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Emily, As Per My Email @deadlydolls.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I am all of 5'1 and yet I now buy tops in the 'tall' section because it's the only way I can count on still being able to wear them without exposing my midriff after one wash. Please, for the love of large chested women with stomachs they don't want to display, MAKE LADY SHIRTS LONGER

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Emily, As Per My Email @deadlydolls.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Pennies From Heaven is an insane film and I can't stop thinking about it, trying to figure out if it's love or hate or everything outside of those boundaries

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Emily, As Per My Email @deadlydolls.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

New episode! Mike from @projectionbooth.bsky.social joins @xtinemakepeace.bsky.social and me to save the world from drug cartels and confusing land politics with a double feature of 1990's Fire Bird and 1982's MegaForce. Find The Feminine Critique wherever you find podcasts!

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Emily, As Per My Email @deadlydolls.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

I had to write a reminder to myself to order more of those parchment cheese storage bags and the reminder just said, "Cheese Bags" and I realize now that my '50s girl gang nickname would DEFINITELY be Cheese Bags

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Emily, As Per My Email @deadlydolls.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Adult thing of the day: compared the UPC on my frozen fruit bars to the recall list. In the clear. I've never been this responsible.

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Emily, As Per My Email @deadlydolls.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

just watched Forbidden Fruits and was reminded that Victoria Pedretti is a goddamn treasure who makes the most fascinating, bonkers choices of any actor working today

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Emily, As Per My Email @deadlydolls.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

New episode! It's a Very Summer Podcast as @xtinemakepeace.bsky.social and I dive into 1987's Back to the Beach and 2000's Charlie's Angels. Find The Feminine Critique wherever you surf for podcasts. SKA SKA SKA

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Emily, As Per My Email @deadlydolls.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Rebecca Hall in person at my movie theater in two weeks? REBECCA HALL IN PERSON AT MY MOVIE THEATER IN TWO WEEKS? My Monday is not at all what I thought it was going to be

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Emily, As Per My Email @deadlydolls.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Did a plucky and well-dressed slayer decapitate an evil snake deity that a bunch of old white republican politicians were regularly making human sacrifices to recently? Just wondering!

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Cultura @culturalgutter.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

The Gutter's own Carol Borden joins Mike White and @deadlydolls.bsky.social to talk about The Postman on @projectionbooth.bsky.social. Is Albert Pyun mentioned? Listen to find out! www.projectionboothpodcast.com/2026/07/epis...

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Episode 806: The Postman (1997)

Kevin Costner's epic post-apocalyptic flop The Postman delivers hope, hubris, and a three-hour runtime. Emily Intravia and Carol Borden weigh in.

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Emily, As Per My Email @deadlydolls.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

We've got a new episode! @xtinemakepeace.bsky.social and I dive into 1976's The Town That Dreaded Sundown and 1999(ish)'s Cherry Falls. Tune that trombone and find The Feminine Critique wherever you find podcasts!

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Emily, As Per My Email @deadlydolls.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

of all the theme songs to be stuck in my head, why is today's Doogie Howser MD?

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Emily, As Per My Email @deadlydolls.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

reached the point of growing my hair out where it's long enough to bundle into a bun and stick a pen in there, so expect me to constantly lean into things and wonder what that click sound is

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Emily, As Per My Email @deadlydolls.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

Throwing out a very random question: do American scientists use metric or imperial measurements?

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Emily, As Per My Email @deadlydolls.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

Women's clothing manufacturers, for the love of all things boobs, please stop making your tops shorter. Many ladies have these two large circular objects that poke forward and therefore raise the whole thing, making a shirt that's supposed to land at our waists a crop top. We deserve better.

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Emily, As Per My Email @deadlydolls.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

New episode is up! @xtinemakepeace.bsky.social and I wanted to cover some female-directed films, so somehow that landed us on Julie & Julia & Julia Ducarnou's Titane. The double future that was always destined to be. Fine The Feminine Critique wherever you find podcasts!

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Emily, As Per My Email @deadlydolls.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

I'm sure she's a lovely person, but in my dream last night, Ayo Edebiri showed up at my gym's pool with an entourage and refused to share lanes, forcing four of us regulars to circle swim. I've never woken up with a stronger hatred for a celebrity who has done me no wrong.

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Emily, As Per My Email @deadlydolls.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

NY folks! Come see an incredible variety show ABOUT DOLLS this coming Thursday! I'll be explaining my own personal trauma that made me the deadly doll I am today. IT WILL BE DIVINE! nitehawkcinema.com/prospectpark...

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Kevin Geeks Out About Dolls – Nitehawk Cinema – Prospect Park

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Emily, As Per My Email @deadlydolls.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

Important smoothie lesson: I ran out of dates so I made my last batch without them and have discovered that they're essential for lending the right amount of sweetness. I shant make such a mistake again. Just thought this was wisdom that needed to be shared

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Emily, As Per My Email @deadlydolls.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

new episode! @xtinemakepeace.bsky.social and I dove into 1985's The Bride and the classic Bride of Frankenstein. Find The Feminine Critique wherever you find podcasts!

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Emily, As Per My Email @deadlydolls.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

I mean this as an extreme compliment: the current #Jeopardy super champion is exactly who I imagine to be the biological child of Bert + Ernie. Smart and detail-oriented, but also a fairly adorable nerd in orange. I wish him the absolute best.

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Emily, As Per My Email @deadlydolls.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

I've been thinking an awful lot about Tracy Flick lately

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Emily, As Per My Email @deadlydolls.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

@xtinemakepeace.bsky.social , dude, Margaux the killer smart house movie you talked about years ago is a delight!

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Emily, As Per My Email @deadlydolls.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

every time an email gets sent with a read receipt, an angel falls from heaven and lands on a nice old lady just trying to enjoy her last few years of retirement. I hope you're happy, read receipt abusers.

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Emily, As Per My Email @deadlydolls.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

Gym swimming is awesome until the day you're told the pool's closed because of high chlorine levels and when you stupidly ask why the chlorine levels are high, you find out that duh, it's because a kid pooped in there

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Emily, As Per My Email @deadlydolls.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

One Battle After Another is 3 hours long, so it makes perfect sense that the Academy would use the same clip multiple times in one ceremony

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Emily, As Per My Email @deadlydolls.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

All we had to do is properly reward Burlesque and we wouldn't be in this, "oh my god what if a bad Diane Warren song wins" nightmare cycle we live out every year

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Emily, As Per My Email @deadlydolls.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

Sigourney's dress is glorious and feels like the evening version of Deanna Stellato-Dudek's short program costume. More combining figure skating with Oscars for this very particular demographic that is me, please

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Emily, As Per My Email @deadlydolls.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

putting the 7' tall Jacob Elordi in the front row feels very rude

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Emily, As Per My Email @deadlydolls.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

Ranked ballot! Mine would be: 1. Sinners 2. Hamnet 3. The Secret Agent 4. Sentimental Value 5. Train Dreams 6. Bugonia 7. One Battle After Another 8. Marty Supreme 9. Frankenstein 10. F1: The Movie Yours?

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Emily, As Per My Email @deadlydolls.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

Have we, as a society, complained loudly enough about how shifting Top Chef's air date from a Thursday to a MONDAY is a felony?

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Emily, As Per My Email @deadlydolls.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

New episode! @xtinemakepeace.bsky.social & I give into our inner dancing queen supermodels with a double feature of The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert & To Wong Foo, Thanks For Everything! Julie Newmar. We used up all the characters on those titles. The Feminine Critique Pod!

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Emily, As Per My Email @deadlydolls.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

would have been a banger move for Guinard & Fabri to bring out those robots one last time #FigureSkating

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Emily, As Per My Email @deadlydolls.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

I've done my duty as a #FigureSkating fan by warning the non-figure skating normies in my life about just how many times they're going to hear the music to Ghost: The Musical, and by warning the non-musical theater nerds in my life that Ghost: The Musical is a thing that exists

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Emily, As Per My Email @deadlydolls.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

THE UGLY STEPSISTER JUST GOT AN OSCAR NOMINATION SO SUDDENLY THE WORLD IS OKAY

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

i hope all the people resisting ICE on the ground know how fucking inspiring they are. minneapolis right now, and chicago and LA and charlotte and DC and portland before them, you’re setting the blueprint for the future battles sure to come. thank you.

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Emily, As Per My Email @deadlydolls.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

2025 was...a year. But we liked SOME stuff in it. @xtinemakepeace.bsky.social and I talk about it on the latest episode of The Feminine Critique, available wherever you listen to podcasts

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Emily, As Per My Email @deadlydolls.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

Oil changes are more fun when you pretend you’re playing vehicular Atari Pitfall

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Emily, As Per My Email @deadlydolls.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

Yesterday I hurt myself by talking with my hands. Like, I was doing what I do every day and talking and somehow smacked my chin with my fairly short fingernail when expressing something and it bled for an hour because I'm 43 years old and still figuring it all out

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Emily, As Per My Email @deadlydolls.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

My company gave out vests and I laughed, and then it got cold and I put one on, and now every time I don't wear one my clavicle gets cold and this feels like the beginning of the end that I caused?

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Emily, As Per My Email @deadlydolls.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

Things are awful in this country but here's a nice beacon of sparkle and power

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Emily, As Per My Email @deadlydolls.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

Excuse me, but I went to my gym at 5:30AM today. The fact that the pool is apparently still closed due to regulations and I hadn't packed a sports bra and therefore couldn't actually work out is beside the point.

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Emily, As Per My Email @deadlydolls.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

Any complete under the radar evil children or doll movies I may have missed in my 16+ year as a blogger who spends most of her energy on evil children and dolls? Are any of these MEG3AN ripoffs on Tubi worth a watch?

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Emily, As Per My Email @deadlydolls.bsky.social · 24/12/2025

New episode with @culturalgutter.bsky.social! We tackle 2004's The Twelve Days of Christmas Eve starring Steven Weber, Molly Shannon, and aughts racism. Have a listen to The Feminine Critique wherever you do such podcasty things!

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Emily, As Per My Email @deadlydolls.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

Last Stocking Stuffer of the year is going to be #APickleballChristmas and my mind is blown because our leads hook up at the 45 minute mark. I was expecting uproar on the Cozy Cardigan Christmas message boards but apparently people are just mad that it's a poor depiction of pickleball

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Emily, As Per My Email @deadlydolls.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

I’m sitting in a cheese shop and there is a fit, attractive man with good skin a table away just gnawing down on a gigantic block of Comte and I’m wondering if this is the actual secret to eternal youth because he is my new religion

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Emily, As Per My Email @deadlydolls.bsky.social · 10/12/2025

being an adult woman means you finally understand that waiting on hold with muzak for 10 minutes just to schedule a mammogram is actually worse than two plates of glass actually squishing your breast until it nearly pops

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Emily, As Per My Email @deadlydolls.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

It's rare that I do anything onstage, but you have three weeks left to see it from the comfort of your own home! Our live production of The Lost Hallmark Christmas Movie is available on demand til December 26th. CHECK IT OUT! caveat.stellartickets.com/events/the-l...

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