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🔞DeadPyxel (any)

@deadpyxell.bsky.social
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doer of everything(ish) 🔞, particularly good doer of not a lot. you will mostly see horny art and story bits. I DON'T take commissions, but feel free to make suggestions and be horny with me. Trying to interact better. eng/esp

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🔞DeadPyxel (any) @deadpyxell.bsky.social · 8h
they did (i think)! after searching, if you go to filters, theres an option for post authors (or smth like that) down at the bottom. it's stupid that you have to search first THEN filter tho
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Anojaa @anojaa.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
absolutely vital that the walkers are completely featureless down there and just rub against each other desperately without climax
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🔞DeadPyxel (any) @deadpyxell.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
wishing you luck o7
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🔞DeadPyxel (any) @deadpyxell.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
YESSSSS SCREAMING KICKING THROWING UP WAILING WEEPING um. it's good.
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🔞DeadPyxel (any) @deadpyxell.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
maybe i will... . in like a couple months. when it's slightly less cool.
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🌙 Paul Smenis 💚 @ballmusksniffer.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
big walk guy humps other big walk guy to no avail.
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🔞DeadPyxel (any) @deadpyxell.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
what if i became the big walk porn guy (won't become the big walk porn guy)
an image to allow content labelling. a hastily drawn otter next to an equally hasty vagina and penis. the otter is shushing the viewer.
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Anojaa @anojaa.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
This game is a really good way to bond with your friends.
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🔞DeadPyxel (any) @deadpyxell.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
oh I'm SO normal about the big walk folk. incredibly normal. not thinking about one desperately rubbing themself trying to get off at all. nope.
a creature based on the walkers from Big Walk is sitting on the ground. one of its arms is supporting it, and the other is rubbing at its null crotch. one of its legs is shaking, its hips are thrusting, and the arm which is supporting it is trembling. the one visible eye is clenched shut. the background is a vaguely natural landscape, with a mountain in the distance.
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🔞DeadPyxel (any) @deadpyxell.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
happy (late?) goodra day! figured i should crank something out for probably my favorite pokèmon. (done in like 30 mins with a now-defunct phone drawing app)
goodra, a pink and purple dragon with green eyes and spots, stands center frame. It looks down at the viewer with its arms held open. Its green, slug-like penis is erect and pointed at the viewer. The text surrounding the goodra reads "suck my sliggoo".
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🔞DeadPyxel (any) @deadpyxell.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
happy (very late) Juneteenth, all! this fandom wouldn't be half of what it is today if it weren't for our Black community members. so send 'em a couple bucks. or a dozen. or more. probably more. and uhhh. punch racists
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🔞DeadPyxel (any) @deadpyxell.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
(4/4) post hesitantly uncancelled... i was really hoping for absurdly big pooltoy to be the result because of my own internal biases, and that led me to deny the facts. slightly less horny math, out.
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🔞DeadPyxel (any) @deadpyxell.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
(3/) but it comes out at ~ 224,374.974 √X³. so for an adult of average weight (62 kg), for a TF to be weight gain (EXCLUDING air), they must have an inflated volume of at least 109,537,279.344 cm³ and a diameter of ~ 593.637 cm. wait. i feel like i did that wrong. y'know what. post cancelled. diy
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🔞DeadPyxel (any) @deadpyxell.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
(2/4?) we will convert this mass into kg as that is a more common measurement of weight, meaning the surface area of an X kg pooltoy is ~ 17,857*X. if we want the most volume possible, our pooltoy should be a sphere. so, we can find that it's radius is √(SA/4π), or ~ 37.696 √X. the volume... sucks,
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🔞DeadPyxel (any) @deadpyxell.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
horny math time! (1/3?) important numbers: 1. PVC density: ~ 1.4 g/cm³ 2. typical pooltoy thickness: ~ 0.04 cm so the mass in grams of a pooltoy with a surface area of X cm² is ~ 0.056*X. this means that a pooltoy with a mass of M grams has a surface area of ~ 17.857*M.
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🔞DeadPyxel (any) @deadpyxell.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
aaa estoy celosoooooo quiero ir a una connnnn ¡q feliz para ti!
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🔞DeadPyxel (any) @deadpyxell.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
(↑not a computer pieces person)
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🔞DeadPyxel (any) @deadpyxell.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
robot boy so unc he was made before the standardization of... uh. t uh transfer... rates?
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Sarah J. Jackson @sjjphd.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Someone has sure already made this observation but the fact they can convert all those empty warehouses into prison camps means they could have converted them into housing, community centers, job training centers or, hell, libraries or schools all along. It’s always a matter of will not resources.
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🔞DeadPyxel (any) @deadpyxell.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
cassianandor andor?
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🔞DeadPyxel (any) @deadpyxell.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
god i need to learn to draw balloon dogs and hop on the bandwagon that is apparently rolling through my corner of the internet
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🔞DeadPyxel (any) @deadpyxell.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
yep. okay.
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🔞DeadPyxel (any) @deadpyxell.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
I neeeeddd a billion dallars an hour + infinitely renewable/recyclable resources + the political climate of everywhere to get fixed forever + eternal life for me and everyone else + also a bil/hr for everyone else + whatever i want forever + no economic inflation can you tell im horny?
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🔞DeadPyxel (any) @deadpyxell.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
and that's JUST the home screen. also good lucario paws.
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🔞DeadPyxel (any) @deadpyxell.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
literally!!!!! It's probably mostly nostalgia, but I feel like the switch is like tose modern homes where everything is pretty much black or white. IT DOESNT EVEN HAVE A LITTLE JINGLE. idr right now if the ds had a home screen theme (like the wii), but i swear the switch feels more desolate. silent.
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Void🔞 | VGen @voiddebris.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
‼️Important Update‼️ There have been increasing reports of people receiving verbal abuse when calling in complaints So we've put together steps + a script to follow if this happens! Please be careful out there ↻💬♡ to help spread the info!
***Important Notice***

If you are calling Visa, there have been increasing reports of harassment from Visa representatives, including calling people rapists

If this happens to you, please take the following actions:

1) Stay calm! Do NOT engage in harassment back

2) Request to speak to a supervisor

3) If they refuse or hung up on you, call back and *immediately* escalate to a supervisor

4) Put in a complaint of the behavior (script below)

5) Afterwards *or* if they refuse to take your complaint, submit a BBB complaint (script below)Call Center Abuse Complaint:

Hello,

I'm calling to submit an official complaint about abuse I received from a call center representative today. I called at (time) and spoke with (name, if you know it). Their behavior was beyond inappropriate. The representative said (provide details).

Once finished submitting that complaint, tell them you would still like to file the initial complaint you called about.BBB script:

I'm filing a complaint in regards to their conduct when I called in to inquire about the situation between them and several gaming platforms. Upon mentioning the nature of my call the representative on the phone was exceptionally rude to me. They (insert details here).

This sort of behavior is unprofessional and unacceptable. This should not be how they treat their customers.

BBB script pt 2 (what you're looking for them to do in response):

I would like a formal apology, my initial complaint to be processed, and the company to re-train their call center staff to prevent such occurrences in the future.
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🔞DeadPyxel (any) @deadpyxell.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
feel like there's not enough fat+null content out there. like yeah there's some, but as a fan of both fat people and nulges, I need more. perhaps an idea from which something can be made: belly so big it rubs the bulge. null huffiness ensues.
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✨ 🌕 Lu(na) Awoo(na) 🐺 ✨ 🔞 @rusheloc.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Once again, there is an ACLU petition specifically made to stop Mastercard from unlawfully policing adult content. It’s getting pretty grim for us out there. Please sign and/or spread the word. action.aclu.org/petition/mas...
action.aclu.org
Mastercard: Sex Work is Work. End Your Unjust Policy.
Mastercard's new policy unfairly targets the adult content industry, making sex workers more vulnerable, especially Black trans women. It must be stopped.
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Fanatic's Bakery | Vartist @freakypops.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
There is a bill right now in the US trying to pass It would make it illegal for any financial service provider to prohibit or inhibit any legal transaction It's called the "Fair Access to Banking Act, H.R.987 in the House, S.410 in the Senate" Call your representatives if you live in the US !!!!
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🔞DeadPyxel (any) @deadpyxell.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
went skating yesterday. haven't skated in years, nor am i in shape. owwwwwww...
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🔞DeadPyxel (any) @deadpyxell.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
I have a sneaking suspicion that isn't a coincidence...
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🔞DeadPyxel (any) @deadpyxell.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
also I have a walltaker now, so if y'all want to change my background, go to walltaker.joi.how/links/2599 and put in some pics from E6
walltaker.joi.how
Walltaker #2599 for DeadPyxel
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🔞DeadPyxel (any) @deadpyxell.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMY SINGULAR DATUM!!!! MY BIT!!!!! NOT MY ONE AND ONLY 0!!!!! IT'S THE ONLY THING I HAVE!! GIVE IT BAAASCK BLEEEEREASE
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🔞DeadPyxel (any) @deadpyxell.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
post found. yall werw no help and thus not invited to my birthday party
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🔞DeadPyxel (any) @deadpyxell.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
any of y'all seen that drawing of the six-legged Furry Beastie in bed, similar to that one illustration of "The Metamorphosis"? the one where they're like "oh yes. oh fuck yes." or something? if you have, gimme a link to it. I know it's on here somewhere and i'm just thinking about it
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🔞DeadPyxel (any) @deadpyxell.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Wait for your favorite pooltoy to inflate, sit in the breeze, smell its vinyl, watch it puff up. Nearly inflated now, and... it's almost like it's wagging its tail? You swear that smile on its face is just a bit wider. It looks like it's so excited that it's dancing. Man, that wind is crazy, huh?
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🔞DeadPyxel (any) @deadpyxell.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
inflatable world 5 meter long orca save me..
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🔞DeadPyxel (any) @deadpyxell.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
inflatable world 5 meter long orca
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🔞DeadPyxel (any) @deadpyxell.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
save me inflatable world 5 meter long orca
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🔞DeadPyxel (any) @deadpyxell.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
need me a 5m orca that i can fill with water and get squished under.... oug..
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🔞DeadPyxel (any) @deadpyxell.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
^(very full of thoughts) i need to make a pfp
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🔞DeadPyxel (any) @deadpyxell.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
hmmm... inflatable rubber sheep suit.... puffy white latex surrounding me, pushing my arms and legs from my body, tight black latex clinging to me.. yeag. i wish i knew how to make rubber clothes (and also where to find sheets of rubber but eh)
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🔞DeadPyxel (any) @deadpyxell.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
(o/) Adem Muteres R>MAdem253 | 3:73 NL best pokemon for tornament | pokmon tournament good | howt o dogogg at poskaaman tofement | 4:01 NL HO TOW GTUT SUIT | SUIT STUCK HELP | Getting Used to the New You Gery Spruce | oh s||| this isnt RCS my bad yall | this isnt too bad actually
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🔞DeadPyxel (any) @deadpyxell.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
"... and moulded into the form of their entered pokémon. PKTF has really shaken the Pokésuit industry with this newly demonstrated method of theirs. In related news, one of the earlier trainers to be reassigned had mistakenly posted these on their Rotomo profile, instead of searching for them:"
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🔞DeadPyxel (any) @deadpyxell.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
"PKTF Tourney Central have been very secretive with their tournament contracts until this point, and now we know why! It seems that clause 35 of section 13 states that trainers who are eliminated will be subject to 'reassignment', coated with a trade-secret formula of latex rubber..."
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🔞DeadPyxel (any) @deadpyxell.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
call me giles corey the way I ask for more weight
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🔞DeadPyxel (any) @deadpyxell.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
NOOIOOO MY REGULARLY SCHEDULED MALWARE CHECKUP
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🔞DeadPyxel (any) @deadpyxell.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
GOD
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🔞DeadPyxel (any) @deadpyxell.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
oobh.. furious squeaking and bapping as toy tries to feel as good as it felt when it was used, only to go limp as they're touched again....
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