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J. MF Grant

@deadcoil.bsky.social
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Cartoonist. Author. Survivalist. Gun nut. Religion geek. Hardline Atheist. Bug nerd. Leftist. Doomer Elder. If you're MAGA, please get fucked to death. www.youtube.com/@urbansurvival2024 www.youtube.com/@new_elysium_homest…

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J. MF Grant @deadcoil.bsky.social · 19h
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J. MF Grant @deadcoil.bsky.social · 19h
In all my decades on this earth, I've never seen Libertarians accomplish a god damned productive thing of note.
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J. MF Grant @deadcoil.bsky.social · 19h
What is a movie that came out before you were born that you've watched the most times?
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Casablanca Toast: Here's Looking At You, Kid
ALT: Casablanca Toast: Here's Looking At You, Kid
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J. MF Grant @deadcoil.bsky.social · 19h
Wait, did I miss the huge Truckers Strike?
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J. MF Grant @deadcoil.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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J. MF Grant @deadcoil.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
In town
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J. MF Grant @deadcoil.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The Shining, Kubrick edition. I watched it at a friend's house when I was 8. Scared the absolute crap out of me and was probably a formative influence in my later career writing horror fiction.
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J. MF Grant @deadcoil.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Bring back up to 450 two more times, flipping between, and check to make sure they're at least at 175F. Remove and let rest for 20-30 minutes. I also have a recipe for stove top deep frying them.
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J. MF Grant @deadcoil.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Bring charcoal or gas grill up to 400 - scrub it. Lay them skin side up, spray with garlic oil, then wait for the closed grill to hit 450 again. Flip. Oil the meat side. Rinse, repeat 3 times. Glaze with BBQ sauce.
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J. MF Grant @deadcoil.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This one: No marination needed, they're dark meat with a ton of fat that melts into the meat when grilled. Lay out the quarters on a baking sheet and spice the shit out of the skin side, not the underside. Let come to almost room temp as the spices soak in.
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J. MF Grant @deadcoil.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
YEAH NO SHIT
techcrunch.com
Federal judge calls Flock ‘indiscriminate mass surveillance’ | TechCrunch
A federal judge ruled that a sheriff’s deputy violated a woman’s Fourth Amendment rights when using Flock to search for her license plate without a warrant.
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J. MF Grant @deadcoil.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Nobody knows how to cook chicken quarters like those of us who grew up in poverty. I babysat these mofos for an hour and a half. They came out EXQUISITE.
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J. MF Grant @deadcoil.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I mean, the Sunspot Observatory drama ALONE feels like a fucking Night Vale episode.
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J. MF Grant @deadcoil.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
And I fucking love it here. It's an enchanting level of weird.
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J. MF Grant @deadcoil.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Realizing due to a comment by @lisamantchev.bsky.social that... um. Yeah. Living here is, at times, a lot like living in Night Vale. Strange secret government vehicles. Odd unexplained lights in the sky. Bizarre creatures. Occasional explosions. Cryptid sightings and other unexplained phenomena.
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J. MF Grant @deadcoil.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
We've seen this movie.
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Mystery in Siberia: anti-plague lab worker dies after test tube breaks, nearly 200 isolated
Officials have not confirmed plague as the cause of Daria Shipilova’s death; she developed severe pneumonia days after the alleged exposure, while Russia’s health chief flew in and authorities opened ...
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J. MF Grant @deadcoil.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The Tularosa Basin isn't exactly like that, but it rhymes.
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J. MF Grant @deadcoil.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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J. MF Grant @deadcoil.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
First BIG Gete Okosomin squash on this property, and I have about 8 more still on the vine.
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J. MF Grant @deadcoil.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I was paranoidly skulking around my property at night like a goblin, carrying a firearm and listening to the far off sounds of Desert Meth Heads. And looking at the stars.
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J. MF Grant @deadcoil.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Gurl, same.
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J. MF Grant @deadcoil.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Because I live in the desert. (Also, properly tended, the soil here is super nutrient dense.)
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J. MF Grant @deadcoil.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What the fuck is he even babbling about?
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J. MF Grant @deadcoil.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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J. MF Grant @deadcoil.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Big Bear is not a "seething" anything. It's... Big Bear is it's own level of small town gothic shit. I honestly suspected that the series Twin Peaks was inspired by Big Bear. Cuz that's what living there is like.
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J. MF Grant @deadcoil.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is because Big Bear has a long and deep history of small town gothic shit. Starting with the colonization, the fur farms, the gold rush, then the ski industry and proximity to Hollywood when it was run by organized crime.
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J. MF Grant @deadcoil.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
ISTG my hometown is NEVER in the news for good reasons. It's always "a bald eagle died" or "remains of two missing hikers found" or "Christopher Dorner wages one man war against the cops."
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J. MF Grant @deadcoil.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
So say we all.
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J. MF Grant @deadcoil.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yeah. I'm anti-death penalty. But watching a bunch of boo-hoo crunchy hippies on here lament about how she's been "mistreated"... I haven't a tenth of an ounce of sympathy for her. Fuck her, I hope she suffers.
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J. MF Grant @deadcoil.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Wow, Trump sides with the rapists? What? Why would he ever do that? I must clutch my pearls.
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J. MF Grant @deadcoil.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Huh. I think I heard of him. Something about hanging out on top of a hill with a couple bros.
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J. MF Grant @deadcoil.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
youtube.com/shorts/9TUAm...
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Thumb Kerry King
YouTube video by glendaman 99
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J. MF Grant @deadcoil.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I mean, Kerry could probably jump in the ring as The Human Thumb. (I'm in camp King, for the record.)
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J. MF Grant @deadcoil.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
There seems to be confusion among the youths today. Let me clear this up simply. If it's got a half-time speed metal feel with a wild guitar solo, it's Hanneman. If it's got a stompy, chuggy feel with far more simple guitar lead, it's Kerry King. I hope this helps.
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J. MF Grant @deadcoil.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That's cool. I'll do it for you. No worries.
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J. MF Grant @deadcoil.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Thank you, but I don't need God. I got my own stuff.
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J. MF Grant @deadcoil.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Good. Fuck her. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christa...
en.wikipedia.org
Christa Pike - Wikipedia
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J. MF Grant @deadcoil.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Good. Fuck her. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christa...
en.wikipedia.org
Christa Pike - Wikipedia
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J. MF Grant @deadcoil.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
HTML5
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J. MF Grant @deadcoil.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I don't think they'll wait until Nov 3rd. If you can vote early, please do so. I have a terrible suspicion that Election Day is gonna pop off hard in a lot of places.
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J. MF Grant @deadcoil.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Who?
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J. MF Grant @deadcoil.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
WE PAID FOR IT.
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J. MF Grant @deadcoil.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I can say it just fine. I live rural, outside of city limits, on a fairly hardened survivalist homestead. They can come at me. It won't go like they think it will.
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Syl peeps, not feeling well today. Much love, respect & keep the peace ✌🏼💙
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J. MF Grant @deadcoil.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Why wait?
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J. MF Grant @deadcoil.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sadly, this is gatekeeping democracy. As much as I wish it would work in a fair manner... who do you think would be in charge of making sure that Political Applicants are "qualified?"
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Robbin Wood @1-lipsticktribade.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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J. MF Grant @deadcoil.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
To this day, I don't get how so many Christian Conservative Texans can vote for Abbott, when it's obvious that even God hates him.
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J. MF Grant @deadcoil.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I mean, in the last 10 years, TX has done everything they can to use The Handmaid's Tale as a guide. I protested. I was even in a couple riots. In the end, fuck that state. I bailed and regret nothing.
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J. MF Grant @deadcoil.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hey, y'all are allowed to have... [checks] ...um. Slingshots? Maybe?
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