Gay, at the bar, with a Boba Fett t-shirt sees my Tusken shirt.
Boba tee gay: I have this shirt, a watch and another shirt with x-wings on it!
Me: I have tees, hats, shoes… (10 minutes pass) …full size armour and a Tusken outfit (I dig out my phone)
Boba tee guy (eyes glazed over): gotta go…