Tristan @dcpackerpacker.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I’m running for ANC! Specifically SMD 5E 06. Give me a follow @tristan5e06.bsky.social endorsed by @ggwash.org and @dcyimbys.bsky.social! 042
Tristan @dcpackerpacker.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Problem is they want us to pull out the pitch forks. 110
Tristan @dcpackerpacker.bsky.social · 25/09/2026How do you jump offside when you don’t intend to snap the ball?! 010
Tristan @dcpackerpacker.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Oof. Hope so for your sake. My older one had a mild case and was itchy for what felt like forever. 100
Tristan @dcpackerpacker.bsky.social · 17/09/2026My Midwestern spiritual roots will heed this call. 010
Tristan @dcpackerpacker.bsky.social · 14/09/2026When was the last time a team didn’t convert a 2 pointer? I honestly can’t remember. 000
Tristan @dcpackerpacker.bsky.social · 07/09/2026He knows how to explode into hits or whatever the announcer was blathering on about. 000
Tristan @dcpackerpacker.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Yep! All this pearl clutching about DSA might not have happened if the ostensible left party put forward any sort of positive vision that wasn’t just “Orange man bad but we can’t do anything unless you vote harder” platform. 080
Tristan @dcpackerpacker.bsky.social · 27/08/2026This is an egregious violation of the peace terms from The War on Christmas. Christmas has clearly violated the territorial integrity of Back to School season completely annexing Spooky Season. We demand a return to its day after Thanksgiving borders. 030
Tristan @dcpackerpacker.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Immediately thought (Jordy) Nelson but then I got the joke. 010
Tristan @dcpackerpacker.bsky.social · 10/08/2026I keep telling myself we are closer to the equinox than the solstice and that helps keep me going. 110
Tristan @dcpackerpacker.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Am I the only one who thinks 16 games was the perfect number of games and that even 17 is too many? 5110
Tristan @dcpackerpacker.bsky.social · 08/08/2026If no takers locally, would you ship it to DC? I’d pay for shipping. 100
Tristan @dcpackerpacker.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Every time I move I swear I’ll never move again. Hopefully this last time was in fact the last. Good luck! 110
Tristan @dcpackerpacker.bsky.social · 07/08/2026They need a Bluesky account. 311 requests on the other app were the best. 200
Tristan @dcpackerpacker.bsky.social · 06/08/2026This book made its way to every volunteer when I was in Peace Corps in Central Asia. I managed to not read it somehow. Glad I didn’t. 000
Tristan @dcpackerpacker.bsky.social · 05/08/2026The fact that this is news tells you how far he’s fallen. 000
Tristan @dcpackerpacker.bsky.social · 03/08/2026As a Packers fan and progressive, this hit hard. Both because it’s right and the Packers would be the team to blow it half the time. 020
Tristan @dcpackerpacker.bsky.social · 01/08/2026I had a similar thought. I miss the beat reporters but glad to not contribute to Musk’s anti-democratic project. 010
Tristan @dcpackerpacker.bsky.social · 31/07/2026So they’ll just sleep on the sidewalk next to it. At least give them shelter from the rain. 010
Tristan @dcpackerpacker.bsky.social · 17/07/2026I am sick and tired of global warming. Can we just end it please? 000
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Tristan @dcpackerpacker.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Oh good. I biked there yesterday and was afraid they weren’t come back. 000
Tristan @dcpackerpacker.bsky.social · 09/07/2026If the dude wants to be president rather than run for the seat this is a fighter’s mentality. 000
Tristan @dcpackerpacker.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Noooo! It feels like 110 degrees! I want light, crisp lagers and pilsners. Save the malt for soup season! 110
Tristan @dcpackerpacker.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Gonna save this for when we’re in the pits of Hell next week. 010
Tristan @dcpackerpacker.bsky.social · 22/06/2026The problem wasn’t how confused the voters would be but how boring the candidates were. 110
Tristan @dcpackerpacker.bsky.social · 12/06/2026This is what Green Day was referring to when they said “wake me up when September ends”. 000
Tristan @dcpackerpacker.bsky.social · 10/06/2026A large number of people in the DMV would gladly pay a decent chunk of change for an hour with a sledgehammer. Could probably recoup the construction costs. 020
Tristan @dcpackerpacker.bsky.social · 09/06/2026The 2000s guys. They used to tell defenses the plays they were about to run and Ahman Green still ran for 1800 yards. 120
Tristan @dcpackerpacker.bsky.social · 04/06/2026I let my subscription expire a few years ago because of their insistent pearl clutching about the “threat from the illiberal left” when there was an openly authoritarian movement on the right. 060
Tristan @dcpackerpacker.bsky.social · 04/06/2026She’s mad at you because she feels neglected. Call in sick to work and go for a long, directionless, ambling ride tomorrow. 001
