing I learned was that it's totality or NOTHING. youtu.be/AJXeCTeswtcyoutu.beChasing TotalityMy search for totality.Gear:BackPack http://amzn.to/2isihbLCamera: http://amzn.to/2rFUgAUTripod: http://amzn.to/2rT7ifySunglasses: http://amzn.to/2sslbhFDuff... 011
Dean Neistat @deanneistat.bsky.social · 08/10/2023I remember on Dec 7th, 1941 when there were calls for "de-escalation" and for both sides to show "restraint". No, we immediately committed to ending Japan's ability to wage war forever. And we didn't stop until it was done. 010
Dean Neistat @deanneistat.bsky.social · 06/09/2023Few things are as satisfying as killing a hungry mosquito. 000
Dean Neistat @deanneistat.bsky.social · 08/08/2023Republicans can't win democratically so they're fighting to end democracy. If you're an Ohio voter, vote NO on issue 1. 020
Dean Neistat @deanneistat.bsky.social · 04/08/2023Joe Rogan has gone full Alex Jones. Fiercely pushing conspiracy theories. His face looks like a bright red swollen sort of realistic mask. Speaks with an unearned sense of authority over matters he has absolutely no understanding of... 020
Dean Neistat @deanneistat.bsky.social · 19/07/2023Here are a few fun points from the SAG-AFTRA negotiations. You can see how seriously the AMPTP is taking this. My favorite: "in lieu of overtime for stunt coordinators, we'll send a bulletin to tell studios to let them go home when their work is finished" 000
Dean Neistat @deanneistat.bsky.social · 16/07/2023I ran over here as fast as I could to tell everyone that the bird site is currently broken on desktop 030
Dean Neistat @deanneistat.bsky.social · 11/07/2023Are there any good news feeds on here? Or is there a list of reliable reporters to follow? Legit news is something I had on the bird site that I haven't been able to replicate here. 010
Dean Neistat @deanneistat.bsky.social · 26/06/2023Dropped a phone on the picadilly line of the London tube. Called it, someone answered. He waited for us at the next stop, returned it and refused any sort of reward. #hunanity. 040
Dean Neistat @deanneistat.bsky.social · 21/06/2023LAX is like Disneyland right now. Except it's memorial day. And free ticket day. And free ice cream day. And no parents allowed day. Yea...like that. Super calm and organized 030
Dean Neistat @deanneistat.bsky.social · 09/06/2023MAGAtwitter is awfully quiet right now. I wait with baited breath to see how they spin this indictment. 000
Dean Neistat @deanneistat.bsky.social · 06/06/2023My passport expires in 4 months so it's completely useless. I called the passport office and asked if a 2 week turnaround was possible and the lady literally laughed at me. Not a chuckle...a proper, extended laugh. 100
Dean Neistat @deanneistat.bsky.social · 06/06/2023On this day in 1944, 160,000 members of antifa representing 14 countries crossed the English channel to begin the liberation of Europe. Thank you to the greatest generation. 020
Dean Neistat @deanneistat.bsky.social · 05/06/2023Yes...a "Bear". Definitely not me in a bear costume. www.bbc.com/news/av/world-us-canada…bbc.comBlack bear walks into bakery and eats 60 cupcakesWorkers at Taste by Spellbound in Connecticut were shocked when they spotted the uninvited customer. 010
Dean Neistat @deanneistat.bsky.social · 31/05/2023Twitter is like that scene in Grosse Pointe Blank when John Cusack goes back to see his childhood home but now it's a Quik-E-Mart with assassins inside. Except instead of assassins, it's Nazis and trolls led by the dumbest genius billionaire who will ever exist. 010
Dean Neistat @deanneistat.bsky.social · 15/05/2023After only 18 short months of hard work, look what I've grown. 040
Dean Neistat @deanneistat.bsky.social · 11/05/2023Imagine how easy airport security would be if you were a Jedi. 020
Dean Neistat @deanneistat.bsky.social · 10/05/2023Wig Wednesday! Can anyone guess the actor I'm doubling or film/TV show it's for? 140
Dean Neistat @deanneistat.bsky.social · 07/05/2023Just lost a game of chess to a 2nd grader. How's your day going? 010
Dean Neistat @deanneistat.bsky.social · 06/05/2023It's one banana Michael. What could it cost...ten dollars? 030
Dean Neistat @deanneistat.bsky.social · 06/05/2023IMPORTANT www.theguardian.com/world/2023/may/…theguardian.comChilly willy: photo of phallic iceberg off Canadian coast prompts merrimentPhotographer Ken Pretty from the town of Dildo spotted an unusual ice formation at sea – an avalanche of risque puns ensued 000
Dean Neistat @deanneistat.bsky.social · 05/05/2023MAGA trolls sneak in here and exclaim how horrible they are. Did they miss the whole ALF/cat discussion? We're not about that noise. 110
Dean Neistat @deanneistat.bsky.social · 02/05/2023I'm feeling a lot of pressure for a good first post here. I'll try to think of a good one. 2120
