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Hermit Trashmegistus

@deadhermit.bsky.social
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Spider friend and slow-moving retro aficionado. Everything I say is important and completely true. Creature beneath gender but they/them will suffice

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Hermit Trashmegistus @deadhermit.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
if you see this, we IMPLODE you to post a pic from whatever device you are using, without explanation
A man and woman are sitting together at a table in a club. The man, clearly drunk, declares poetically, "emergencies are called emergencies because they emerge with urgency!" to an unseen party. The woman is visibly concerned for his dumb soused ass
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Hermit Trashmegistus @deadhermit.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
an image of a spider crab shooting lasers from its eyes and just blasting the shit out of another, smaller crab, accompanied by the text "silence, brand"
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Hermit Trashmegistus @deadhermit.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Every May 9th will be celebrated as Piccolo Day.

There aren't really a lot of holidays in America, given that we're insane workaholics who allow our own leisure time to be mercilessly taxed, partitioned, and encroached upon by our jobs, for a number of reasons beyond most of our control. Moreover, there are especially few holidays to be found in the long calendar stretch between Easter and the 4th of July. Sometimes, all we can do is claim our own holidays, even something silly like this, to light up a little joy in our own lives in spite of society's insatiable demands for our labor and attention. Therefore, celebrate every May 9th as Piccolo Day.
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Hermit Trashmegistus @deadhermit.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
everyone's already jumping to the obvious riff so here's the second one I readily associate with him
Pat Reynolds, a cat and joyless grouse from the 2000s-era comic Achewood, imagines himself in a pleasant conversation with performing artist Moby: "It's Moby! And he wants to share his package of wasabi peas with me! Yes, Moby, I would like to hear about a car that runs on free Tomatohol. The science is ahead of the funding? Well, isn't that always the way."
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Hermit Trashmegistus @deadhermit.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
tired: shortstack inspired:
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Hermit Trashmegistus @deadhermit.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
man looks like Tweety Bird jacked up on the monster potion
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Hermit Trashmegistus @deadhermit.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
tenkaichi budokai announcer dude's been hard up for work since DBZ ended
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Hermit Trashmegistus @deadhermit.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
prompted myself to ask, "huh, I wonder what's become of that Ghastly person and/or comic these days" and y'know what I really hope they're doing well
Creator Breakdown: The author's divorce, spending time in a mental hospital, and questioning his sexual identity played some factors in the end of the strip
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Hermit Trashmegistus @deadhermit.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
I still see and hear refs to Aliens and both Terminator movies to this day but I see nothing of Avatar besides occasional riffs like this
a still image from an Avatar movie depicting a na'vi in camouflage fatigues and tactical gear, pictured within a Twitter thread of people dunking on the image by asking "where was he january 6th"
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Hermit Trashmegistus @deadhermit.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
it also eats at him spiritually, knowing that his devotion to his lord is being bent toward slaughter of innocents. even the people of his hometown fear him more than admire him. He's such a menacing figure that you don't even see his face in the camp screen
an in-game portrait of Cecil the Dark Knight, killer of innocents and hero of our story
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Hermit Trashmegistus @deadhermit.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
in that case have my thoughts on the new Tron Movie before I forget them, insofar as it's a thing worth thinking about
a screen capture of text that reads "anyway. Jared Leto looks like he tries to pick up women in hospital parking lots and I truly hope he never changes that because it's such helpful visual language to see a man build his entire look around ratchet dracula"
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Hermit Trashmegistus @deadhermit.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
why tf is district 36 doing the Sonic pose
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Hermit Trashmegistus @deadhermit.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
a 2nd outfit's usually the "casual" option which if you wanna stick the turtle motif, may I humbly suggest
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Hermit Trashmegistus @deadhermit.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
my serendipitous TL today
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