deadmeataru.bsky.social @deadmeataru.bsky.social · 02/06/2026All these sportbooks/"predictive markets". How long and which team is our skapegoat in which sport as the new Black Sox? Maybe we can start a betting pool? 001
deadmeataru.bsky.social @deadmeataru.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Needed food delivery as I can't leave work. Searched DoorDash for "wallet friendly", Baskin Robbins came up. What? The? Fuck? 000
deadmeataru.bsky.social @deadmeataru.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Your daily reminder that no one this century has done more to advance Iran's nuclear weapons program than Donald J Trump 010
deadmeataru.bsky.social @deadmeataru.bsky.social · 25/05/2026Your Memorial Day reminder that no one this century has done more to advance Iran's nuclear weapons program than Donald J Trump 000
Reposted by @deadmeataru.bsky.socialdeadmeataru.bsky.social @deadmeataru.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Your reminder that no one this century has done more to advance Iran's nuclear program than Donald J Trump 001
deadmeataru.bsky.social @deadmeataru.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Your reminder that no one this century has done more to advance Iran's nuclear program than Donald J Trump 001
deadmeataru.bsky.social @deadmeataru.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Gotta agree. Why is it that out of everyone in all forms of entertainment only comedians are allowed to deal with a heckler? 000
Reposted by @deadmeataru.bsky.socialBigSlim @imbigslim.bsky.social · 18/05/2026You’re entitled to believe both Pete and the fan crossed the line. You’re entitled to believe neither of them crossed the line. But you are NOT entitled to believe only PCA crossed the line. If you talk shit to players, don’t act shocked when you hear it back. End of story. 150045
deadmeataru.bsky.social @deadmeataru.bsky.social · 18/05/2026Saw yet another commercial that reaffirmed my policy of never buying any product advertised with footage shot on a cellphone, especially with "influencers". I have never been disappointed in that policy. 000
deadmeataru.bsky.social @deadmeataru.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Since I can't reply, when Andy Griffith auditioned for his show it was to play Barney 000
deadmeataru.bsky.social @deadmeataru.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Well, China could certainly benefit from the restoration of the government in exile. 000
deadmeataru.bsky.social @deadmeataru.bsky.social · 10/05/2026Since replies are turned off meaning you don't actually want an answer I won't bother telling you that the State Constitution has a procedure for amendment that apparently they chose not to follow for this amendment. No opinion on whether they have other options 000
deadmeataru.bsky.social @deadmeataru.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Actually no. Time is not the reason people don't move, it's money. If you can't even afford to change apartments then you surely can't afford to change countries. 010
deadmeataru.bsky.social @deadmeataru.bsky.social · 28/04/2026Social media needs a feature so that after I like or reply to a post I can choose not to see the 147 reposts of the exact same thing. We need a dislike button so I can do the exact same thing. 000
deadmeataru.bsky.social @deadmeataru.bsky.social · 05/04/2026So, been over a week now with ABS in effect. He hasn't umped a game I have seen so far so I have to ask, has Angel Hernandez been right even once? 010
deadmeataru.bsky.social @deadmeataru.bsky.social · 13/03/2026Think about it, "God you're annoying!" is a complement if you're an alarm clock. My Alexa is getting a swelled head. 000
deadmeataru.bsky.social @deadmeataru.bsky.social · 03/03/2026So, client has us watching Downton Abbey and it brings up a question. If you're British aristocrat how important is it to maintain your chronic constipation? 010
deadmeataru.bsky.social @deadmeataru.bsky.social · 01/03/2026I am missing out on all those school fundraisers. I do have a coworker selling girl scout cookies but no one is selling frozen pizza! And those are like the best frozen pizzas. Damn good chocolate caramel candy bars, too. 100
deadmeataru.bsky.social @deadmeataru.bsky.social · 28/02/2026So, all these nations condemning Iranian counterstrikes... Regardless how you feel about them Iran has every right to counterattack those attacking them. If there's a US military base in your country that is a legitimate military target. Be glad Iran isn't Israel or your civilians would be in play! 021
deadmeataru.bsky.social @deadmeataru.bsky.social · 28/02/2026So, can't make this stuff up. In West Allis WI there's a strip club called "Heartbreakers", across the street the "Wisconsin Spay or Neuter Clinic". The editorial comments just write themselves 000
deadmeataru.bsky.social @deadmeataru.bsky.social · 24/02/2026Idea, if we can make antibacterial soap, can we make antifungal soap? Seems most skin conditions are fungal, like athletes foot, etc. 000
deadmeataru.bsky.social @deadmeataru.bsky.social · 24/02/2026So, at work, someone playing piano and it's a very visceral reminder of how much I DETEST "the Sound of Music". Think I am going to start playing Tommy for some sanity 000
deadmeataru.bsky.social @deadmeataru.bsky.social · 22/02/2026So, who was the hick with auto tune butchering "California Dreamin'"? 000
deadmeataru.bsky.social @deadmeataru.bsky.social · 22/02/2026So, quick absolutely unscientific poll (since no polling tools here) Who is more corrupt, the IOC or FIFA? 000
deadmeataru.bsky.social @deadmeataru.bsky.social · 22/02/2026#closingceremonies if you have to explain what you are doing then you have failed to make your point. 000
deadmeataru.bsky.social @deadmeataru.bsky.social · 22/02/2026So, just got 1 of my daily "we think you would like this" notices. We need a feature, a button that replies "why the hell would you think that?" 000
deadmeataru.bsky.social @deadmeataru.bsky.social · 22/02/2026I hope the US hockey team brought their families with them because everyone of them are getting laid tonight 000
Reposted by @deadmeataru.bsky.socialdeadmeataru.bsky.social @deadmeataru.bsky.social · 20/02/2026So, WANTED: affordable, available and awesome American Brown Ale. The challenge has been issued. To set the standards, Moose Drool is not affordable, Newcastle is not available and Goose Island Hex Nut Brown is not produced. 001
deadmeataru.bsky.social @deadmeataru.bsky.social · 19/02/2026For a "free skate" there's an awful lot of mandatory elements 000
deadmeataru.bsky.social @deadmeataru.bsky.social · 17/02/2026We need skaters/coaches with better music taste. Could you imagine a short program to #EvaCassidy cover of Time After Time? Or a long program/free to #Jane'sAddiction "Three Days"? 010
deadmeataru.bsky.social @deadmeataru.bsky.social · 08/02/2026Seems so wrong that this country's 250th birthday is going to be presided over by someone so desperate to undo everything it was founded for. Except slavery and restricting voting to white male landowners, I think he supports those. 020
deadmeataru.bsky.social @deadmeataru.bsky.social · 07/02/2026#pickles so, Nathan's (Herman's?) Pickles, a. Freaking delicious for a store bought pickle, b. Don't buy unless you have a plasma cutter to open the jar! OMFG they should make cars out of the plastic in the jar neck. What are you using, kevlar? 010
deadmeataru.bsky.social @deadmeataru.bsky.social · 01/02/2026I usually use Hallmark or lifetime to treat my insomnia but I have to admit this Retirement Ready infomercial is almost as effective. 010
deadmeataru.bsky.social @deadmeataru.bsky.social · 23/01/2026So, gotta love it that Jake Tapper had to clarify that when he said "dangerous ice" he meant the kind that freezes 022
deadmeataru.bsky.social @deadmeataru.bsky.social · 20/01/2026So, the buffoon in chief is addressing the nation right now and I just realized I would actually prefer to have a cockroach stuck in my ear than listen to him. So, went outside for a cigarette, the wind chill is -17, still better 031
deadmeataru.bsky.social @deadmeataru.bsky.social · 20/01/2026So, we're worried about gambling in sports. Championship game and ESPN is displaying the line and the spread. P A T H E T I C 010
deadmeataru.bsky.social @deadmeataru.bsky.social · 17/01/2026So, idea for a product, mount outside your car for a brush/scraper so you can brush the snow off your door instead of it falling into the seat you're about to sit in when you open the door. Bonus to chip out your lock and door handle. Must work better than a ladder holder. 000
deadmeataru.bsky.social @deadmeataru.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Pork veg stew. Turns out client has no red wine or Worcestershire. Hoping 8oz of IPA gets the job done instead. 000
deadmeataru.bsky.social @deadmeataru.bsky.social · 12/01/2026So, planet fitness ad I just saw, "get a sweat in", they might want to rethink it. I am in my 50s, fat and out of shape, I frequently get a sweat in just sitting still reading a book. 010
deadmeataru.bsky.social @deadmeataru.bsky.social · 10/01/2026I don't know who's calling the CFP for ESPN but they REALLY suck. 010
deadmeataru.bsky.social @deadmeataru.bsky.social · 09/01/2026So, I have had it. #Etsy if you're ordering for a birthday or holiday order 3 months in advance. Another idea, sellers, if you don't actually have product, stop posting that you do. 000
deadmeataru.bsky.social @deadmeataru.bsky.social · 08/01/2026Ok, I can't believe I need to do this. Does anyone know how I can block any post containing Rockwell's "Freedom of Speech"? I always loved that painting and seeing it being misused this way just sickens me. 000
deadmeataru.bsky.social @deadmeataru.bsky.social · 03/01/2026I'm having lunch with my client here at the home, this pasta is about 2 minutes from being Cream of Wheat 000
deadmeataru.bsky.social @deadmeataru.bsky.social · 24/12/2025So to everyone who sees this I wish you a happy whatever you celebrate that involves kindness and generosity to others at this time of year. 010
deadmeataru.bsky.social @deadmeataru.bsky.social · 16/12/2025So, using shout and a paper towel to scrub blood stains out of my client's shirt (he scratches himself), and just had a vision of my great great grandmother's day when they had to do that with lye soap and beating the crap out of it on a rock. 030
deadmeataru.bsky.social @deadmeataru.bsky.social · 14/12/2025Happy Holidays! I give you Rudy the Brown-nosed Lawyermedia.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie is standing at a podium with his hands outstretched .ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing at a podium with his hands outstretched . 041
deadmeataru.bsky.social @deadmeataru.bsky.social · 14/12/2025@simonmajumdar.bsky.social suggestion: when you're planning your next educational trip, Scandinavia. Don't really care where, just want to see a really good ale soup. 🤤 010
deadmeataru.bsky.social @deadmeataru.bsky.social · 12/12/2025So, is it an issue that my pulse is indistinguishable from the opening of The Clash's "Janie Jones"? 010
deadmeataru.bsky.social @deadmeataru.bsky.social · 12/12/2025Not like your feed isn't filled with allot of people from the US commenting on Canadian politics either. 020
deadmeataru.bsky.social @deadmeataru.bsky.social · 11/12/2025Law we need, federal, if you sell prescription meds you must take them back for proper disposal, sharps containers you must accept for proper disposal, at no charge. I'm fine if you require a receipt. 120
