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Skyler Hawthorne

@dead10ck.dev
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Father, software engineer. Enthusiastic about open source, Linux, and keyboards. Matrix: @dead10ck:dead10ck.dev

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Skyler Hawthorne @dead10ck.dev · 11/06/2026
Well, that's not a third nipple.
A still image of Ross Geller in the TV sitcom Friends lying on a doctor's table on his stomach, propped up on his elbows, looking grumpy, as a room full of doctors fill the scene behind him, looking at and discussing an abnormality on the skin of his back side.
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Skyler Hawthorne @dead10ck.dev · 24/06/2025
Just put together my new Corne 4.1. Decided to give the KAT profile a try, and of course, Cannon Keys has a cat-themed set with pastel colors. So I printed a case to match it. #MechanicalsKeyboard #MechKB
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Skyler Hawthorne @dead10ck.dev · 23/03/2025
I hope you enjoyed the couple of hours that that lasted
A screenshot of @barackobama.bsky.social 's Bluesky profile showing 89.2k followers
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Skyler Hawthorne @dead10ck.dev · 05/01/2025
@jay.bsky.team any thoughts on Aaron Goldman's (self proclaimed architect of ATProto) story about being fired because of asking for parental leave?
Why I am not at Bluesky PBLLC.
Short version: I was fired by "Jay" Graber.
When my son was coming due, I asked to get parental leave. I also missed dwebcamp as it was at the same time as my sun was due. This set a precedent that I would put things like the birth of my first child over work. So, a week before the due date I was fired, Jay expressed regret that I was losing my health insurance immediately as I was about to have a child but that Bluesky was about to hire an additional employee and doing so would make them eligible for a number of California laws about parental leave. They had to fire me before the employee count hit 5 or it would be illegal for them to do so in response to my having a child. The concern was that with such a tiny workforce it was too hard to have a key engineer and protocol designer out on leave and then working around care for a newborn after that. 
At the same time there were some technical disagreements and changes to the objectives. When I came on Twitter was planning to adopt the protocol and that meant designing integration with the existing twitter “take out my data” feature. I had extensive experience with the Twitter microservice architecture from my time on the Twitter security team. When Elon bought twitter and limited API access it was clear that there was no path to Twitter soon to be X ever working with Bluesky or AtProto in any way. So, my
The second technical change was that I was pushing for a three app initial launch of AtProto. The first was the Bluesky social network, the second was a calendar events app where the event creator put the events into a AtProto collection, and the third was a Dropbox-like file backup and sync app. Each app would force the protocol to remain somewhat generic. A repo checked out by an anonymous user would get only the public collections and a checkout by an authenticated author of the repo would also get the personal collections e.g. the file sync app. When Twitter exploded then Bluesky wanted to turn hard from a distributed publishing protocol to a single focus on the social network and becoming a competitor to Twitter faster than Twitter could be destroyed by Elon. Protocol work was suddenly much less important than traditional Application development.They needed to build a Twitter clone immediately and could get back to the mission statement later once they had users. Jay kept telling us we are not building a Distributed database, we are making a social networking app. I kept telling her we are making a Distributed database and that “at://DID/APP/collection/path/to/object.ext” was a competitor to domain names, git, and the filesystem.It was my opinion then as now that repositories that have URLs and are cryptographically authenticated so they can be mirrored without loss of authenticity is a bigger deal than a single social app. To me Authenticated-data Transfer PRTOocol(AtProto) was an important new kind of URL. She of course wanted to focus on bsky.app that either the app got good fast and captured the Twitter exodus or the PBLLC dies and there would be no funds to develop AtProto at all. We needed to be making money or no protocol would matter.
So I was fired, spent a few months off taking care of my newborn and then got a new job at a company that did see its mission as building a distributed database.
In the meantime, Jay hired more engineers that were focused on the social app and told the California unemployment office that I was fired for not posting to the company slack channels to the required degree. In the end I don’t recommend to any american losing your health insurance 2 hours after your child is born. While I am annoyed by Jay’s timing I still hope that AtProto has success. It is still nice to know that a protocol based on my PhD work is in use and still hope it have a future far greater then just bsky.app
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Skyler Hawthorne @dead10ck.dev · 28/12/2024
I am constantly insulted on this platform
A French bulldog making a funny face
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Skyler Hawthorne @dead10ck.dev · 09/11/2024
A picture of a stick figure thinking in cycles about "rearchitecting this project", unable to sleep
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Skyler Hawthorne @dead10ck.dev · 07/11/2024
Only, after 24 hours, suddenly everyone who has seen it suddenly loses their shit, starts bleeding out of their eyes, screaming non-stop, and violently attacking anyone near them that has not turned. Given what has just happened to America, I can't help but see the parallel.
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Skyler Hawthorne @dead10ck.dev · 31/05/2024
I think 34 is my new favorite number.
The Sesame Street Count presenting the number 3The Sesame Street Count presenting the number 4
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Skyler Hawthorne @dead10ck.dev · 28/05/2024
How does one attain this level of "can't even"?
A French bulldog laying on the floor with its hind paws inside the rim of its bed, resting its head between its front paws and looking into the camera with a very tired look on its face
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Skyler Hawthorne @dead10ck.dev · 16/03/2024
First post from my own self hosted PDS. @atproto.com you folks freaking did it! You made a decentralized social network that's actually economically practical for people to self host, and can follow them wherever they move. You folks should be enormously proud of yourselves! #pds #selfhosted
Willy Wonka saying "you did it!"
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Skyler Hawthorne @dead10ck.dev · 11/12/2023
Absolutely incredible. Head of Autopilot at Tesla "said he did not know what the term 'Operational Design Domain' means. 'I've heard those words before, but I do not recall much more than that,' he said." If this doesn't exemplify incompetence, I don't know what does.
After the 2019 Key Largo crash, Angulo filed a lawsuit arguing that Tesla’s marketing creates a false sense of complacency for drivers, setting the stage for the crash that killed his girlfriend. The suit also accuses Tesla of negligence, including for the ability to activate the feature outside of its so-called “Operational Design Domain,” which is an industry term for the specific locations and sets of circumstances for which Autopilot is designed. It is one of about 10 such cases expected to go to trial over the next year.In a sworn deposition last year first detailed by Reuters and obtained by The Post, Tesla’s head of Autopilot, Ashok Elluswamy, said he was unaware of any document describing limitations on where and under what conditions the feature could operate. He said he was aware of some activation conditions for Autopilot, including the presence of lane lines, and that it is safe for “anyone who is using the system appropriately.”
But he said he did not know what the term “Operational Design Domain” means. “I’ve heard those words before, but I do not recall much more than that,” he said.
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Skyler Hawthorne @dead10ck.dev · 22/11/2023
Meme of a newborn baby bringing its hand to its chin, but the baby's face is overlaid with Musk's
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Skyler Hawthorne @dead10ck.dev · 21/11/2023
Little did I know shaving my cats would mean my Frenchie gets extra snacks for days.
A French bulldog standing up on its hind legs with a large clump of orange cat fur sticking out of its mouth
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Skyler Hawthorne @dead10ck.dev · 19/10/2023
Actual conversation I just had with my 5 year old: "Does sink and wrinkle rhyme?" "No, those words don't end the same" "What's it called when words start the same?" "Um I'm not sure. I think alliteration?" "No dad, alliteration is when the letter starts the same, like 'lilly lion likes lunch'"
A fat man with his mouth agape, raising his sunglasses onto his forehead
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Skyler Hawthorne @dead10ck.dev · 13/10/2023
Excuse me, I might like what?
An Android notification that says "Based on pages you've interacted with, you might like Bronies"
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Skyler Hawthorne @dead10ck.dev · 16/09/2023
My daughter sees this and goes "Hey that looks like a troll!" 🧌
A picture of a child's book version of Toy Story that features a Trolls toy
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Skyler Hawthorne @dead10ck.dev · 07/08/2023
SpongeBob trying to lift a stick with two marshmallows at either end
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Skyler Hawthorne @dead10ck.dev · 25/07/2023
Dark Cake
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Skyler Hawthorne @dead10ck.dev · 25/07/2023
Hylian Tomato Pizza
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Skyler Hawthorne @dead10ck.dev · 25/07/2023
Cheesy Risotto
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Skyler Hawthorne @dead10ck.dev · 25/07/2023
Fragrant Seafood Stew
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Skyler Hawthorne @dead10ck.dev · 25/07/2023
Buttered Stambulb and Simmered Tomato
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Skyler Hawthorne @dead10ck.dev · 24/07/2023
Drinks
Drink menu at Zelda dinner
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Skyler Hawthorne @dead10ck.dev · 24/07/2023
Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom themed dinner at my local boardgame cafe. So excited!
A menu describing a Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom themed 5 course dinner
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Skyler Hawthorne @dead10ck.dev · 23/07/2023
This is gonna work
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Skyler Hawthorne @dead10ck.dev · 23/07/2023
Let's stop pretending that age of your account means anything to anyone. You can't fucking call dibs on a public social network.
Shooter from Happy Gilmore saying "Nuh uh, I called it first"
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Skyler Hawthorne @dead10ck.dev · 19/07/2023
What about horsing? Is that acceptable?
A man jump roping on top of a horse
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Skyler Hawthorne @dead10ck.dev · 18/07/2023
I am so confused right now. Searching for a different icon to use as my avatar, I seem to have stumbled across a species of bird that is inexplicably associated with the word "deadlock", and I can't figure out why for the life of me. #puffin #deadlock
A picture of an Atlantic Puffin
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Skyler Hawthorne @dead10ck.dev · 17/07/2023
Oh hello everyone. I hear this place is cool.
An old man banging on a desktop computer saying hello
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