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Jeremiah Cimmerian

@dcimmerian.bsky.social
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SCP Writer and Youtuber. And D&D DM.

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Jeremiah Cimmerian @dcimmerian.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
"The wires follow their movements. No. The wires move them. Just as I am moved." Check out "Everything in Its Right Place": scp-wiki.wikidot.com/everything-i...
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Everything in Its Right Place - SCP Foundation
The SCP Foundation's 'top-secret' archives, declassified for your enjoyment.
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Jeremiah Cimmerian @dcimmerian.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
long ago they carved out deep wounds in the earth now they float silent, alone, still in the dark our nights have city lights too bright to see them because now stars no longer fall but we do
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Jeremiah Cimmerian @dcimmerian.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Pretty wild that websites are demanding more and more personal information from us in order to "comply with privacy laws". Like, they're telling the truth, but the irony of all this won't really be noticed until the next big data breach.
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Jeremiah Cimmerian @dcimmerian.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Story pitch: Time travelers go back in time to meet Jesus, but Jesus is part of the Agency for Temporal Alignment. So he just constantly puts the travelers into time jail. I'll call it "Jesus Christ, Time Cop."
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OboeLauren🔜PAXUnplugged @lauren-urban.com · 30/11/2025
It's our SEASON FINALE! Time to head into the palace and start the rebellion! Join @dcimmerian.bsky.social @latiajacquise.com @dreamwisp.bsky.social @goblinkatie.com & me for @playersandbook.com! WE ARE LIVE AT: twitch.tv/playersandbook
Players & Book Sundays 3pm PT on twitch.tv/playersandbook. Art of the four characters and the logo for the game.
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Jeremiah Cimmerian @dcimmerian.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Had an story idea: A special effects company that's been using vampires and mirrors for 100 years to make practical special effects easier to accomplish on camera. With the advent of cheap CGI, they're all being laid off.
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Jeremiah Cimmerian @dcimmerian.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Not 100% sure if I've ever encountered the 6-7 meme in the wild but I assume it's as nonsensical as people saying nice after 420 or 69.
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Jeremiah Cimmerian @dcimmerian.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
I put a desk together today and when I was done I didn't have to take anything apart and flip it around and put it back together again and I don't think I'm getting enough credit for that.
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OboeLauren🔜PAXUnplugged @lauren-urban.com · 05/10/2025
Never forget a change of underwear when fleeing for your life. The fleeing continues today on @playersandbook.com at 3pm PT with @dcimmerian.bsky.social @latiajacquise.com @dreamwisp.bsky.social @goblinkatie.com & me! #dnd #ttrpg twitch.tv/playersandbook
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Jeremiah Cimmerian @dcimmerian.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Remember, if someone in your life is constantly making bad decisions, they chose to be in your life at some point. So you really shouldn't be surprised they're still screwing up.
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GoblinKatie 🎲 @goblinkatie.com · 22/08/2025
Nobody tell Hank.
Meme using screen shots from Focus Friend.

Text at the top reads “There are two types of Bean tenders…”

On the left is a discord message from Jeremiah Cimmerian. A little bean character is in a completely decked out room, he looks very happy. The message reads “@Goblinkatie I finished the Bean's room. I think it's possible I don't use my phone enough?”

The image on the right is a message from Goblinkatie that shows a bean drinking from a glass in a completely empty room. The message reads “... Bob has 34 socks and a drinking problem.”
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Players & Book @playersandbook.com · 17/08/2025
It’s nearly time to set sail with the “Secondhand Souls”! Join @dcimmerian.bsky.social, @dreamwisp.bsky.social, @Goblinkatie.com, @latiajacquise.com, & @Lauren-Urban.com as they enjoy/cause existential crises on the high seas! Twitch.TV/PlayersAnd... (Sunday at 6pm EST / 3pm PST)
A promotional image for Players And Book. 

Headshots of all five players (Jennifer Kretchmer, Lauren Urban, Jeremiah Cimmerian, LaTia Jacquise, and Katie Downey across the bottom of a blue field, with the Players and Book logo in the upper left corner. Image text reads "Existential crisis across the high seas! twitch.tv/playersandbook Sundays 6pm EST/ 3pm PST"
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Jeremiah Cimmerian @dcimmerian.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
"From the moment your consciousness emerged from oblivion, death was your companion. It will be there with you at the end, when you are mad with grief at the loss of all you've ever loved. But not for me. I'll live after the stars are cinders. And I will always be alone."
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OboeLauren🔜PAXUnplugged @lauren-urban.com · 23/03/2025
We will all see the ends of our books, but will you be its author, or someone else? @playersandbook.com is off this week, but @dcimmerian.bsky.social @latiajacquise.com @dreamwisp.bsky.social @goblinkatie.com & I will be back next week to continue writing this story together! #dnd #ttrpg #liveplay
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Jeremiah Cimmerian @dcimmerian.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
my mood is currently "accidentally listened to a Sara Bareilles song and trying not to openly weep in a parking lot"
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Jeremiah Cimmerian @dcimmerian.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
If anyone is interested, I have three openings for a game I'm DMing over on Startplaying. startplaying.games/adventure/cm...
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Play Dungeons & Dragons 5e Online | The Sky High City
You find yourself in the isolated town of Bonwen during a strange time in its history. A number of engineers have decided that they don't wanna live under the thumb of the Dwarves, so they did what an...
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Jeremiah Cimmerian @dcimmerian.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
story pitch: a bag of doritos and when you take one out of the bag it's magically replaced until eventually the whole bag is entirely different doritos than you started with and I'll call it the chip of theseus
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Jeremiah Cimmerian @dcimmerian.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
jesus was a nepo baby no I will not be taking questions
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Jeremiah Cimmerian @dcimmerian.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Had a dream where I was hanging out with a girl I loved and who was clearly in love with me. When she said that she loved me I said "Yeah I'm excited to see where this goes" and I think I might be the problem.
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Jeremiah Cimmerian @dcimmerian.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
You know it strikes me odd that I have two D&D campaigns going and the theme of one is the nature of identity and the other is on the nature of reality. But I don't have any strong attachment to philosophy and usually shrug and think "who cares" when it comes up in real life.
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Jeremiah Cimmerian @dcimmerian.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Finished Stardew Valley this morning. 100% finished. No more content. All achievements. Feels like that should be illegal.
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Jeremiah Cimmerian @dcimmerian.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
The biggest problem with modern technology and social media is, I think, that it gives us exactly what we want. And we all secretly hate ourselves.
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Jeremiah Cimmerian @dcimmerian.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
No you didn't forget a great idea. A good idea sticks with you. A mediocre idea tricks you into thinking it was good after you've forgotten it.
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Jeremiah Cimmerian @dcimmerian.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
...wait. Is Homelander just a more violent Captain Hammer from Dr. Horrible's Singalong Blog?
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Jeremiah Cimmerian @dcimmerian.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Gonna create a new spell that's a cross between Vortex Warp and Time Stop. I'll replace the verbal components with a kinesthetic component. It's just a step to the left. Then a step to the right...
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Jeremiah Cimmerian @dcimmerian.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Was thinking about Superman after the James Gunn teaser and why it works for me while Snyder's version never did. Superman lets us pretend for a little while that someone is coming to save us. It's a beautiful fiction. And sometimes I need to pretend for a little while.
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The Desk Of Alto Clef @thedeskofaltoclef.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
As we all know @playersandbook.bsky.social has the greatest NPC known to man. Wizard Frog. Today, I was stumbling through the tumblr cesspool (term of endearment) and found this. @dcimmerian.bsky.social 's author avatar as a frog. Joining the two worlds. Cred: scientistyaoi Glory to Wizard Frog.
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Jeremiah Cimmerian @dcimmerian.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
One nice thing about Wicked coming back into vogue is that I can now watch other people reacting to Defying Gravity for the first time.
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Jeremiah Cimmerian @dcimmerian.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
I do not recommend staying at the Infinite Hotel. Sure, they have infinite rooms but every time someone new checks in they make you move one room down. The breakfast was nice though. 3/5 stars.
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Jeremiah Cimmerian @dcimmerian.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Thinking of starting a new BG3 game and never getting out of Act One whenever they release the Bladesinger.
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Jeremiah Cimmerian @dcimmerian.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Doctors are necessary for a functioning society. Teachers are necessary. Education is necessary. And yet capitalism went so far up its own ass that they want us to go into debt for life in order to learn how to perform jobs that *need* to be performed.
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Jeremiah Cimmerian @dcimmerian.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
I was thinking today about why I created a "big good" in my D&D world and I think it comes back, weirdly, to modern Star Trek. I liked when the Federation was flawed but ultimately and unquestionably the good guys. Sure not every franchise needs to be like that, but it's nice when some are.
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Jeremiah Cimmerian @dcimmerian.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
artificial intelligence implies the existence of natural intelligence and I've seen no evidence of that
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Players & Book @playersandbook.com · 01/12/2024
It’s almost time for the season one finale of Players And Book! The Secondhand Souls have arrived on the Isle of Dreams only to discover they are not alone in looking to uncover its secrets. Sign up and set sail tonight at 6 PM Eastern/3 PM Pacific on: Twitch.tv/PlayersAnd...
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PlayersAndBook - Twitch
A 5e Dungeons & Dragons campaign set in the homebrew world of Heimal. Four adventurers are entering the end of their senior year at The Mystic Mariner's Academy, the Premier Navigator's Academy.
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Jeremiah Cimmerian @dcimmerian.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Looking for opinions from other forever DMs: does it bother any of the rest of you that you may be blind to certain problems in your game because you don't spend enough time as a player, or is it less of a concern than my brain makes it out to be?
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Jeremiah Cimmerian @dcimmerian.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
I may not seem the type to be very excited about Christmas, but here I am anyway. I'm one of those fucks who keeps their Christmas lights up all year round not (only) out of laziness, but 'cause I like the way they look.
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Jeremiah Cimmerian @dcimmerian.bsky.social · 02/07/2024
Be there or be square.
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