David Craig (author) @dcraig.bsky.social · 09/08/2026The Guardian’s editor: “I’m worried we might come across as out of touch with the problems of everyday people.” Samuel Stern: “Say no more.” 010
David Craig (author) @dcraig.bsky.social · 09/08/2026About 15 years ago, while reading a book in a pub after a week night late shift to relax before going for a bus home, a guy seemed to think I was doing it to pick up girls. 140
David Craig (author) @dcraig.bsky.social · 08/08/2026“Optimus Prime will return in Avengers Doomsday” 020
David Craig (author) @dcraig.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Ouch! As a teen, I attended the dentist without a parent. He decided I needed a filling, and also decided there was no need for a local anaesthetic. He also said it *might* hurt… 110
David Craig (author) @dcraig.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Downplay a book or movie: Star Brawls. A Game of Chairs. Pre-doctorate No. The Okay, the Not-Okay, and the Average Looking. The Mediocre Seven. Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Unemployed 010
David Craig (author) @dcraig.bsky.social · 02/08/2026“If I’d really robbed that person at knifepoint, would they have gifted me their money, cards and PIN numbers?” 030
David Craig (author) @dcraig.bsky.social · 02/08/2026The ‘Rashalon’ vampire episode is one of my favourites. Mulder: “oh, shi-“ *opening credits cut in* 020
Reposted by David Craig (author)Inspired Quill @inspiredquill.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Do you ever meet a character for the first time and within 0.42 seconds you just _know_ you're going to enjoy their page-time? There's at least one in every IQ book, and not necessarily the protagonists! Who was your last surprising-favourite? #fantasynovel #fyp #tbr #reading #favecharacter 032
David Craig (author) @dcraig.bsky.social · 23/07/2026He was friends with Duchovny. Scully telling Mulder that Tea Leoni fancied him was funny, not least since they were married irl. Plus the three-way bubble bath scene with Mulder, Scully and Skinner. 010
David Craig (author) @dcraig.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Also had some recognisable names at the time - the Hollywood AD episode written by Duchovny had Tea Leoni plaing Scully in a film, and Gary Shandling playing Mulder. Obe of my favourite episodes, it was completely nuts. He’s not on screen but Richard Gere was playing Assistant Director Skinner. 110
David Craig (author) @dcraig.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Same! Got hold of the 80’s Transformers my parents kept binning. 010
David Craig (author) @dcraig.bsky.social · 23/07/2026I like how they clarified it was 1867 AD. Just in case anyone thought it might be BC… 130
David Craig (author) @dcraig.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Copilot? I had to downgrade my 365 subscription to get rid of it from trying to ‘help’ me with my writing 140
David Craig (author) @dcraig.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Not sure what you expected governments to do - we’ve only known about this approaching calamity for *checks notes* almost 50 years. I lost hope when Trump reversed the US plastic straw ban. Apparently paper straws are a sacrifice too farZ 000
David Craig (author) @dcraig.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Rail travel prices are crazy compared to thr service received. It would be like paying premium operator 1st class air travel prices while actually being stuck in a drunk-filled 737 bound for Magaluf. 010
David Craig (author) @dcraig.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Yep. He threw away a massive Labour majority. And some bad decisons (followed by u-turns) aside, the sad thing is that in a lot of ways, Labour under him was making improvements. Though of course there was always him recruiting Mandelson, which was a massive error. 010
David Craig (author) @dcraig.bsky.social · 23/06/2026A big issue with him is that the left believe he’s a Tory, and the right think he’s a radical marxist. So the only people who grudgingly like him are some boomer ‘nice’ Tories. 110
David Craig (author) @dcraig.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Has the moment been prepared for?? .. Seriously tho, probably dehydration and lack of electrolytes, so drink water with some crisps and a sugery biscuit. Or if it gets worse, go to A&E 000
David Craig (author) @dcraig.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Was thinking the same! The idea of my chocolate lab leaving her food uneaten does not compute. 000
David Craig (author) @dcraig.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Funny that Quark’s holosuites - literally jury-rigged with spatulas - rarely malfunctioned while the Federation flagship’s holodecks were deathtraps. 3100
David Craig (author) @dcraig.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Oof! Years ago I briefly attended Krav Maga classes. I was picked to assist the trainer in a demo, with him standing in front with his back to me. He readied his arm for a backwards strike, then paused and asked if I was wearing a groin guard (I wasn’t at that point).That nearly ended very badly! 010
David Craig (author) @dcraig.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Don’t know why they didn’t just hire Jo Martin to do thr xmas special as a standalone adventure. 030
David Craig (author) @dcraig.bsky.social · 02/06/2026My favourite is the one dedicated to the men behind the Highland Clearances in the Lismore pub. Specifically, above the toilet urinal. 130
Reposted by David Craig (author)Elsewhen Press @elsewhen.press · 29/05/2026Out today: The Cedar & The Sapphire by Miles Nelson, the delightful sequel to his The Forge & The Flood. Continuing the story of the Lutra and the Ailura, and especially Indigo and Sienna, the book is once again about love and hope, and those who support you when you're struggling. 181
David Craig (author) @dcraig.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Been playing Elite Dangerous, most recently as part of the player-run four-month long Distant Worlds 3 expedition. My ship at the end of the trip, and now, after an extensive modular, engineering and cosmetic refit. 010
David Craig (author) @dcraig.bsky.social · 26/05/2026My grandparents had carpets in the kitchen and the bathroom, for some unknown reason. 010
David Craig (author) @dcraig.bsky.social · 26/05/2026That story is what inspired me to kick off my Victorian Glasgow vampire series in the Southern Necropolis 030
Reposted by David Craig (author)Elsewhen Press @elsewhen.press · 19/05/2026Book launch for Rosie Oliver's A Truth Beyond Sense, set on Miranda (moon of Uranus) at Satellite 9 on Sat 17.30. Rosie will read, answer questions, sell and sign copies. There will be refreshments! 041
Reposted by David Craig (author)Elsewhen Press @elsewhen.press · 14/05/2026While you’re waiting for tomorrow’s publication of A Truth Beyond Sense by Rosie Oliver, you might like to know that you can download a free novelette of events ten years before which led to Dirk’s predicament in the new book. Available at bit.ly/TruthBeyond 031
David Craig (author) @dcraig.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Commoner of the Rings Betting Shop Royale Mild Disorder on the Orient Express Indigestion on the Nile 010
David Craig (author) @dcraig.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Looking forward to it! Enjoyed the first three books 010
Reposted by David Craig (author)Elsewhen Press @elsewhen.press · 01/05/2026Indie Press Day is the ideal time to check out work by indie authors from indie publishers. You know that a book published by an indie has been selected with care. Browse our catalogue of fantastic titles elsewhen.press/lets-escape #IndiePressDay #SpeculativeFiction 191
David Craig (author) @dcraig.bsky.social · 01/05/2026As it’s Indie Press Day, here are my four novels published by Elsewhen Press! elsewhen.press/index.php/ca... #indiepressday #books #urbanfantasy #fantasy #scotland 1137
David Craig (author) @dcraig.bsky.social · 01/05/2026Today is Indie Press Day, to help support the many small presses that don’t have the visibility of the larger publishers. 052
Reposted by David Craig (author)Amy Orrell @authoramyorrell.bsky.social · 01/05/2026Happy Indie Press Day! Which indie publishers do you have in your collection? @elsewhen.press @flyonthewallpress.bsky.social @titanbooks.bsky.social @deixispress.bsky.social @saltpublishing.com @guardbridgebooks.bsky.social @herabooks.bsky.social #indiepressday #indiepressday2026 #booksky 1164
Reposted by David Craig (author)Victoria Ling 🌱 🎓 🪐📚 @vrling.bsky.social · 01/05/2026It's #IndiePressDay today which is about raising the profile of small presses. Why? Because their output is incredible: Compared to the big publishers, Indies are more likely to take a risk on an experimental manuscript or more difficult subjects, and we need that freedom of speech more than ever! 075
David Craig (author) @dcraig.bsky.social · 27/04/2026Also, in the 90’s there was a 12 month gap from cinema to rental. Now, it’s about a 3 month gap from cinema to being able to stream on UltraHD TV’s from the comfort of one’s own home… 000
David Craig (author) @dcraig.bsky.social · 24/04/2026“His heart stopped due to bloodloss, but some chest compressions will sort that.” 010
David Craig (author) @dcraig.bsky.social · 21/04/2026“You never bothered to see our last six years worth of movies, so now we want you to go to the cinema to rewatch a movie we released seven years ago…” 020
Reposted by David Craig (author)Elsewhen Press @elsewhen.press · 21/04/2026We are thrilled to reveal the cover of Rosie Oliver's new book, A Truth Beyond Sense, created by Alex Storer. Out on May 15th. Hear a reading from Rosie at Satellite 9 in Glasgow later in May. 063
Reposted by David Craig (author)Tanya Reimer @treimerauthor.bsky.social · 19/04/2026Time to celebrate those great indie presses! #indiepressday Thanks Elsewhen Press for books we love! Join in on the hashtag on May 1st #booksky #lovelsewhen #indiebooks #amwriting 0101
David Craig (author) @dcraig.bsky.social · 20/04/2026Me too. For some reason I bought the Star Trek First Contact novel. I’ve heard that the Revenge of the Sith novelisation is superior to the film. 010