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Leading retailer of noseflutes for the Eastern Midwest subregion, three years running.

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DeTray @dddetray.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Image from Hunt for Red October. Government official looks across his deskand says "Oh Google did you lose another body of water?
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DeTray @dddetray.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I'm just happy to be part of something bigger than me.
Scene from the end of Spartacus but the other people are saying "I'm Chris Gaines"
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DeTray @dddetray.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
At the Reflecting Pool, and guys, this doesn't look right.
Ludo crossing The Bog of Eternal Stench from The Labyrinth.
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DeTray @dddetray.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Your description made me immediately think of this.
From The Simpsons, an old man with an eye patch points a gun at the camera.  On the desk in front of him is an empty bottle of liquor and overturned shot glasses.  He is meant to be Matt Groening.
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DeTray @dddetray.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
So, this guillotine can be yours for just $1200. Not that I can think of a reason to need a guillotine. Seems like a heck of a deal though.
Screenshot of a Facebook marketplace posting labeled  Abbotts Giant Guillotine.  The picture shows a Guillotine standing in the corner of a room. The Guillotine is priced at $1200
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DeTray @dddetray.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
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DeTray @dddetray.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
This whole Epstein story is like a nightmare version (moreso) of the It's A Small World ride populated with the worst, powerful people across the globe. Even when they aren't implicated in Epstein's crimes, you get connections to murderers decades later. How!?
Months later, she was charged with six counts of forgery for writing bad checks, a crime she had been accused of in the past as well. Signing off on the charges was then-Solicitor Randolph “Buster” Murdaugh Jr., the grandfather of convicted murderer Alex Murdaugh.
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DeTray @dddetray.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
You will be visited by three spirits.
From the Simpsons, Lisa looks into the sky as the clouds form into Darth Vader, Mufasa and Bleeding Gums Murphy.
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DeTray @dddetray.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
I knew I'd seen that guy on the left somewhere before.
In a still from the cinematic masterpiece UHF, a young boy covered in oatmeal and wearing an ill-fitting cowboy hat opens his mouth wide. Meanwhile, Michael Richards aims a firehose nozzle at the open mouth and prepares to unleash a torrent of water. The young boy does in fact get to "drink from the fire hose!"
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DeTray @dddetray.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
I enjoyed the whole column, but this line felt especially good to read. Truly, F—k these people.
But I’m gonna use this day, this moment, to state the obvious: F—k these people
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DeTray @dddetray.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
This except sums up our existence pretty well.
Each individual absurdity was notable on its own, but taken together, the emerging picture was of a dishonest and arrogant American president, unable to articulate a coherent vision to foreign leaders, with a strained relationship with reality.
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DeTray @dddetray.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Drop an old person you're going to turn into in the future.
Marjory the Trash Heap from Fraggle Rock.
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DeTray @dddetray.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
On the other hand, this did make me chuckle.
Pages 2 through 5 of the documents listed the names and phone numbers of three U.S. staff members as well as the names of 13 U.S. and Russian state leaders. The list provided phonetic pronouncers for all the Russian men expected at the summit, including "Mr. President POO-tihn."
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DeTray @dddetray.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
The timeline gods of serendipity have graced me this day.
pixelatedboat's comment about Superman saying slurs in a post-credits scene, immediately followed by a picture of Superman with a scribbled-out thought bubble.
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DeTray @dddetray.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
This is of course the most obvious thing to anyone not huffing Trump Farts® on a daily basis. I know I'm swinging at low hanging fruit here, but it has to be made. To get the idea out of my head if for no other reason.
Astronaut gun meme. 1st astronaut says "You mean Trump IS the swamp?" 2nd astronaut, with a gun pointed at the back of the 1st, says "Always has been."
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DeTray @dddetray.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
I'm still not sure what this movie was about. The only thing I'm certain of is that it's *not* about AI.
Promotional poster for the 2001 film A.I. Artificial Intelligence staring Jude Law and Haley Joel Osment.
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DeTray @dddetray.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
I was not expecting this movie to be relevant in 2025.
Promotional poster for the 1990 film "Joe Versus The Volcano" with Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan
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DeTray @dddetray.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
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DeTray @dddetray.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Great article that encapsulates everything wrong or stupid about Trump's tariffs. This excerpt in particular drills down into the inevitable, catastrophic results of his policies. Worth the read.
None of this adds up, either. Even if you think some good outcomes might result from producing far fewer plastic toys, lots of quality jobs won’t be one of them. Indeed, the opposite would happen, these industry officials tell me: Because toy companies also employ lots of higher-end professions like design and marketing—and these are the jobs that are concentrated in the United States already—producing far fewer toys would kill many of those good American jobs, while creating far fewer bad manufacturing jobs in their place.

“You’d be trading millions of good-paying jobs for tens of thousands of horrible-paying jobs,” Cathey says.
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DeTray @dddetray.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
I was very happy and proud to see Westerville turn out for the #HandsOff protest. I didn't get a good picture, but there were probably around one thousand people lining the street for a couple blocks. And this is the town that voted for John Kasich for years.
Hundreds of people lining either side of the street in uptown Westerville, OH. Part of the Hands Off protests.
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DeTray @dddetray.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
This is about 25 minutes from downtown Columbus in Westerville. Bad picture, but there are probably over a thousand people lining either side of the street for a couple blocks. Cars honking in support.
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DeTray @dddetray.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Close up of a black and white cat. She was a very good girl.
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DeTray @dddetray.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
What an evil, soulless bastard.
An evil, soulless bastard with a dead-eyed stare and toothy grin, aka MrBeast.The Smiler from the comic Transmetropolitan. An evil, soulless bastard with a dead-eyed stare and toothy, painful-looking grin.
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DeTray @dddetray.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
This shows the expectation that Congress is just there to rubber stamp whatever Trump wants. Amidst a stomach-churning statement, this was the line that stopped me cold.
This plan will offer Congress a road map toward fulfilling the expectations of the President and the American people.
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DeTray @dddetray.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
We turn now to our resident expert on the intersection of all things birds and politics.
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DeTray @dddetray.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
The 4 year old couldn't wait to get outside this morning and immediately went Pac-Man on the snow. Just eating handfuls of snow as soon as she could.
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DeTray @dddetray.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Immediately thought of Johnny Dangerously when I read this headline. The film played the lack of concern for the character's home country as a joke. Now the joke is our immigration policy.
Front page of a newspaper from the movie Johnny Dangerously. The headline reads "Moronie deported to Sweden, claims he's not from there." The character was very clearly NOT a Swede.
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DeTray @dddetray.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
How have I not heard this anywhere else? This is infuriating and evil. Removing funding for cancer research hurts every human being. I can't even imagine what group Trump, or the people whispering in his ear, are trying to target with this action.
Trump’s cancellation of NIH grant review panels, as Forbes reports, includes the $7.1 billion annual budget for the National Cancer Institute: “of which more than $3 billion a year is allocated directly towards research for the diagnosis, prevention and treatment of cancer, which causes over 600,000 deaths in the U.S. every year.” The NCI supports 72 different cancer centers.

Freezing national funding for cancer research is sadistic.
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DeTray @dddetray.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Unlike you, I get my news from a reliable source.
Gary Gnu, newscaster from The Great Space Coaster.
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DeTray @dddetray.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Name a show you're positive no one remembers but you.
Poster for the 80s TV show Misfits of Science.
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DeTray @dddetray.bsky.social · 13/10/2024
It's up to 250 million now. Improvement?
Google AI falsely closing the population of Europe in 1930 was 250 million
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DeTray @dddetray.bsky.social · 11/10/2024
Right on the Dongus.
Clipped from the article: "slipped on a wet root and stumbled 200ft through partly vertical rocky terrain down to the Dongus-Martel, where he last fatality injured on the path"
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DeTray @dddetray.bsky.social · 06/10/2024
This random guy on Reddit who shows up at the top of a Google search for white trash beard. apologies to the random dude on Reddit.
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DeTray @dddetray.bsky.social · 06/10/2024
2. Beavis and 3. Butthead when they cut chunks off their heads and glued it to their faces.
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DeTray @dddetray.bsky.social · 06/10/2024
Guys with better beards than Elon. 1. Creepy neighbor from "The 'Burbs"
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DeTray @dddetray.bsky.social · 06/10/2024
I made the mistake of zooming in and I just KNEW I had seen that face before. On a towel found in a thrift store in town.
Musk jumping up with his arms raised and his arms up. His head is tilted awkwardly to the right.A towel someone made with a picture of an older woman. Her head is tilted awkwardly to the right with an uncomfortable smile. At the bottom of the towel is written "To Mom with Love."
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DeTray @dddetray.bsky.social · 27/09/2024
My heart goes out to anyone dealing with catastrophic weather from Helene. But up in Ohio I'm pulling an Andy Dufresne thanks to the first sustained rain since the beginning of summer.
Still of Tim Robbins in The Shawshank Redemption standing in the rain with his arms raised to the skies after escaping prison.
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DeTray @dddetray.bsky.social · 22/09/2024
Apparently we've been praying to the wrong rain god in town. Please forgive us. Sacrifices will commence presently.
Radar showing a long line of rain, north to south, somehow missing Columbus, OH.
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DeTray @dddetray.bsky.social · 18/09/2024
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DeTray @dddetray.bsky.social · 17/09/2024
Ok, it's pretty neat to be able to see when you got here. Hard to believe it's been almost a year.
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DeTray @dddetray.bsky.social · 13/09/2024
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DeTray @dddetray.bsky.social · 31/07/2024
See a tort share a tort! 🏵️
Pepper, a tortie cat, laying in a pot outside in the shade with pinwheels behind her.
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DeTray @dddetray.bsky.social · 31/07/2024
Stephen Miller always reminds me of the guy that killed Axel's buddy at the beginning of Beverly Hills Cop.
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DeTray @dddetray.bsky.social · 25/07/2024
*Maybe* JD Vance didn't fuck a couch. But guess whose picture comes up when you Google "couchfucker"?
A screenshot of a Google search for "couchfucker". The results are pictures of and articles about JD Vance.
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DeTray @dddetray.bsky.social · 08/07/2024
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DeTray @dddetray.bsky.social · 29/05/2024
x.com/fox12oregon/...
The epic handshake meme. One arm says "WKRP Thanksgiving episode" and the other arm says "exploding whale incident." Over the hands is written "the perfect mashup."
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DeTray @dddetray.bsky.social · 15/05/2024
Just a phenomenal take down of that ridiculous NYT article on AI. This bit killed me.
The certain knowledge that Kevin Roosevelt is a credulous dumbass who makes a jingle-bell sound if he nods his head real fast only does so much to moderate the obscenity and offensiveness of his ascribing "playful intelligence" and "emotional intuition" to a predictive text
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DeTray @dddetray.bsky.social · 15/05/2024
Looking at this makes we want to scream "There is no Easter Bunny!" to some random kid in the mall.
A painting of King Charles that looks a bit like an old Magic Eye illusion
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DeTray @dddetray.bsky.social · 14/05/2024
The NYT falling for every tech dude's pie-in-the-sky promise that will be inevitable broken before the end of the day.
Image from The Simpsons of Sideshow Bob stepping on a rake while surrounded by many more rakes he will inevitably step on.
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DeTray @dddetray.bsky.social · 06/04/2024
post a PERFECT album from the 90s that isn’t nirvana or pearl jam or soundgarden or alice in chains
The album cover to Maybe You Should Drive by Barenaked Ladies.
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