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TorpidFolivora

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TorpidFolivora @deadmanstaggering.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Lulling her into a false sense of safety, perhaps?
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TorpidFolivora @deadmanstaggering.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Yeah, but they don't want to follow me in for my poop/scroll break, so just let me poop and scroll in peace! 🙂
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TorpidFolivora @deadmanstaggering.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
LOL no offense intended - more like, *I* get it, but other people miss it. What am I missing somewhere else - stuff that's obvious to other ppl that just goes woosh for me.
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TorpidFolivora @deadmanstaggering.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Perpetually amazed at how many people fail to grasp the jokes.
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TorpidFolivora @deadmanstaggering.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Happy Birthday!
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TorpidFolivora @deadmanstaggering.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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Man Shouts Pudding!
ALT: Man Shouts Pudding!
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TorpidFolivora @deadmanstaggering.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
What do you mean, "if"?
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TorpidFolivora @deadmanstaggering.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Boy I hope it's my Eeyore tattoo.
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TorpidFolivora @deadmanstaggering.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Never seen the show, but you just sold me on it with Kristen Schaal!
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TorpidFolivora @deadmanstaggering.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
YEAH!!! Who are you to have opinions on who should run the country and how! Mindless obedience to our center-right party leaders!
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TorpidFolivora @deadmanstaggering.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
But... I'm 49. Ruh-roh.
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TorpidFolivora @deadmanstaggering.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Ah, but by knowing the meaning, you reveal that you, too, have knowledge that will send you to horny jail. Short sentence though, you're probably out on bail already.
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TorpidFolivora @deadmanstaggering.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
And after you add the eight cloves, you mind find that the ten cloves were not enough, so add 2 more to that twelve for 16. GARLIC MATH
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TorpidFolivora @deadmanstaggering.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Oh, I got a head start by speaking ill of the living. Good practice.
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TorpidFolivora @deadmanstaggering.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
What about involuntarily miserability? Cause I got THAT down pat.
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TorpidFolivora @deadmanstaggering.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
That one got me. I snorted water out of my nose. Thanks, Gail!
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TorpidFolivora @deadmanstaggering.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Any source on that? Seems quite unrealistic, and with no source, I imagine it ain't true. I mean, just on the face of it, it makes no sense.
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TorpidFolivora @deadmanstaggering.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Who cares what your avatar/name is?? The bit about not being a tool is good advice, though, which is why I won't listen to that guy, lol.
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TorpidFolivora @deadmanstaggering.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Spent the morning trying to deal with a fraudulent transaction from an app that is supposed to save you money. Mind you, neither I nor the joint account holder have had any dealings with these "Albert Genius" scammers. And boy did we get no where with them. Had to block through bank, ultimately
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TorpidFolivora @deadmanstaggering.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I mean the catholics got the guilt thing down, which even as a long ago former catholic, still gives me issues to this day.
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TorpidFolivora @deadmanstaggering.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Honestly,I do look that way from time to time.
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TorpidFolivora @deadmanstaggering.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I've found over the years that any sentence preceded by "to tell the truth" or variations usually means what's to follow is a pile of shit.
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TorpidFolivora @deadmanstaggering.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I feel like I've got enough, but it is American insurance, so they'll say no to anything.
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TorpidFolivora @deadmanstaggering.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I'm so envious! My insurance just says, 'nope' when I get referred for that.
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TorpidFolivora @deadmanstaggering.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Oh well that'll bring it up to what, 10.44?
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TorpidFolivora @deadmanstaggering.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Lol, I feel that!
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TorpidFolivora @deadmanstaggering.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
$5.22 each, if you do the math.
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TorpidFolivora @deadmanstaggering.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Well adjusted is a biiiiig ask, Gail.
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TorpidFolivora @deadmanstaggering.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
I mean, they are pretty dangerous. Ours repeatedly has bashed his head (concrete, I'm sure) into every one of us and has whipped us with his vicious tail repeatedly. Granted this is largely because the 80 pounder thinks he's still a lapdog and just wants snuggles, but still... DANGER
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