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--- (3.5ft under not all the way there) @ddosq.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Focused on the mission #ghoap #captainmactavish #soap #ghost #callofduty #codmw
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--- (3.5ft under not all the way there) @ddosq.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Focused on the mission #ghoap #captainmactavish #soap #ghost #callofduty #codmw
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Milk 🌸 @milkydough.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Good evening! They're enjoying some downtime
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🔞ESUKO🫠 @ ☕️ @radio298.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Sexy Gaming cat 🐈‍⬛🎧 #konig
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Morthern @morthern.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
"3 things you cannot outrun in this world, Folks. Death, Taxes and Me" Another bit I did for the Call of Booty pinup calendar, this one was both an illustration and the graves pinup was a sticker, I really like Graves, he's so American! #callofduty
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Sen @secrow.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
#König #Konig
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🔞ESUKO🫠 @ ☕️ @radio298.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
#Ghostsoap "This is just between us." 🧼💬💀💥
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anOnyMousUser @notrealfg.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Take Me Back To Eden #GhostSoap #GhoapEasterGiftExchange
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--- (3.5ft under not all the way there) @ddosq.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Revenant of War - The legend amongst the Anglo-Saxons 💀 This is the continuation of this ancient war au where old Soap and new Ghost are on opposite sides. #SimonGhostRiley #ghoap #callofduty
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--- (3.5ft under not all the way there) @ddosq.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Quote a character you like and tag 4 - Thank you for the tag! 🌝🌝 @ anyone feel free to join Of course Billy Butcher. Love him for the accent, the cunning and smugness, toxic and manipulative to achieve his goal. With a tiny tiny softspot 🤏🏻
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그림 올리는 WINSTON @picrept.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
일본에서 이대로 쭉쭉 흥하면 룩업 만들어주지 않을까... 그런 꿈을 꿈 #九龍城寨之圍城 #구룡성채 #トワイライト・ウォリアーズ
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spilt ♡ @spiltspit.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
When your not-boyfriend doesn’t greet you immediately after a solo op ✧ #simonghostriley #cod
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🔞ESUKO🫠 @ ☕️ @radio298.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Together forever and ever 💀🫶🧼 #Ghostsoap
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--- (3.5ft under not all the way there) @ddosq.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Puppy in high ponytail 😇 #王九 #king #九龍城寨之圍城
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🔞ESUKO🫠 @ ☕️ @radio298.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Taking a break during encampment duty 🏔️ #Ghostsoap
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그림 올리는 WINSTON @picrept.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
#九龍城寨之圍城 #구룡성채 #信一 #王九
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그림 올리는 WINSTON @picrept.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
#九龍城寨之圍城 #구룡성채 #信一 #王九
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Em✨ @gwemz.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Baking Duty | pg. 7 - 10 Oh my god they out here. Watch the corners lads, your co's need to be gently laid down for nap time soon. Thank u @bozers.bsky.social for help with the wonderful kitchen gadgetry and sauces and little sneaky tid bits teehee. #codcrack #ghost #soap #gaz #captainprice #cod
The conflict is noted, Soap is stealing everyone's butter. Ghost scolds him for such actions. Yells at him very loudly likely. Because the man has no inside voice. GET OUTTA MY STATION MACTAVISH. All while Soap not so sneakily slunks his way behind him.
Ghost is sitting outside enjoying his 8th break from the pressures of the baking duty, refreshments and nicotine in hand and describes the true plight of their current op. Saying that Soap as "loaded up on enough slabs of butter to fortify the bloody building".
Price is sauced, he is asked if he could do something about the butter situation, but he just laughs. No care.
Gaz is sitting atop his table casually, looking at Roach who likely is begrudgingly nodding along as he says "Taken it all, this guy... All for his artillery against arteries."
Soap cuts in from the back saying ITS NECESSARY, with a difussing wave of his arms.

Ghost is seen behind Johnny, through the window, choking outside on the bench from probably smoking too much, man needs better coping mechanisms while trying to have a fun time I swear.Price tosses Ghost another beer, while Gaz looks on in surprise. His face is in disbelief but also mirthless humor, or maybe.. Maybe hes just amazed hes seeing Ghost and Price cut loose so easily while he and Soap do all the work to ACTUALLY make something. Because this is for Laswell and here they are just pishin the day away?? Shameful.
Price yells out that there is only 26 minutes left, very specific... Soap cuts in immediately and says
"SIR?! Ye done said 18 minutes, 30 minutes ago?"
Price cuts him off and yells MY SHOW
Gaz is surprised at this sudden reveal they were being timed.

Ghost chuckles. Hes gonna do this a lot, just a heads up. Hes having a great time now.SETTING: Soap and Ghost find themselves.... NEAR A FRIDGE AGAIN. This is dangerous as refrigerators seem to insight a psychical injury or passionate necking of some kind.

Soap: Och, move ye fou lankie-leggit fridge troll (translation: Stop blocking the way, you are drunk and your legs are long, why are you guarding the fridge reminiscent of a bridge troll?"
Ghost: Negative, butter requisition suspended... (these are likely all the wrong terms because I do not understand military speaky so I am winging it lmao I couldn't find any phrase reference because Im already getting targeted ads for joining the UK military because I looked up ONE THING for understanding the ranks)

Ghost starts to lean forward, with a dangerous vibe to him. Telling Soap "Hes had enough.. SSsssssergeant..." you gonna tell him its "for the grea'er goohd" too? hehe... hot fuzz...

Soap hears his words. However. It goes in one ear and out the other.

And then yanks up Ghost's pant leg and starts yanking out his leg hair.

He leaves Ghost in a lurch with pant legs pulled and yanked up, revealing his infamous stripey socks, how cute. His legs mostly bare and throbbing.
Roach looks in in curiosity... Gay eye brow cocked and loaded.
Soap won and holds his prize of the last butter block, for what? I am not sure.

Ghost says quietly to himself that he failed the mission, and there is no getting them next time... So sad. (insert Simon "Ghost" Riley needs a hug tag)Continuing this madness. Soap is describing how he is changing things up to his recipie, adding a lil twist. A dipping sauce for his short breads. My god SOAP they don't need a sauce they are good on their own. But be free my little Soapy Soap, dunk away.... *cough

Soap says hes a bit of a spice lord, but not to quote him on that. He turns and asks Gaz if he remembers when they went to that one Indian restaurant, and he ordered something at the level 7 of spice. Quite a spice level Vegeta.
Gaz cuts in to remind him he barely has any functional taste buds. (And if he REMEMBERED, his trip to the toilet said otherwise to his "Spice Lord" certification.)
Soap laughs and titters to himself oh good times.

MEANWHILE.. All that happens. Ghost crushes a beer can, who knows what number hes on. He opens up the fridge in the back, starts messing around in the fridge while Roach looks at him with suspicious and curiosity.
Ghost slams down, a tray of gingerbread men. That he . Definitely made. He was VERY inspired by the gingerbread men from Gregory. Very inspired.
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🔞ESUKO🫠 @ ☕️ @radio298.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
👁️👁️ #Ghostsoap
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mellounir @mellounir.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
~ you'll go to hell for what your dirty mind is thinking ▪️ #mllnrart ▪️ #ghoap ▪️ #ghostsoap ▪️ #simonghostriley ▪️ #johnsoapmactavish
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spilt ♡ @spiltspit.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
early Valentines post because i get too excited to wait! Little comic page of them on Paytreon <3 ✧ #ghoap #cod
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--- (3.5ft under not all the way there) @ddosq.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Highland Warrior of the MacTavish Clan ⚔️ #captainmactavish #johnsoapmactavish #callofduty
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--- (3.5ft under not all the way there) @ddosq.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Highland Warrior of the MacTavish Clan ⚔️ #captainmactavish #johnsoapmactavish #callofduty
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Wasp @stinglesswasp.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Forehead smooches 💋 It's important to smooch your Soap at least once per day <3
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Dlul @dlulstuff.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Fan art of @watchcondition.bsky.social OC (Tobias)
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--- (3.5ft under not all the way there) @ddosq.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Soap: Leave it to Price, let's go. 09 #ghoap #callofduty #cod
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--- (3.5ft under not all the way there) @ddosq.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Happy Valentine's #makayuri #makarov #yuri #callofduty
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Shiba @mizushiba.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Safehouse. #SimonGhostRiley #cod #art #illustration #digitalart
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ser! 🪼🫧 {semi-hiatus?} @s3rrrpentine.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
puppy soap!!! 🐶 #johnsoapmactavish #johnmactavish
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🔞ESUKO🫠 @ ☕️ @radio298.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
HBD🎈 #Captainprice
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womby @wombywoo.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
fancy ✨ #cod
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creatureXIII @cxiii.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
✧marks✧ 🧼💀 #ghoap • #potatoarts
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gira🔞 @bluegiragi.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
ahoy captain. #ghostsoap
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--- (3.5ft under not all the way there) @ddosq.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Night #johnsoapmactavish #captainmactavish #soap
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--- (3.5ft under not all the way there) @ddosq.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
AHA i fin drawing the gears #phillipgraves #callofduty
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sin! @ ax h2 @z-nth.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
ghost has been standing there for four hours #ghostsoap
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Wasp @stinglesswasp.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Blue mornings are the best. #ghostsoap #soapghost
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Jaj👻 @zpljajaja.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
#CallofDuty #johnsoapmactavish lazy warm up
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Em✨ @gwemz.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Freakinn gott'em. #gaz #soap #ghost #price
Price and Ghost overlook their sleeping beauties, I mean, their sergeants. Soap and Gaz. From Call of Duty, shooty shooty bang bang game but they are blorbos.
In my brain dead universe the boys have a million unbecoming pictures of Price sleeping and snoring, so this is his revenge.
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--- (3.5ft under not all the way there) @ddosq.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Ghost: M..MacTavish?!?! (the captain was exposed to suspicious chem hmmm) 09 #ghoap #GhostSoap
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Milk 🌸 @milkydough.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Good morning!! They're in their own world
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Evol @evolbones.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Pitcher Graves is available for purchase on Ko-fi now!! 🥰 Please share if you can! ko-fi.com/s/da984f3f52 #codfanart #callofduty #cod #mw2 #art #fanart #stickers #artprints #prints #phillipgraves #graves
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--- (3.5ft under not all the way there) @ddosq.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Going dark 😈😈😈 09 #johnprice #captainprice #callofduty
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--- (3.5ft under not all the way there) @ddosq.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Going dark 😈😈😈 09 #johnprice #captainprice #callofduty
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Matt!! @amustikas.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
gone fishin’ 🐟 that’s a perch he’s caught and he’s real proud! #callofduty #ghost #mw2
Ghost from Call of Duty holding a Perch (freshwater fish) and showing it off
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661ave @661ave.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
#cod #captainjohnprice #johnprice
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--- (3.5ft under not all the way there) @ddosq.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
To ashes #ghost #codmw
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🔞ESUKO🫠 @ ☕️ @radio298.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
#Simonrileyghost #Johnsoapmctavish Break〜🥤 ( I drew this last spring)
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ХАЛЛОТ🔻 @touuax.com · 05/01/2025
안경 도수 적응겸 재활 그림
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--- (3.5ft under not all the way there) @ddosq.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Dont sit on wet floor #konig #könig #callofduty
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