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DDagger2024

@ddagger2024.bsky.social
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Don't Ask But I'll Tell You Anyway; writer; lover of dry wit; can carry a tune; Anglophile; Emmett forever; prime numbers are my favorite kind. Born at 320ppm; love Pi; Lindsay Wagner followed me & Marcia Brady liked a post. No CRYPTO. No DMs. #CorgiCrew

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DDagger2024 @ddagger2024.bsky.social · 7h
Hmmm... I wonder if Smidge will be "an issue". Will Midge be jealous of Smidge, with her new svelt bod? I see drama coming...
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DDagger2024 @ddagger2024.bsky.social · 7h
No wonder he has so many businesses, he's thorough and knows what's going on. The recipe for success.
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DDagger2024 @ddagger2024.bsky.social · 7h
Can't anyone do something about this walking boil?
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DDagger2024 @ddagger2024.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You're so right. Feet are gross. I don't even like touching my own feet (never mind licking them, gross Midge!!)
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DDagger2024 @ddagger2024.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The only thing I picked up from watching all the violence on TV as a kid (Looney Tunes, Three Stooges, etc.) was to eat my peas with mashed potatoes and a knife (learned that from Moe, I think)
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DDagger2024 @ddagger2024.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If you're going to eat the fuck out of some donuts for your fall-ass shit, make sure they're apple cider donuts 😍
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DDagger2024 @ddagger2024.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I admire and adore this man so.
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DDagger2024 @ddagger2024.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Exactly what I was thinking!
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DDagger2024 @ddagger2024.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Actually, I'm re-reading The Stand right now (for the 97th time)...
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DDagger2024 @ddagger2024.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Good. I hope it causes his imminent death.
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DDagger2024 @ddagger2024.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
What does Smidge think of Helen?
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DDagger2024 @ddagger2024.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
He goes by Will Shat these days 😬
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DDagger2024 @ddagger2024.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Fuck an A
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DDagger2024 @ddagger2024.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
He's adorable.
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DDagger2024 @ddagger2024.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The movie "Magic" with Anthony Hopkins. Scarred me forever.
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DDagger2024 @ddagger2024.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I still turn the channel when I watch that movie and the monkeys show up.
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DDagger2024 @ddagger2024.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
One of my ex-boyfriends restored a '55 Nomad from black/silver to these exact colors, drove it to California and sold it. Wonder if this is it?
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DDagger2024 @ddagger2024.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
He probably threatened her to do so
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DDagger2024 @ddagger2024.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh my, that looks delicious!
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DDagger2024 @ddagger2024.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Love Grosbeaks...
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DDagger2024 @ddagger2024.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This belongs on billboards all over the midwest
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DDagger2024 @ddagger2024.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's Don Beebe on roller skates for the win!!
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DDagger2024 @ddagger2024.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My fave America song, well done.
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DDagger2024 @ddagger2024.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
So lucky! Would love to be able to watch this again as a "first time". Have fun, enjoy!!
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DDagger2024 @ddagger2024.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm so sorry. What a horrible thing that is. Still.
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DDagger2024 @ddagger2024.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Or incredibly pendulous breasts
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DDagger2024 @ddagger2024.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
That sounds way too good to be random (talking about the piano playing, not the howling).
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DDagger2024 @ddagger2024.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
That tv-movie scared the living shit out of me. Best version made. The book was even scarier.
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DDagger2024 @ddagger2024.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh you poor little crying boy. Eat shit and die.
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DDagger2024 @ddagger2024.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I don't know about anyone else, but I'm getting shades of "Carrie" here...
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DDagger2024 @ddagger2024.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I was introduced to Shakespeare when I was 10 by a Shakespeare-loving teacher. We performed the entirety of Macbeth. It was fantastic. I tell my friends who don't like W.S. – when it's acted well, it's perfectly marvelous and understandable. Sir Ian proves that clearly here.
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DDagger2024 @ddagger2024.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Maybe his weird hand accordion thing he does all the time powers them somehow.
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DDagger2024 @ddagger2024.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Would love that!
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DDagger2024 @ddagger2024.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hi Goofy Girl!
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DDagger2024 @ddagger2024.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hey money-grubbing slime-hole, no one gives a shit about you or what you say.
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DDagger2024 @ddagger2024.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
And Bette Davis.
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DDagger2024 @ddagger2024.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
So pretty, great color!!
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DDagger2024 @ddagger2024.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I've been out of school for decades and I still mention a few of my favorites every year and think about how they changed my life. I'm glad one of your students reached out and gave you a fuzzy 🩷
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DDagger2024 @ddagger2024.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Cream of Chicken soup (condensed, right out of the can) heated up and mixed up with some white rice and peas. Salt and Pepper. YUM.
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DDagger2024 @ddagger2024.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Even when she's laying down!
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DDagger2024 @ddagger2024.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh my goodness! It's a Smidgey Hissy Fit!!
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DDagger2024 @ddagger2024.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I had a gym teacher in the early 80s who taught us "a thing or two" to help us protect ourselves - very useful for young girls. I loved her for it.
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DDagger2024 @ddagger2024.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Cutie Patootie!!
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DDagger2024 @ddagger2024.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This cracks me up! I absolutely love this. Reminds me of me and my older brother (he's 13 months older than me). He was the champion giver of: wedgies, indian burns, back punches, ear flicks, random pinches and of course the famous "i'm not touching you" with his finger 2cm from my nose.
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DDagger2024 @ddagger2024.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Heaven
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DDagger2024 @ddagger2024.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You go, Smidgerino!!!
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DDagger2024 @ddagger2024.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
His ears are the same size now as they were then...
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DDagger2024 @ddagger2024.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I completely validate your feelings on this. I get it.
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DDagger2024 @ddagger2024.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Lincoln was one of the best things I'd seen in a while. Daniel Day Lewis? Forgot he was there, seriously thought I was watching Abraham Lincoln. Phenomenal.
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