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Olivia

@deadcanons.bsky.social
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Professional Writer, DM, mostly stable entity from just beyond this dimension's ken | they/them | Icon by @anadvora.bsky.social | Linktree: linktr.ee/deadcanons

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Olivia @deadcanons.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Taryn Atma, my necromancer ❤️ and her awoken horse Daimyo
A necromancer with white hair and red eyes. Her armor is shaped like a ribcage and lined with multiple skulls. She is grinning and a line of blood is running off her face. A skeletal horse with glowing red eyes and a glowing red chest cavity. Most of his body is obscured with dark barding. HeroForge design of the necromancer. A red crystal floats in the air next to her.
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Olivia @deadcanons.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Scarlett has upped the ante since the last time I was here
The women's bathroom sign. Scarlett has written her name on it, and decorated the figures with hair and additional details on the dress.
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Olivia @deadcanons.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
This is amazing. I love it here.
A parody LLM text box titled "your ai slop bores me". The request is "Draw a small cat with wisdom in her eyes." The "AI" (a real human) responds with a stick figure cat with hypnotic purple eyes.
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Olivia @deadcanons.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Scarlett, friend, you are all over this bathroom. What is it about?
Star-shaped graffiti of the name "Scarlett."The name "Scarlett", written twice.Scratched-out graffiti that reads "iH POP iH my namis scarlett"Graffiti of the name "Scarlett", with other, illegible graffiti underneath it.
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Olivia @deadcanons.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Some reactions to #TomsCrossing so far (I'm on page 300) @markzdanielewski.bsky.social
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Olivia @deadcanons.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
If you see this, we IMPLORE YOU to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
An image of pipes in a warehouse. One pipe is glowing the color of hot magma. An arrow pointing to it is labeled: "suboptimal".
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Olivia @deadcanons.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
My 9000 contest entry, The Shapeshifter, has received its final designation as SCP-9023. I'm very proud of this work. It's easily one of the best, and certainly the most important, article I have ever written for the site. It's a story about asking for help. Please enjoy. ⬇️🔗
A picture of an unsealed jar with Egyptian iconography. It and the table around it are covered in sand and dirt. The interior of the jar is filled with a luminescent green substance. A rubber-gloved hand holds the jar steady, while the researcher's other hand shines a penlight on the green substance.
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Olivia @deadcanons.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Uhhhhhh yeah listen to this
A screenshot of the album cover for Wallsocket by underscores. The cover features a blurry picture of a billboard shaped like a steel horseshoe.
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Olivia @deadcanons.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Truly this is *THE* Hiruko track youtu.be/LcPUCH6poso?...
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Olivia @deadcanons.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
As far as I'm concerned this is already one of the most iconic moments in the history of video games
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Olivia @deadcanons.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
What can I say, Todd. You've done it again.
A picture of The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion Remastered on the PS5. The game has crashed.
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Olivia @deadcanons.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Made a new SCP scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-7544
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Olivia @deadcanons.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Oh, hey, almost forgot to post my new SCP! scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-7516 It's about horse massage. No, really.
A screenshot of text, which reads as follows: 

[Rsr. Muthuswamy stops, now at Subject’s other flank, and looks into the camera.]

RSR. MUTHUSWAMY: Everything I’m about to do is about preserving normalcy.

[Rsr. Muthuswamy leans forward and begins massaging Subject’s neck with both hands.]
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Olivia @deadcanons.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Not my home but I know my way around
A picture of the world map of RuneScape.
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Olivia @deadcanons.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Hmmm...
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Olivia @deadcanons.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Thanks for checking out my thread! One of my goals this year was to listen to a lot of music, and I'd daresay I succeeded. Long live music, may music live forever!
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Olivia @deadcanons.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Fish in a Birdcage - Mentors (12/20/24) No joke, I waited specifically for this album to come out before making this thread. If that's not a vote of confidence, I don't know what is. Fish in a Birdcage's songs are called Rules, and this album is Rule #35 - #46. (We got Rule 34 as a single. 😉)
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Olivia @deadcanons.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Tyler, the Creator - CHROMAKOPIA (11/28/24) This is a strong contender for album of the year. Tyler, the Creator goes to intimate and personal places in this album, without compromising his signature sound and style. It is expansive and yet singular, universal and yet private.
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Olivia @deadcanons.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Kendrick Lamar - GNX (11/22/24) I debated including this one, because I don't listen to a lot of @kendricklamar.bsky.social. But I *do* listen to a lot of rap, and this right here is a GREAT album of rap music. I guess I need to listen to more Kendrick Lamar, huh?
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Olivia @deadcanons.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Imogen Heap - What Have You Done To Me? (11/1/24) This isn't an album, but as any Imogen Heap fan knows, a single might as well be an album for how big of a deal it always is. This one is no exception. I do not exaggerate when I say: Imogen Heap is the cutting edge of music.
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Olivia @deadcanons.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Nick Lutsko - Haunted (10/25/24) Look, I won't lie - I'm a poser, and I haven't actually listened to this album yet. But, c'mon, it's @nicklutsko.bsky.social. What am I gonna do, not include him? Look, you guys listen to it first, that way you get bragging rights.
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Olivia @deadcanons.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Sammy Rae & The Friends - Something for Everybody (9/20/24) Another new artist for me, and another great introduction. Sammy Rae and co. take you out for a nice night on the town. They buy you dinner. They hold the door open. They even introduce you to Cool Doug! The title delivers.
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Olivia @deadcanons.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
AWOLNATION - The Phantom Five (8/30/24) This album was released with the news that it may be AWOLNATION's last. Fittingly, it is an homage to the band's every era, echoing elements from all their albums. Well, what can I say? I'm certainly going to miss screaming my head off at their concerts.
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Olivia @deadcanons.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard - Flight b741 (8/9/24) Every six months or so, these guys get together and put every genre they can think of into a blender to see what comes out. This time it's folk + rock + some surprises, and as always, it is a delight.
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Olivia @deadcanons.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Glass Animals - I Love You So F***ing Much (7/19/24) A turn from their usual trippiness, this album is a little more strict in its alt rock and strongly evokes bands like Tame Impala. I didn't know Glass Animals could make this kind of sound, and I LOVE it.
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Olivia @deadcanons.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Childish Gambino - Bando Stone and the New World (7/29/24) Hey, didn't he tell us he was done with the label a while back? Well, I'm not complaining! I swear @donaldglover.bsky.social just gets better and better. There is no upper limit.
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Olivia @deadcanons.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Child 306 - AISLING GREEN KISSED THE FAIRY QUEEN (6/29/24) I was recently made aware of the great work of the enigmatic anadvora (this is ALSO Spider-Man's fault, long story) and this little story-EP is just delightful. If you like Ghost Quartet, you'll LOVE this.
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Olivia @deadcanons.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Joywave - Permanent Pleasure (5/17/24) In recent years, Joywave's sound has gotten icier and more self-aware. This album feels like the marriage between the new and the old: insane, joyous beats, but language loaded with heavy undertones. It's *delicious.*
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Olivia @deadcanons.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
WILLOW - empathogen (5/3/24) I'm a born-again WILLOW fan (it's Spider-Man's fault, long story) and this album was my first new release since getting into her music. It made me cry, it made me laugh, it made me smile... It has it all! Including a Deluxe Edition!
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Olivia @deadcanons.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
St. Vincent - All Born Screaming (4/26/24) BABY WE ARE SO BACK. "All Born Screaming" is evocative of St. Vincent's older work, while at the same time being its own whole thing. Later in the year, she released it again in Spanish!
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Olivia @deadcanons.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Castle Rat - Into the Realm (4/12/24) I just learned of Castle Rat this year, and she's quickly becoming a new favorite. This album is a great introduction to her moody, heavy, industrial rock. She's on Instagram if you want more!
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Olivia @deadcanons.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Beyoncé - COWBOY CARTER (3/29/24) I'll be so for real with you: I'd never listened to a Beyoncé album before. It is no exaggeration to say that this single work instantly turned me into a lifelong fan. It has such a surprising, intimate conversation with its listener.
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Olivia @deadcanons.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Elbow - AUDIO VERTIGO (3/22/24) Every Elbow album is like a big piece of candy, but I was especially excited for this one, and boy did it deliver. "Alternative rock" continues to be the "it" genre, in which anything can happen. "Her to the Earth" is a big favorite.
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Olivia @deadcanons.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
San Fermin - Arms (2/16/24) Against all human odds, San Fermin keeps finding ways to get sadder. "Arms" is structurally simpler than some of their past albums, but the depth in the lyrics never goes away. Maybe listen to this one alone, while hugging a box of tissues.
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Olivia @deadcanons.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Goji - Year of the Dragon (2/10/24) Ambiance might be a strange place to start, but it's no joke that this @mumble.bsky.social album opened the year for me. I've used it to sleep, to relax, to write, to think... It's lovely. Not the only album the label dropped this year, either!
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Olivia @deadcanons.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Hate this limbo I'm stuck in between Twitter and here 😞
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Olivia @deadcanons.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Today is my birthday, but more importantly, today is the birthday of two excellent albums of exceptional, timeless music: Shakira's "Laundry Service," and Aesop Rock's "Spirit World Field Guide." If you'd like to pour one out for me, find some time to listen to one of these today.
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Olivia @deadcanons.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
Currently in Ohio.
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Olivia @deadcanons.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
Now all that's left to do is, finally, what the Princess wants. Now our belief in her can be something other than a chain. And that's the end of the game! Just kidding. No it isn't. Happy Halloween. Go play Slay the Princess. store.steampowered.com/app/1989270/...
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Olivia @deadcanons.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
Now that we have admitted the truth, the illusion of false belief is shattered. It is time to go. So great is the shackle we have broken that even the Narrator is in support of our cause. This is worth the cost of his world. There is no such thing as "happily ever after."
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Olivia @deadcanons.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
...The torture goes on for some time. Finally, there is only one torch left. And maybe we remember the one detail in all of this that actually matters: what does *the Princess* want? We are given the chance to ask her again. And this time... she has an answer.
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Olivia @deadcanons.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
The Narrator also realizes how serious this is. This is no longer about Slaying the Princess; the Smitten has changed the fundamental nature of reality. He's created a "happily ever after" that we can never leave. There is nothing "happy" about an ending that won't end.
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Olivia @deadcanons.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
(This reveal is actually foreshadowed to a categorically insane degree. Replaying this route is like getting slapped around by Black Tabby.)
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Olivia @deadcanons.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
In so doing, his beliefs became reality. The prison became a castle. The Princess became a doting wife that hangs on the Smitten's every word. The stairs go up instead of down. What he fails to realize is that the Princess is still a prisoner. She is HIS prisoner now.
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Olivia @deadcanons.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
The Paranoid is right. It DOES all make sense now. The Smitten believed the Princess was perfect for us, but belief can't change the fact that she doesn't want to stay. So the Smitten tore himself out of our chest to speak to the Princess directly.
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Olivia @deadcanons.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
Then she does something strange. She turns and starts speaking over her shoulder. In fact, she's been doing this regularly since we sat down at the table. The Paranoid realizes: she is talking to the shadow. And the shadow is none other than the Smitten.
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Olivia @deadcanons.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
Even the Narrator is uncomfortable with how events have turned. He, too, tries to focus on the bright side, bargaining with memory. Eventually, the Princess does the unthinkable: she admits that something is wrong. Instantly, a torch on the wall goes out.
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Olivia @deadcanons.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
The food is good, but it doesn't fill us. We keep eating. The food gets worse. It still doesn't fill us. ...This is a long, agonizing sequence. Both ourself and the Princess are obviously in pain, but we both keep trying to salvage the situation regardless.
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Olivia @deadcanons.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
The Princess sits at the end of a long table, a strange-looking shadow cast off the back of her chair. We start eating dinner. She still only wants to make us happy, to the exclusion of all else. Everything's changed, and yet it's still just the same as last time.
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Olivia @deadcanons.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
Instead of a basement... we find a staircase, up. The Narrator is thrown off. After all, we are supposed to *believe* that this is a prison. The Paranoid points out how the Princess keeps changing... and the Narrator clearly doesn't want us to talk about that.
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