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yummy yummy i am eating all the mega bytes dead.garden 👤 Holly from Red Dwarf 🖼️ lesbianism is not a choice, it's a blessing #indieweb #geminiprotocol #doctorwho #startrek

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Jo 🪰 @dead.garden · 22/08/2026
# My Space Odysseys
2001: A Space Odyssey as DVD, novelisation and German version of novel. Same for 2010. 2061 and 3001 are at the bottom cause they lowkey suck they don't deserve the spotlight.
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Jo 🪰 @dead.garden · 08/08/2026
hi from #htmlday
black and white photo of me holding up a paper. after the fact red text was added to the picture. HTML code of a site called "Hi from Erfurt" with the heading "HTML Day" and a paragraph that just says "Fun.'
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Jo 🪰 @dead.garden · 06/07/2026
Here's a sneak peak of my piece for @bennyzine.bsky.social I'm glad I got to participate in this issue. Lots of cool art!! Haven't checked the fics yet but I bet they're also great. I'll likely wait until the zine is out to enjoy them 👀 Preorders are open so buy it now! 🫵
Bernice Summerfield holds a flashlight in her hand. The background is green and illuminated by her flashlight. She is wearing a brown suit, white shirt and black pants. She looks off-screen curiously
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Jo 🪰 @dead.garden · 20/06/2026
why does every show ever suddenly present with an avengers infinity war style poster i HATE it
a horizontally scrolling box with three cards under the headline "For You", showing: Farscape, Star Trek: Deep Space Nine and Babylon 5. All three have images that show all the characters slapped on there in an oversaturated, "epic" arrangement
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Jo 🪰 @dead.garden · 28/04/2026
I had such a great time at IndieWebCamp and @beyondtellerrand.com !! Had to leave early to catch my train and be in bed at a reasonable hour (Math class tomorrow morning 😵) Taking a lot of inspiration away from this (long) weekend. So glad I came!! Donut.
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Jo 🪰 @dead.garden · 24/04/2026
i'm so bored rn
some theoretical CS bullshit
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Jo 🪰 @dead.garden · 21/04/2026
Me trying to be normal
Disco Elysium screenshot.
Savoir Faire (Challenging: Success): This is a cool moment. It needs a cool thing to be said.
You: (Say the cool thing.) "Let's rock with our cock."
Kim Kitsuragi: "What?"
You: "I meant: let's rock with our cock out."
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Jo 🪰 @dead.garden · 15/04/2026
Playing Disco Elysium
chat between me and my friend. I sent a screenshot of the game describing a man with a jacket that has "Piss faggot" written on its back. My message reads: "OMG, you're in the game" (all caps) The answer from my friend (who's name tag reads: PissFaggot) is "OMG I'm so famous"
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Jo 🪰 @dead.garden · 28/03/2026
how i am starting my day btw
linux file system absolutely fucked suddenly. bash recognizes no commands, input/output error
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Jo 🪰 @dead.garden · 24/03/2026
Been getting into #JennyEverywhere !! Have this now totally canon #digitalart #illustration
Line-less art of two women in space suits and helmets. Laura is a white woman with curly red hair and spikey glasses. She's wearing a full body astronaut suit. Jenny has brown skin and short black hair; she is wearing a scarf, goggles, a crop top and transparent skirt. She's holding a little green alien who connects up with two other aliens in a chain. Her other hand is formed to a finger gun that is emitting a laser beam
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Jo 🪰 @dead.garden · 23/03/2026
This is sooo hard this is soo unfair to make me choose one. Maybe Pro Life??? by Lex Bratcher. Like the whole thing's very good but here's a part of it. I think the lyrics aren't very accurately written down here maybe just listen to the song bsky.app/profile/asto...
It's honestly time to be changin' a lot of the economy
They obviously only care about monеy
While watchin' our bodily autonomy
Get thrown to the wolvеs, they care about dogs more than hoods
How they pro-hypocrisy?
Moral good? No, the more of goods in they pockets
The plot of their entire breed, what's next?
What else can you take from impoverished people?
I done made the whole world with a smile, will still see that it's evil
But you need us like we need you, these corporations so see-through
If you paid people just enough to live, you would of got away with your schemes
You greedy bastards
And cops so fuckin' dumb, they thinkin' backwards
Yeah, I don't care about them either, and they killin' for a damn salary
Up like 45K, can't afford pay, so they gon' leave after it
Protectin' the riches of the damn rich when they wipe their ass with their fuckin' badges
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Jo 🪰 @dead.garden · 23/03/2026
This isn't even all of the "currently" reading ones 😭 just the ones I logged on my website. I'm almost done with The Biopolitics of Feeling tho bsky.app/profile/asto...
War and Peace, Theoretische Informatik, The Biopolitics of Feeling, Beginning Postcolonialism, Sex Itself, Blood in the Machine
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Jo 🪰 @dead.garden · 21/03/2026
Share your orange art
alternative Cover for the Big Finish adaptation of Oh No It Isn't! (the Bernice Summerfield VNA)
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Jo 🪰 @dead.garden · 11/03/2026
watched Gaslight (1944) yesterday and I really liked it
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Jo 🪰 @dead.garden · 11/03/2026
well, you see, the movie is called "Gaslight"
I thought this was insanely boring. Spoiler: he's gaslighting her! Shocker (in all caps)!
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Jo 🪰 @dead.garden · 10/03/2026
this review of Gaslight (1944) is lowkey cracking me up. You're the one who turned on a movie called "Gaslight", what did you think was gonna be the plot?
Sorry I don't want to watch some guy abuse his wife for 2 hours. one star.
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Jo 🪰 @dead.garden · 01/03/2026
1. the reason less than 1% of trans people present as intersex is because the diagnosis of (until recently) gender identity disorder FORMALLY EXLUDED intersex people. very googlable information
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Jo 🪰 @dead.garden · 28/02/2026
time to replace my disintegrating headphones...with the exact same model (that isn't being produced anymore) !
the foam on the black headphones is exposed as the plastic protection has rubbed offdenver BTH-250 wireless bluetooth headset
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Jo 🪰 @dead.garden · 24/02/2026
Artists! QRP with your sketch vs final ✨
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Jo 🪰 @dead.garden · 23/02/2026
I want to chill out and have fun
photo of my cheat sheet for theoretical computer science exam
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Jo 🪰 @dead.garden · 04/02/2026
going through some books I read / am reading and putting in sticky notes for a potential future blog post or similar and man. I sure love marking and annotating books while I'm reading them. Example:
Fig 1.1. "Edward Drinker Cope in His Study" written in pink text marker underneath is the word "cunt" in all caps and an arrow pointing to Coper
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Jo 🪰 @dead.garden · 28/01/2026
a graphic titled "first snow" that depicts a small child in a puffy jacket, two women in hijabs building a snowman and a person in a hat poking holes in the snow on a railing and blowing the snow out of the holes they created
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Jo 🪰 @dead.garden · 27/11/2025
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Jo 🪰 @dead.garden · 23/11/2025
Oh yay! The program I use & my art works
Affinity Designer v2
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Jo 🪰 @dead.garden · 04/11/2025
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Jo 🪰 @dead.garden · 27/09/2025
The detail vs the full piece
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Jo 🪰 @dead.garden · 08/07/2025
graphic i made for one of my fav movies (funeral parade of roses, 1969)
Under the mask. The true face always feels the loneliness. Above the text are two eyes with lots of mascara. One pupil is covered by a rose and the eye bleeding. The eyes are blur and the blood is pink. The color scheme follows the colors of the transgender flag
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Jo 🪰 @dead.garden · 25/06/2025
Finally. blue sky. Meme of the guy holding up a test tube
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Jo 🪰 @dead.garden · 22/06/2025
yeah i have games on my phone. games on my phone:
the front page of the Wikipedia mobile app showing a section called Wikipedia games: there's one game called "which came first". also then there's the same thing again for german Wikipedia
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Jo 🪰 @dead.garden · 22/06/2025
installed /e/os
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Jo 🪰 @dead.garden · 17/06/2025
Post a show ✨older✨ than you are… most shows I like are older than me so that's a breeze but here's one that's probably older than most people too
the outer limits (1963)
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Jo 🪰 @dead.garden · 16/06/2025
i dont know any that are the most iconic ever but this ones iconic to a bunch of fucking nerds bsky.app/profile/asto...
spirit phone by lemon demon
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Jo 🪰 @dead.garden · 16/06/2025
Share a movie or TV character wearing earmuffs or headphones. My choice: woo young woo from Extraordinary Attorney Woo
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Jo 🪰 @dead.garden · 18/05/2025
If you see this, I implore you to post a pic from your device without context
mariomon on the GBA
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Jo 🪰 @dead.garden · 18/05/2025
fuck off man i'm actually very cool what is this 😭 (openpsychometrics.org)
will graham from hannibalgeorge from seinfeldwesley crusher star trekgreg from succession
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Jo 🪰 @dead.garden · 17/05/2025
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Jo 🪰 @dead.garden · 27/04/2025
🌟Show off your style🌟
a series of four digital drawings with flat colors
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Jo 🪰 @dead.garden · 24/02/2025
10 years of progress Quote repost with yours
two crude pencil drawings, chibi type self portraits of me at like 14a more complex composition made in adobe illustrator. with a mouse i might add. or i might not.
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Jo 🪰 @dead.garden · 13/02/2025
Sprichwort: Es muss ja niemand das Rad neu erfinden genAI: okay. guck mal was ich mir ausgedacht hab AI bros: woah 🤯
Rad
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Jo 🪰 @dead.garden · 05/02/2025
Human #artist, let’s QRT with our work! 🎨 actually have one that fits this rn Before vs After
a rough sketch on paper of someone floating while using various, also floating, PC components and looking up at the monitorthe same now as a clean illustration using a limited color pallette of red, orange and yellow. The person is standing on a PC tower with one foot and using a floating mouse and keyboard to write "i heart the web" on the 3:4 monitor. The elements are arranged in a heart shape
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Jo 🪰 @dead.garden · 16/01/2025
Drop something SPEEDY!
Dave Bowman from 2001 flying into the monolith or whatever the fuck happened there
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Jo 🪰 @dead.garden · 14/01/2025
Saw there is a thing called #portfolioday going on. Hi! I mostly draw lineless art with a limited color palette, focusing on contrasts. I do it in Illustrator with a mouse. No has wanted to take me up on commissions so far even though I'm literally nice :^( 🌐 dead.garden/art 💬 hello@dead.garden
"Happy New Year" is the text behind the 8th Doctor Who's TARDIS console. He stands next to it and is waving at you. Hello!A cover for a book called Gods Above by Peter David. This is a Star Trek book, two characters are shown here. The vulcan woman is mind melding with the man who is lying down. The upper part of the image shows the inside of their minds, it is hugely black. At the top the hand of the man is reaching out for help, but the woman is being held back by a bloody explosion containing screaming childrenthere is heavy dithering on this image. Someone is sitting on the floor of the TARDIS, holding a stop watch with people trapped inside in his right hand. His left hand is glowing orange. He has a bleeding bullet wound in his forehead and is crying. This is from a TTRPGThe 8th Doctor is throwing a shadow that wears a skull mask. Behind him are butterflies and lines. His eyes are closed and his right arm is retracted
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Jo 🪰 @dead.garden · 13/01/2025
Post your favorite #DoctorWho, wrong answers only
Sylvester McCoy and Sophie Aldred as the very legally distinct (not) "Professor" and "Ace" from BBV's The Time Travellers audio range
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Jo 🪰 @dead.garden · 11/12/2024
Babylon 5 S03E05
Mm, Earth doesn't have homeless.
- Excuse me? We don't have the problem.
Yes, there are some displaced people here and there but they've chosen to be in that position.
They're either lazy or they're criminal or they're mentally unstable.
They can't get a job.
Earthgov has promised a job to anyone that wants one.
So if someone doesn't have a job, they must not want one.
- Poverty? - It's the same.
- Crime? - Yes, there is some but it's caused by the mentally unstable.
We've instituted correctional centers to filter them out at an early age.
Prejudice? No, we're just one happy planet.
Well, all right, there's the Marsies but that won't change until they stop fighting the Earth rule.
- And when exactly did all this happen? 
- When we rewrote the dictionary.
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Jo 🪰 @dead.garden · 11/12/2024
love this movie
me watching "2001: A Space Odyssey":
image of a sleeping man
me recommending the movie:
absolute cinema
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Jo 🪰 @dead.garden · 05/12/2024
Share your favorite Star Trek Prodigy character. Zero! "Is there in truth no beauty" is one of my fav Star Trek Original Series episodes and I think they did something really interesting with Zero. It's too bad the German dub misgenders them all the way through 😑
Zero
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Jo 🪰 @dead.garden · 05/12/2024
Show me 4 of your necessary December watches. Last one's not a "watch" but a listen because I don't have that many movie traditions for Christmas movies
It's a Wonderful LifeHow the Grinch stole ChristmasTangerineDoctor Who The Chimes of Midnight
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Jo 🪰 @dead.garden · 29/11/2024
Drop the lock screen.
screenshot of the lockscreen. the background is a 2001: a space odyssey poster. most of it is taken up by a largely pink and blue illustration of the Discovery One, the pod and Frank in his yellow suit floating around. On the ship we can see Dave looking out of the window. At the bottom the title is written in Futura, then there is a white stripe crediting those involved in the film. The time is 19:33, the day is 29th of November
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Jo 🪰 @dead.garden · 27/11/2024
i mean this literally happened
Star Trek The Animated Series frame showing Kirk, Uhura, Sulu, Spock and Arex as little children and the old lady scientist as a young woman from the episode The Counterclock Incident
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Jo 🪰 @dead.garden · 24/11/2024
Share with a favorite Star Trek quote that sticks with you.
And chrck your e-mail, buddy, you're a loser too. From Deep Space Nine "Past Tense"
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