Come for the conspiracy, stay for the carnivorous sprawl of Los Angeles.

Forget what you think you know about love.

A nasty release for the morally wounded.

If everyone’s talking, no one is getting heard.

A movie about adult problems.

Everyone wanted Laura Palmer. Nobody could save her.

You might’ve never thought about it, but I’m sure you felt it too.

A swashbuckling adventure for people who went to therapy.

Sound will survive us.

Come for Charli XCX, but don’t stay.

Almost 50 years ago, David Lynch had already understood that normal life is surreal.

Not heavier. Stranger.

Good taste lies. Pleasure rarely does.

The real American dream is discovering evil next door and still getting to sleep in your own bed.

Not perfect, but crass and exciting.

You’re welcome. Again.

The sixties are dead in Vineland, but like every bad parent, they keep showing up uninvited.

Poison the Well are back and they still know where it hurts.

This is not a good movie, exactly. It is a classified document from the last year cocaine was allowed to make creative decisions.

The scariest thing about Vivarium is that it ends. The life it's describing doesn't.

The past has become the present.

Hokum is too crowded to become a nightmare, but weird enough to make you suspicious of continental breakfast.

Some monsters should stay dead, especially when resurrection only proves they were scarier before they had mythology.

Hum of Hurt is not Converge at their most essential, but it is Converge at their most honest: still bleeding, just with better acoustics.

The most terrifying prisons are not the ones no one escapes from, but the ones no one remembers to look for.

Tom Cruise, Tony Scott and Jerry Bruckheimer are not subtle men, but they can make you feel stuff.

For one summer, Lloyd Dobler was enough. The rest is unclear.

How Can a God-Tiered Show Turn Into Such Dogshit?

Sometimes it’s not about healing, it’s about grieving together.

Love without choice is not love. It’s ownership.

Valley Girl is a great teen movie because it knows teenagers are stupid, but never makes the mistake of thinking their feelings are.

Some movies stare into the abyss. This one asks what happens when the abyss needs to be kept alive at all costs.

Powerviolence is not for everybody. Some concert rooms are meant to stay small.

Where Ralph Fiennes cures the male loneliness epidemic

Only Darkthrone can collapse the past and the present into something new, haunted and vaguely undead like this.

Why you can't fall in love with the meaning of art that doesn't exist.

For all its swagger, Marty Supreme is still a familiar panic attack in better clothes.

It could've been a Wave Dakeland novel and you wouldn’t have noticed.

A very online discussion with a creature from the internet.

If you can't name it but instantly understand what it is, chances are you're listening to avant-garde metal.

This is quite easy to love.

Don't worry if you lose the plot, it means you're doing it right.

People remember the Mile End years either too fondly or like it was the worst thing in the world, but Mile End Kicks remembers it for what it is.

This is as slow and depressing as it looks and totally worth watching.