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Dead Weirdo Studios

@deadweirdostudios.bsky.social
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Writer/composer inordinaire. Quixotically attempting to make art while the earth dies screaming. Neuroatypical mopey mf. Wife once called me “Weird Al Jourgenson” and I am unable to refute it in good faith. linktr.ee/DeadWeirdo

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Dead Weirdo Studios @deadweirdostudios.bsky.social · 1h
DONT STING ME NOW!! *whiff whiff swakka whiff whiff swakka swakka swakka*
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Dead Weirdo Studios @deadweirdostudios.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Murgatroid Fittlbaum?
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Dead Weirdo Studios @deadweirdostudios.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
it’s truly extraordinary how hated this man is considering most people don’t know ~90% of the egregious shit he’s been behind. Near universally hated and yet still under-hated.
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Kliph Nesteroff @classicshowbiz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"Attorney Alan Dershowitz was back in the news this week and... Good Lord! Is he ugly! Take a look at the guy! I mean, this is an ugly, ugly guy! No two ways about it, an ugly character.” - Weekend Update, March 23, 1996
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Dead Weirdo Studios @deadweirdostudios.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
There’s a lot of people out there that I wish would ride in more helicopters.
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Dead Weirdo Studios @deadweirdostudios.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Now here’s a guy who knows how to Robotrip!
Keith David from Community, shamelessly encouraging white people with affirmations.
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Dead Weirdo Studios @deadweirdostudios.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Lazlo from What We Do in the Shadows listens with great interest.
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Dead Weirdo Studios @deadweirdostudios.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Y’know what? I forgot Cavill was British and I didn’t see it with Hardy but you’re right. He really is. I think what was throwing me is, while absolutely a himbo, Ritchson is also an oaf. So my brain got stuck on the himboaf, which is a slightly different beast.
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Dead Weirdo Studios @deadweirdostudios.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Are there British Himbos? I’m not sure how you get Doctor Himbo without at least venturing out into the Commonwealths. Himbos are Australia’s chief export as far as I’m aware.
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Dead Weirdo Studios @deadweirdostudios.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
but they let AI pick the podcasts so it accidentally fills their playlists with This American Life episodes and Seth Rogan interviews
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Dead Weirdo Studios @deadweirdostudios.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
dress for the job you want
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Dead Weirdo Studios @deadweirdostudios.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
lousy tea nerds probably use a comically tiny shuffle board cue (which they surely call a “plunker”) to push the letters into place absolute bizarro world nonsense
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Dead Weirdo Studios @deadweirdostudios.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This was my first experience with John Jarrett as anything other than the worst person I can possibly imagine. Took some psychological adjustment. Does a wonderful job of making a massive building feel claustrophobic. Some of that is just the reality of Edwardian architecture but still.
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Dead Weirdo Studios @deadweirdostudios.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Is there a version of an audiophile that’s just like way into muzak?
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Dead Weirdo Studios @deadweirdostudios.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Jfc this. They love to use the drum machine as a gotcha when like… not only has the drum machine not replaced even a majority of drummers, many people still prefer that their electronic percussion comes from human hands. Ffs no one’s dropping $10K+ on Roland’s flagship V-drums for silent practice.
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Dead Weirdo Studios @deadweirdostudios.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Absolute placeholder shit.
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Dead Weirdo Studios @deadweirdostudios.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The racist plagiarism machine is inevitable guys. Embracing it is merely pragmatic and has no damning ethical implications for you personally. Aligning yourself with the Epstein class while they openly call for your extinction will spare you from the consequences of their malice, surely.
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Dead Weirdo Studios @deadweirdostudios.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I can’t even tolerate passionless slop when humans are behind it and these mfs expect me to golf clap for some fucking algorithm that can’t tell the textural difference between yarn and spaghetti in spite of having (stolen) access to literally trillions of examples of both for reference? K, bud.
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Dead Weirdo Studios @deadweirdostudios.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
and pull every Canadian from streaming services except Nickleback and everyone’s least favorite Kid in the Hall.
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Dead Weirdo Studios @deadweirdostudios.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
When you think about it, Jeffrey Dahmer’s worst crime was the damage he did to the reputation of cannibalism writ large.
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Dead Weirdo Studios @deadweirdostudios.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
“warmed to edibility”
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Dead Weirdo Studios @deadweirdostudios.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Gun to my head; you can name at least 3 Slipknots, but I imagine no more than 5.
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Dead Weirdo Studios @deadweirdostudios.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I’ll believe the hype around AI when they develop one that starts a question with “You want I should…?” in a vacuum.
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Dead Weirdo Studios @deadweirdostudios.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
As an OG Ti West hater I look forward to his long overdue reappraisal as Rob Zombie for people who can’t name a single Slipknot.
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Dead Weirdo Studios @deadweirdostudios.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
static.klipy.com
Faith No More - Epic: What Is It?
Alt: A still from the Faith No More video for their hit single “Epic”. A young Mike Patton’s face is shrouded in shadow as he poses the question “What is it?”
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Dead Weirdo Studios @deadweirdostudios.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I’m too white to endorse or condemn the idea, and I have no doubt Rogan’s put an alarmingly stupid spin on it, but I’ve heard compelling arguments. Especially considering that it wouldn’t be the first time they intervened in the art world on a mass scale or somehow ratfucked the black community.
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Dead Weirdo Studios @deadweirdostudios.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I don’t know this dipshit’s angle but there is a theory that’s been floating around for a long time that the introduction of gangsta rap _specifically_ was by the CIA in order to kneecap the rise of consciousness raising rap which was starting to give silly party rap a run for its money.
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Dead Weirdo Studios @deadweirdostudios.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
“What if Foghorn Leghorn was a hot lady and the strongest X-Man?” Sounds like something from the joke journal of a stand-up comic who definitely does not remember where he was going with it. And yet…
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Dead Weirdo Studios @deadweirdostudios.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
i don’t remember why i made this but i feel compelled now to post it so that i may one day be recognized as a prophet.
For some reason I have taken the advertisement for Netflix’s “We Have Always Lived In the Castle” and changed the text to “We Have Always Shit in the Aquifer”. There are two women in the foreground, a large home in the background. It’s dark, cloudy, foggy and very moody.
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Dead Weirdo Studios @deadweirdostudios.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
this would be 100% my shit.
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Dead Weirdo Studios @deadweirdostudios.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
sound design rarely gets its flowers in any media but some of these hits on Reacher have been memorable af. quite a feat on a show that can barely go a single episode without like 5 people getting beat to death.
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Dead Weirdo Studios @deadweirdostudios.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I mean, I can’t speak for the theatrical, streaming, or 4K blu-ray, but that’s definitely the line in the VHS release.
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Dead Weirdo Studios @deadweirdostudios.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Have they done a proper 23andMe, though? Feels like there’s a stronger than average chance is all.
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Dead Weirdo Studios @deadweirdostudios.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I thought Our Brand Is Crisis (2005) was an incredibly curious inclusion.
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Dead Weirdo Studios @deadweirdostudios.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
it just so happens that’s my favorite kind.
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Dead Weirdo Studios @deadweirdostudios.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
It’s funny, the first time I found myself agreeing with a fascist I dropped everything and did a ton of soul searching until I figured out the internal disconnect and fixed it. Call it a moral compass, desire for authenticity, or just lefty killjoy-ism idgaf; I know who humanity’s enemies are.
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Dead Weirdo Studios @deadweirdostudios.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Wait. Did we just switch to the Key and Peele bit?
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Dead Weirdo Studios @deadweirdostudios.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Can’t speak for my whole generation but certainly all of the Xennials I was running with did acid in every situation in which it was possible to do acid, no matter how dangerous or otherwise ill-advised. And we still found time to get utterly housed on schnapps behind Big Lots from time to time.
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Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Begging folks to wake up and realize that the massive increase in food borne illness and infectious diseases is not an accident. This was always the goal. The regime removed protections because they want “the vulnerable” to die. Fascism and eugenics go hand in hand.
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Foodborne illness outbreaks are especially bad this summer | CNN
Federal data suggests that this is a particularly bad summer for foodborne illness outbreaks in the US.
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Dead Weirdo Studios @deadweirdostudios.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
it’s really extraordinary how often per day my brain just blasts out the chorus of this beauty in response to whatever horrible nonsense i’ve just been subjected to under the banner of news. if my brain were a microprocessor i feel like it would have a whole core devoted to feeling this song.
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Bruce Cockburn Performs "If I Had a Rocket Launcher" | Acoustic Classic
YouTube video by Acoustic Guitar Magazine
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Dead Weirdo Studios @deadweirdostudios.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
hell yeah we are
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Dead Weirdo Studios @deadweirdostudios.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
AI has undoubtedly improved my life. Every time I delete a program or quit a service to get away from it, things just get better, easier, faster, and all around more efficient. Switching from Windows to Ubuntu Studio was like stepping out of an old beater and into the goddamn Enterprise fr.
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Dead Weirdo Studios @deadweirdostudios.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Really messed up that you would just completely ignore Bobby Blotzer’s Ratt Experience like that.
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Dead Weirdo Studios @deadweirdostudios.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
It has begun. Wife has demanded I bring more goth and goth adjacent music into the household. She expected it all to sound like early NIN or even The Specials but is just now learning of the vast trove of performers I collectively refer to (good-naturedly) as Hecubus Music.
Dim lighting and dark colors make up a functionally insignificant background. Dave Foley, as Hecubus, is slightly down stage in some sort of evil trance. Meanwhile Kevin McDonald, as Simon, is in the foreground, shouting evilly. Rest assured it is very goth.
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Dead Weirdo Studios @deadweirdostudios.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
For reasons too convoluted to elaborate on, I’m considering rebranding to “Wendell McButt”
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Dead Weirdo Studios @deadweirdostudios.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Turns out yellowjackets fuckin hate lawn mowers, you guys. Good thing they were primarily interested in my socks so that it only hurts to continue to have feet.
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Dead Weirdo Studios @deadweirdostudios.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
So many liberals and conservatives think that Affirmative Action is its own end, but we will not have true equity until we can legally, and at any time, open hand slap the living piss out of anyone who comes from wealth.
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Dead Weirdo Studios @deadweirdostudios.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I get it. It’s some goofy ass carny talk shit. Some is definitely improvised and some seems to be coded consistently, like it’s legit secret magician slang. Either way I think it’s neat.
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Dead Weirdo Studios @deadweirdostudios.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I’m watching Fool Us on Tubi and my favorite element of the show I didn’t expect After the trick is done Penn will say some nonsense like “That was great but Chort McGort does your dry cleaning. Also hasenpfeffer” which the magician will sheepishly confirm before retreating from the stage in shame
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Dead Weirdo Studios @deadweirdostudios.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Nosir, it is not one of the better times in our history to be an oaf, believe you me. We have been absolutely whiffing it on the ambassadors lately. We have a few good ones but there’s a wild drop off after John Cena.
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