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𝐄𝐗𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐒𝐈𝐓𝐄 𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐃 𝐆𝐔𝐘

@deadtectlve.bsky.social
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𝐄𝐗𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐒𝐈𝐓𝐄 𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐃 𝐆𝐔𝐘 @deadtectlve.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
⠀ ❝ Eh, cigars are more of Frank's taste. Cigarettes and the holder are easier on a lip-less mouth. ❞ ⠀
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𝐄𝐗𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐒𝐈𝐓𝐄 𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐃 𝐆𝐔𝐘 @deadtectlve.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
⇅ ❝ As you can probably see, they're really doing their homework, and I don't like it when they learn too much. ❞ ⠀
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𝐄𝐗𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐒𝐈𝐓𝐄 𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐃 𝐆𝐔𝐘 @deadtectlve.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
⇅ 𝗭𝗲𝘁𝗮'𝘀 looks modified. Accompanied with a diagram of a heart-like organ grafted to metal tubes and wires, a key-shaped orifice in its center. A key in similar shape to the same one for Vector Sigma. "𝙵𝙻𝙴𝚂𝙷 𝚂𝙿𝙰𝚁𝙺" was the name this abomination carried. ⇅
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𝐄𝐗𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐒𝐈𝐓𝐄 𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐃 𝐆𝐔𝐘 @deadtectlve.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
⇅ Dirge pulled a folder out from his suit before splaying its contents all over the table. These were not only documents on the Primes, they were full-on anatomical blueprints, every diode detailed down to the very spark. Solus, Onyx, Megatronus, though oddly enough... ⇅
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𝐄𝐗𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐒𝐈𝐓𝐄 𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐃 𝐆𝐔𝐘 @deadtectlve.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
⇅ Where, oh ,where have I heard that before? ⠀
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𝐄𝐗𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐒𝐈𝐓𝐄 𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐃 𝐆𝐔𝐘 @deadtectlve.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
⠀ A dark figure opening holes to a darker world, with all intents of Hell breaking loose...? ⇅
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𝐄𝐗𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐒𝐈𝐓𝐄 𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐃 𝐆𝐔𝐘 @deadtectlve.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
⇅ An exasperated, exhausted sigh or groan came from the skeleton as he made a couple of last adjustments to his skull. ❝ I... apologize. I ordered Frank to go get the Matrix. It's not safe in Hordak's hands, especially with PROMETHEUS skulking about. They already had their sights on it... ❞ ⇅
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𝐄𝐗𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐒𝐈𝐓𝐄 𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐃 𝐆𝐔𝐘 @deadtectlve.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
⇅ ❝ You told me you already returned that! And you were carrying that the whole time to 𝘷𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘻𝘦 cars and beat people up? ❞ 〝 I did return it... To several cars and insurance companies! You didn't say who I had to return it to! It's a wonderful blunt object! 〞 ⇅
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𝐄𝐗𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐒𝐈𝐓𝐄 𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐃 𝐆𝐔𝐘 @deadtectlve.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
⇅ 〝 𝙃𝙍𝙍𝙍𝙆.ᐟ 𝙃𝘼𝘼𝘾𝙆.ᐟ 𝙂𝙇𝘼𝘼𝘾𝙆.ᐟ 〞 [ 𝘊𝘓𝘖𝘕𝘒.ᐟ ] 〝 I 𝘊𝘖𝘔𝘗𝘓𝘌𝘛𝘌𝘓𝘠 forgot to deliver this thing, because you see, this thing is a 𝘸𝘰𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘧𝘶𝘭 blunt object! I kept whackin' goons over the head and breaking windshields with it back home forgetting I was supposed to deliver it. 〞 ⠀
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𝐄𝐗𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐒𝐈𝐓𝐄 𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐃 𝐆𝐔𝐘 @deadtectlve.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
⠀ 〝 Hordak, Hordak, Hordak... 〞The brain muttered to himself at the mention of the name. ❝ I get it. ❞ Dirge said. ❝ I've been busy digging dirt up on them while things have been quiet, and also the person responsible for alerting me to PROMETHEUS' presence here. ❞ ⇅
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𝐄𝐗𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐒𝐈𝐓𝐄 𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐃 𝐆𝐔𝐘 @deadtectlve.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
⇅ 〝 I got Little Women and the Quran. 〞 ❝ Those'll do. ❞ Frank got to work sliding the 1800s coming of age story and religious text under the sofa to act as the new leg. 〝 Inshallah give Meg, Jo Beth, and Amy thy strength to hold my couch. 〞 ⇅
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𝐄𝐗𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐒𝐈𝐓𝐄 𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐃 𝐆𝐔𝐘 @deadtectlve.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
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𝐄𝐗𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐒𝐈𝐓𝐄 𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐃 𝐆𝐔𝐘 @deadtectlve.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
⠀ // follow my flameheart 🔫 ⠀
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⇅ ❝ I figured since PROMETHEUS is definitely up to somethin' here, I might as well set up an office so I have access to my records n' whatnot. ❞ All while Dirge is explaining his presence, his partner can be seen smashing a plastic, red truck against a plastic, red scooter. ⇅
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𝐄𝐗𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐒𝐈𝐓𝐄 𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐃 𝐆𝐔𝐘 @deadtectlve.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
⇅ ❝ You're 𝘯𝘰𝘵 supposed to do that in the sink anyways, you dolt. ❞ 〝 Where else was I supposed to go? It's a freakin' maze of expensive living that ends in some backroom warehouse with meatballs! 〞 ❝ Just- focus on the couch. We got it halfway in and clearly we can fit it in... somehow. ❞ ⇅
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𝐄𝐗𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐒𝐈𝐓𝐄 𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐃 𝐆𝐔𝐘 @deadtectlve.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
⇅ 〝 𝗬𝗢𝗨 keep pulling it in the other direction! 〞 The monster bickered. ❝ Maybe it would've been easier if we got this from IKEA and just assembled it in- ❞ 〝 IKEA's too expensive and they won't let me back in after I "sampled" the display bathrooms. 〞 ⇅
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⠀ @bythematrix.bsky.social 𝙼𝙴𝚃𝚁𝙾𝚃𝙸𝚃𝙰𝙽 𝟹:𝟹𝟶 𝙿𝙼 ⠀
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𝐄𝐗𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐒𝐈𝐓𝐄 𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐃 𝐆𝐔𝐘 @deadtectlve.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
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𝐄𝐗𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐒𝐈𝐓𝐄 𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐃 𝐆𝐔𝐘 @deadtectlve.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
⠀ found a rare relic, multiple people tried to kill me for this ⠀
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⠀ // usually i dont commentate on call outs i have zero involvement in, but to avoid any confusion the Bones in this thread IS NOT me. This is what my discord looks like: Nonetheless fucked up situation, pedophiles should burn in hell. ⠀
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⠀ ❝ Oh, that. That's the weird homemade broth Frank uses to preserve his brain. Never seen him actually make it, never tells me 𝘩𝘰𝘸 he makes it, but it contains faint traces of asbestos, red dye no. 3, depleted uranium, and whatever else in there that's making a pregnancy test turn positive. ❞ ⠀
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𝐄𝐗𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐒𝐈𝐓𝐄 𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐃 𝐆𝐔𝐘 @deadtectlve.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
⠀ // hello and thank you for all the interactions! I'm a refugee from twitter who had a fairly substantial following, but for those of you who don't know me; I'm bones. Dirge and the rest of my colorful characters are the by-product of a personal worldbuilding exercise... ⇅
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⇅ ❝ Though, what can I say? Not a fan of politics. You expose one underground race of cold-blooded reptile men puppeteering the UN and it gives you gray hairs, gotta step away from the discussions for a while. Can't blame ya for seekin' a break. ❞ The cigarette holder was put back in his jaws.
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𝐄𝐗𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐒𝐈𝐓𝐄 𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐃 𝐆𝐔𝐘 @deadtectlve.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
⇅ Dirge's focused gaze seemed to drift before suddenly locking back at Talbain. ❝ Point is, they love taking supernatural beings like us, and finding a way to subjugate them into their own order of things, be it through the darkest of magic or the cruelest of surgery... ❞ ⠀
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𝐄𝐗𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐒𝐈𝐓𝐄 𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐃 𝐆𝐔𝐘 @deadtectlve.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
⇅ A massive pig of a world awaiting its belly to be sliced open and served to their god-making machines. ❝ Dangerous people, people that cracked the code to lots of things. Immortality, ascension to other mortal realms, resurrecting the dead, weaponizing the dead... I could go on. ❞ ⠀⠀ ⇅
art: paul j horden
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𝐄𝐗𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐒𝐈𝐓𝐄 𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐃 𝐆𝐔𝐘 @deadtectlve.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
⠀ ❝ You know, i'm caught in the tangle of so many things now, everything with PROMETHEUS, that Hordak guy, recently found myself exploring magic horse prison so my memory of who's what is kind of scattered without my files around. Congrats on the transition? Haircut? Ungodly genetic splice? ❞ ⠀
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⠀ The emaciated shadow turned, putting the rod beholding his cancer stick between his fingers as smoke escaped his jowls, the paper-white memento mori of a face now fully turned towards the succubus. ❝ Bold thing to say when you live in a castle. You're lucky i'm not French. ❞ ⇅
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𝐄𝐗𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐒𝐈𝐓𝐄 𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐃 𝐆𝐔𝐘 @deadtectlve.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
⇅ ... grafted with an armored plate. A menacing symbol was emblazoned on it, a torch-like skull. ❝ If not, that's just all the more good news. ❞ ⠀
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𝐄𝐗𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐒𝐈𝐓𝐄 𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐃 𝐆𝐔𝐘 @deadtectlve.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
⠀ ❝ Er, 𝘘𝘶𝘦𝘦𝘯𝘴, from the circle of... New York. ❞ The detective wasn't at all phased by the lycanthrope demeanor of the wolf-man in front of him, just more so confused by the assumption of his home. ❝ I 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 say the same for werewolves, but i'm quite used to the sight of them. ❞ ⠀
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𝐄𝐗𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐒𝐈𝐓𝐄 𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐃 𝐆𝐔𝐘 @deadtectlve.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
-- - ⚠️ WARNING ! These stories from the dark world of The Third Eye contain graphic and potentially disturbing content such as; blood and gore, death and murder, explicit violence, religious topics, the mentions of real-world events and people, and the mentions of sexual acts. ⇅
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⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝚃𝚑𝚎 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝐇𝐀𝐔𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐃 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐋𝐃 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝚘𝚏 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝐃𝐈𝐑𝐆𝐄 𝐉𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐒 ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ #MVRP #HORRORRP #OCRP ⠀
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⇅ ❝ ... and if that place, that 𝘥𝘪𝘳𝘦 warning of a nightmare beyond comprehension has taught me... ...is that as long as we can still make the right decisions, war can 𝘦𝘯𝘥. We should not foster it until goes well beyond our scope of control and empathy. We can stop it. Makes sense? ❞ ⠀
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⇅ ❝ That 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 showed me at least one place wasn't so lucky. Showed me war, violence, and cruelty can evolve so much further beyond intelligent control. No longer needing it's ultimate practitioner. Samsara of bloodshed. Death without life. Null ouroboros. War without reason. ❞ ⇅
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⠀ ❝ Some carry a heavier weight in regard to that, Prime. ❞ Dirge took out his cigarette holder, and with a minor flick of his lighter, sparked a small flame for it. ❝ Where I come from, there are different motivations for war. For some, it's the simple thought of patriotism. ❞ ⇅
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⇅ ❝ Before that guy could make a peep, I rolled and thrust a 𝗸𝗻𝗶𝗳𝗲 into his 𝗡𝗘𝗖𝗞. It was a mess, worst of all, the guy was still alive for a few minutes. I had covered his mouth so no one could hear his gagging and hacking, gloves soaking in every drop of blood. ❞ ⇅
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⠀ ❝ Ever think about that on the flipside, Prime? ❞ Butting out a cigarette on a nearby table. ❝ Way, way back then, I had been assigned out to infiltrate a small, german camp. The assignment itself wasn't important, what really stuck to me that day is what I did, and what I witnessed... ❞ ⇅
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⠀ ❝ Helloooooo? ❞ ⠀
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⠀ temp pinned. #MVRP ⠀
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