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if you're a nsfw blog fuck off and leave me alone for legal reasons that's a half joke if you play green in magic the gathering DNI (grixis and subsidiaries are the only valid colours[...] View full profile at app.wafrn.net/blog/deadpan_c

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deadpan @deadpan-c.at.app.wafrn.net · 28/12/2025
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deadpan @deadpan-c.at.app.wafrn.net · 28/12/2025
suggestrogen saying that excluding pedos is the same as excluding trans peopletumblr screenshot, more contextsuggestrogen hating on trans men
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deadpan @deadpan-c.at.app.wafrn.net · 24/12/2025
this is the best image on the internet btw
yeah i make burgers with poop. p pickle. o onion. o nion. p poop
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deadpan @deadpan-c.at.app.wafrn.net · 23/12/2025
the fortnite harry potter drama summarised
"i lik playing with toys" "I FUCKING HATE YOU AND HOPE YOU DIE"
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deadpan @deadpan-c.at.app.wafrn.net · 15/12/2025
playing 2 rounds of battle royale in a free video game does not magically add money from your bank account into jk rowling's bank account
squidward
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deadpan @deadpan-c.at.app.wafrn.net · 08/12/2025
into the machine
completely harmless machine :)
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deadpan @deadpan-c.at.app.wafrn.net · 08/12/2025
another post
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deadpan @deadpan-c.at.app.wafrn.net · 08/12/2025
she changed her username to suggestrogen. it's all over tumblr and bluesky, just look up either her old username or new one
isuggestforcefem comparing being a pedophile to being trans
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deadpan @deadpan-c.at.app.wafrn.net · 07/12/2025
i wish all ice agents a very go take a bath with a toaster
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deadpan @deadpan-c.at.app.wafrn.net · 05/12/2025
what women really keep inside their purse: club penguin membership, sphere collection, thulium element, the great state of colorado, constitution of botswana, clue(do) the classic mystery game big bang edition, guitar picks, guitar picks, guitar picks, 1936 curling rock, The Object, rubber ducky remote explosive, and HP sauce
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deadpan @deadpan-c.at.app.wafrn.net · 05/12/2025
reminder that it isn't normal, healthy, or a good reflection of your morals to defend porn of a character intended to be depicted as a 16 year old
pantheonofcoffee saying it's fine because miku isn't real
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deadpan @deadpan-c.at.app.wafrn.net · 28/11/2025
dont say happiness without the ha
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deadpan @deadpan-c.at.app.wafrn.net · 27/11/2025
guess who just got here name legally changed 🥳
deed poll
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deadpan @deadpan-c.at.app.wafrn.net · 26/11/2025
ok
missingno !
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deadpan @deadpan-c.at.app.wafrn.net · 26/11/2025
hmm today i will make art. *doesn't*
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deadpan @deadpan-c.at.app.wafrn.net · 26/11/2025
i broke it more lmao
more ai bullshit
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deadpan @deadpan-c.at.app.wafrn.net · 26/11/2025
is 2030 in 5 years? no, the year 2030 is not in 5 years. it is in 6 years from today, novermber 26, 2025. the year 2030 will be in 5 years on november 26, 2030, but currently it is 6 years away. calculation: 2030 - 2025 = 5 years
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deadpan @deadpan-c.at.app.wafrn.net · 25/11/2025
lidl gordon freeman
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deadpan @deadpan-c.at.app.wafrn.net · 25/11/2025
this is my new favourite image of you couldn't tell
you're so entrenched in online discourse that it's starting to dilute your perception of what an actual problem is
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deadpan @deadpan-c.at.app.wafrn.net · 23/11/2025
don't make me tap the sign /lh
write out content warnings, that would be pretty cool i think
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deadpan @deadpan-c.at.app.wafrn.net · 22/11/2025
screenshot of a post. "you're so entrenched in online discourse that it's starting to dilute your perception of what an actual problem is"
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deadpan @deadpan-c.at.app.wafrn.net · 19/11/2025
oh my god fuck offfffffffffuh
cHeCk oUt NeW gOoGlE aI mOdE
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deadpan @deadpan-c.at.app.wafrn.net · 19/11/2025
102 fucking aegis turtles
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deadpan @deadpan-c.at.app.wafrn.net · 17/11/2025
a
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deadpan @deadpan-c.at.app.wafrn.net · 16/11/2025
yo chat guess who's changing her name by deed poll on wednesday
deed poll
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deadpan @deadpan-c.at.app.wafrn.net · 15/11/2025
statsicians be like yeag this may kr may not ghappen
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deadpan @deadpan-c.at.app.wafrn.net · 14/11/2025
quick reminder
if you don't like me, grow up and block me lmao
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deadpan @deadpan-c.at.app.wafrn.net · 13/11/2025
breeding phase
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deadpan @deadpan-c.at.app.wafrn.net · 10/11/2025
this is earthbound. what's wrong with his 2 mothers what are you homochromic
earthbound
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deadpan @deadpan-c.at.app.wafrn.net · 07/11/2025
write out content warning pls thanks
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deadpan @deadpan-c.at.app.wafrn.net · 05/11/2025
more power
this guy also following me
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deadpan @deadpan-c.at.app.wafrn.net · 05/11/2025
my domain grows stronger
this guy follows me
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deadpan @deadpan-c.at.app.wafrn.net · 02/11/2025
[don't] CAVE SPIDER ATTACK
SPDIER
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deadpan @deadpan-c.at.app.wafrn.net · 25/10/2025
long bingus
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deadpan @deadpan-c.at.app.wafrn.net · 25/10/2025
i been bited
a whole-ass bajillion bites
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deadpan @deadpan-c.at.app.wafrn.net · 25/10/2025
wowzer
a whole-ass bajillion notifications
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deadpan @deadpan-c.at.app.wafrn.net · 21/10/2025
here have a crusty old tumblr post i made 2 years ago
at this point im convinced homestuck isn't real and people add lore and pretend it's some giant storyline when in reality it's just a collective shitpost made to confuse people who aren't in on the joke
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deadpan @deadpan-c.at.app.wafrn.net · 13/10/2025
waow i guess people like old crusty expired memes that have been sitting at the bottom of my image gallery for 2 years
lotsa likes
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deadpan @deadpan-c.at.app.wafrn.net · 13/10/2025
take your age. add 4. that's not your age.
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deadpan @deadpan-c.at.app.wafrn.net · 03/10/2025
dont open
they unspoilered it RATTLE EM BOYS
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deadpan @deadpan-c.at.app.wafrn.net · 02/10/2025
gonna make this proxy and swap it in for my actual copy of mr house and see how long it takes my playgroup to notice
mr house fallout magic the gathering card but it's a dr house dr house magic the gathering card
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