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Dave Simon

@dds.im
726 followers 805 following 2.1K posts

Montalakan, UX/UI Designer, Hobbiest Photographer, Hiker, Fitness Enthusiast, Hockey Fan. Once upon a time I was @ds at the bird site.

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Dave Simon @dds.im · 18h
Why is there a photo of Bobby Hauck?
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Dave Simon @dds.im · 20h
Other than having jumped to a conclusion based on a Hawks/Hawkeyes mixup, what would it have to do with the Fani Willis affair scandal? They just make shit up.
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Dave Simon @dds.im · 20h
He has a tooth collection somewhere like Buffalo Bill had skin.
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Dave Simon @dds.im · 29/09/2026
Looks can fade, personality is forever.
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Dave Simon @dds.im · 29/09/2026
Freestanding!? Balance and strength in one. Dang.
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Dave Simon @dds.im · 29/09/2026
Take vacation on the taxpayer's dime to avoid tough decisions?
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Dave Simon @dds.im · 29/09/2026
Damn. That's impressive! 💪🏻
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Dave Simon @dds.im · 25/09/2026
Go leg press a moose or two.
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Dave Simon @dds.im · 24/09/2026
Eddie Haskell-bot?
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Dave Simon @dds.im · 24/09/2026
Is that IG-88 back there?
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Dave Simon @dds.im · 23/09/2026
Quick, everybody ask the AI bots to play tic-tac-toe. Worked on the WOPR.
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Dave Simon @dds.im · 22/09/2026
Frankly surprised he doesn't order people to call it American Intelligence or Trump Intelligence*. *Two words that do not belong together.
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Dave Simon @dds.im · 22/09/2026
Absolutely the worst part of having pets. I'm so sorry. I feel like we all know and love Chopper from your videos. The number one compliment anyone can have is "Good dog." And Chop was definitely a good dog. He'll watch over you. ♥️
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Dave Simon @dds.im · 21/09/2026
We had a test for our dog who loves the outdoors. She's basically allergic to the outdoors. Grass. Weeds. Trees. Started allergy shots. Not cheap but helping! She's not scratching as often.
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Dave Simon @dds.im · 21/09/2026
His daughter is a pretty dang good soccer player.
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Dave Simon @dds.im · 20/09/2026
I'll never leave Montana, brother.
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Dave Simon @dds.im · 20/09/2026
Did they practice at all in the off-season?
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Dave Simon @dds.im · 20/09/2026
Daines is a spineless Trump bootlicker. Doesn't give a rat's ass about Montanans.
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Dave Simon @dds.im · 19/09/2026
"Grow your following" sounds like they think you want to start a cult.
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Dave Simon @dds.im · 19/09/2026
As someone who is married to a redhead... I wholeheartedly agree. He's spineless.
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Dave Simon @dds.im · 18/09/2026
For a sequel, doesn't the first one have to actually work? What's next, strongly-worded letters?
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Dave Simon @dds.im · 18/09/2026
Republicans are willing to violate the rights of everyone in a witch hunt because they believe non-citizens vote despite already-existing laws against it. (If they're true believers they're idiots, and if they're doing it for voter suppression they're evil. The Secretary of State is probably both.)
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Dave Simon @dds.im · 18/09/2026
Alberta is gorgeous. Shame about the general politics of the place. (Said with love from once-purple but now frustratingly red Montana.)
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Dave Simon @dds.im · 15/09/2026
Wendy's seems a contender. They could recycle ads from the 80s.
static.klipy.com
Wheres The Beef Commercial
Alt: Wendy's 1980s Where's The Beef Commercial
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Dave Simon @dds.im · 13/09/2026
That's Bobcat football! VIM
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Dave Simon @dds.im · 10/09/2026
No. Just saw the name and thought it coincidental with Bozeman being where First Contact was made in Star Trek.
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Dave Simon @dds.im · 10/09/2026
Many can decide to drive their car less often/far. But pretty much everything at the grocery store or retail requires diesel to get delivered. Including fuel itself.
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Dave Simon @dds.im · 10/09/2026
Trains are diesel too.
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Dave Simon @dds.im · 10/09/2026
I imagine many women would be ok with such a situation. And I seriously doubt there's a line of women for a guy who posts something like that.
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Dave Simon @dds.im · 10/09/2026
So there was a James Kirk* who lived in Bozeman once upon a time apparently. I'm not a huge Star Trek fan but I find that kinda funny. * Middle initial R, not T unfortunately.
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Dave Simon @dds.im · 09/09/2026
He wouldn't know how to put gas in a car.
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Dave Simon @dds.im · 09/09/2026
Always the prettiest food pics!
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Dave Simon @dds.im · 06/09/2026
I could give blood twice as fast after a good workout.
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Dave Simon @dds.im · 05/09/2026
I've known enough left-handed pitchers to know they never quite get their cap on straight.
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Dave Simon @dds.im · 03/09/2026
If it's windy enough in Great Falls to be of note, it's really windy.
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Dave Simon @dds.im · 03/09/2026
Then these Republicans are idiots. Canada is awesome and Canadians have welcomed me in their country every time I have been there.
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Dave Simon @dds.im · 03/09/2026
Hunters need to start realizing that democrats haven't taken away their guns, but Republicans have taken public lands. And they intend to continue.
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Dave Simon @dds.im · 02/09/2026
Says the fucker who spends his days golfing and picking color swatches (all shades of gaudy gold) for his interior design projects.
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Dave Simon @dds.im · 01/09/2026
My dad always said this was the dog "pre-washing" the dishes.
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Dave Simon @dds.im · 01/09/2026
So he admits that their agenda is not unifying.
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Dave Simon @dds.im · 29/08/2026
Most people who are sane know that Portland is a nice place. But people like Flint and his listeners have been told by Fox for five years or more how awful it is.
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Dave Simon @dds.im · 28/08/2026
It's been an extremely hard and sad week for my hometown. Rarely good to make national/international news. But my gym friends have helped buoy my mood a little. Endorphins help too.
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Dave Simon @dds.im · 27/08/2026
I instantly thought you're target audience for this feature.
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Dave Simon @dds.im · 25/08/2026
The fact that he outlived Dolly shows how unfair life can be. She was good to her core.
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Dave Simon @dds.im · 25/08/2026
How uncultured. Rakim is the foundation of all the great MCs who followed.
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Dave Simon @dds.im · 25/08/2026
I saw that. I cannot comprehend the grief.
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Dave Simon @dds.im · 25/08/2026
I can't either. So many lives affected by this forever from the families to the first responders, neighbors, friends... The whole community.
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Dave Simon @dds.im · 25/08/2026
It's absolutely awful. Senseless.
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Dave Simon @dds.im · 24/08/2026
Plus they had to transport water because they didn't have enough pressure from the hydrants. Crime scene like that it's good they were cautious. Look at Coeur d'Alene last year.
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Dave Simon @dds.im · 24/08/2026
It's awful. I have a couple friends who are with the FD and I hope they weren't working last night. Got to be scarring to witness that scene.
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