David Del Vecchio @ddvaia.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Donald Trump is a nasty painful zit on America’s face that we just can’t seem to pop no matter how hard we squeeze. 000
David Del Vecchio @ddvaia.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Lauren Boebert has vehemently denied being involved in a lesbian affair. Then announced her plans to open a bookstore and tea shop in Portland with her new business partner. 020
David Del Vecchio @ddvaia.bsky.social · 20/09/2026After a grueling afternoon of inadvertently voting with the Democrats Mitch McConnell has decided to take another three and a half month vacation to finish out his term. 001
David Del Vecchio @ddvaia.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Trump asks Putin to end the war in Ukraine, so naturally, now all of Europe is on high alert expecting Putin to attack at any moment. What a great negotiator Trump is! 085
David Del Vecchio @ddvaia.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Ironically, the Republicans accuse Democrats of allowing dead people to vote. 051
David Del Vecchio @ddvaia.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Canada should rename the Welland Canal to the Strait of Ontario. 051
David Del Vecchio @ddvaia.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Here’s a handy mnemonic device to help you remember the names of the Great Lakes: Superior Huron America Michigan Erie For those who can’t read vertically: S.H.A.M.E. 053
David Del Vecchio @ddvaia.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Trump refuses to attend the Ground Zero ceremony unless they rename it Trump Zero. 143
David Del Vecchio @ddvaia.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Waiting for Mitch to go back to work. Since when does brain death disqualify someone from being a senator? 030
David Del Vecchio @ddvaia.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Dolly Parton died at 80, and that orange bag of pus in the Whitehouse is still living? If there is a god he is a cruel god. 182