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"To err is human, to really foul things up requires a computer" 💾 @David_Crayford on #Twitter

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David_Crayford 🇬🇧 @dccrayford.bsky.social · 8h
never heard of this but I am intrigued
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David_Crayford 🇬🇧 @dccrayford.bsky.social · 9h
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David_Crayford 🇬🇧 @dccrayford.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Wordle 1,944 2/6* ⬜⬜🟨🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 close to a first word win - got it in two
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Reuters @reuters.com · 14/10/2026
Isle of Wight fossil sheds light on enigmatic meat-eating dinosaurs reut.rs/4rZQmyV
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Isle of Wight fossil sheds light on enigmatic meat-eating dinosaurs
The partial skull of a tiger-sized predator that prowled what is now the Isle of Wight off England's southern coast about 120 million years ago is giving scientists a better understanding of an ​enigmatic group of meat-eating dinosaurs known for running down prey and ripping them apart with massive hand claws.
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David_Crayford 🇬🇧 @dccrayford.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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David_Crayford 🇬🇧 @dccrayford.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Actually, very yes.
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The New York Times @nytimes.com · 13/10/2026
After finally drafting a will, writer Rose Maura Lorre took her end-of-life prep up a notch and got a kit called a Nokbox: a box of worksheets that you file away for any next of kin tasked with managing your earthly to-dos after you’re gone. nyti.ms/4jJuIwL
This Kit Made Getting My End-of-Life Affairs in Order Somehow ... Fun?
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David_Crayford 🇬🇧 @dccrayford.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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David_Crayford 🇬🇧 @dccrayford.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I like this song but I still think of it in simple terms of paying for where you live rather than the alternative meaning of prostitution because that's what it meant to me at face value when it was released and being able to have your own place is pretty fundamental in life.
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David_Crayford 🇬🇧 @dccrayford.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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BJORK PLAY DEAD
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David_Crayford 🇬🇧 @dccrayford.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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David_Crayford 🇬🇧 @dccrayford.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
These jokes could be better with a little work. Maybe some lessons from real comedians. (Invite one in to give a masterclass for the audience?) Or maybe just a better producer. [This assumes that you actually want to make people laugh and are not using this as a vehicle for sending secret messages.]
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David_Crayford 🇬🇧 @dccrayford.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I am currently binge watching these on YouTube. Some of them are quite good and have made me laugh. Some of them fall well below even Tony Blackburn dad jokes and are cringe. The setup and framing tends to be rather hammy and forced - almost as if you are trying to make the joke fail on purpose.
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Kermode and Mayo's Take @kermodeandmayo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Feeling doom & gloomy? Wondering whether climate change or an AI takeover will kill us all first? 🫣 Laughter Lift to the rescue 😂 Here to help you giggle/groan your worries away every week on the Take. Oh, and we do film stuff too 🎬 Listen 🎧 pod.fo/e/64ef71 Watch 📺 www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzYl...
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David_Crayford 🇬🇧 @dccrayford.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
how do you manipulate it?
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It's The Weekend 😌 @craigweekend.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Hark! heare the wynde blowe! Wacche the sonne ryse! Runninge yn the shadowes, Curse thy love, curse thy lies. And yf thou ne dost not love me now Thou wilt nevir love me agayne - Ich kan yet heare thee sayinge: Thou wouldst nevir breake the chayne #FleetwoodMac #OFMD
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David_Crayford 🇬🇧 @dccrayford.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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The Washington Post @washingtonpost.com · 09/10/2026
Breaking news: Arlington County sued to block construction of President Trump’s planned 250-foot triumphal arch, arguing that the administration failed to adequately evaluate potential environmental impacts of the project as required by federal law.
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Virginia county sues to block Trump from building his arch
Arlington County’s all-Democratic board argues that the planned 250-foot-tall arch needs more review.
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David_Crayford 🇬🇧 @dccrayford.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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David_Crayford 🇬🇧 @dccrayford.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I don't even have a microphone or camera on my main PC. Not out of some security fetish but because the bugger is 18 years old and we didn't have the capacity back then.
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David_Crayford 🇬🇧 @dccrayford.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
raised dead computer
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David_Crayford 🇬🇧 @dccrayford.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
My settings must be locked down as it has no details on me.
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David_Crayford 🇬🇧 @dccrayford.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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The Fake History Hunter @fakehistoryhunter.net · 07/10/2026
Employees at the the Cleveland Trust Company in Ohio, USA, practice protecting the main vault of the strong room, 1924.
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David_Crayford 🇬🇧 @dccrayford.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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David_Crayford 🇬🇧 @dccrayford.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Written another quiz.
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David_Crayford 🇬🇧 @dccrayford.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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David_Crayford 🇬🇧 @dccrayford.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Six sizzling sausages.
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David_Crayford 🇬🇧 @dccrayford.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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David_Crayford 🇬🇧 @dccrayford.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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It's The Weekend 😌 @craigweekend.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
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David_Crayford 🇬🇧 @dccrayford.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Rob Turpin 🇺🇦🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️ @thisnorthernboy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
'Night Tracks' on BBC Radio 3 is one of my favourite music shows. Late night listening, everything from electronica to classical. Wonderful stuff. @hannahpeel.bsky.social and Sara Mohr-Pietsch curating a fantastic selection of music. #music
bbc.co.uk
BBC Radio 3 - Night Tracks, Immersive music for after-hours
Sara Mohr-Pietsch with an adventurous, immersive soundtrack for late-night listening.
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David_Crayford 🇬🇧 @dccrayford.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
One hit wonder?
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David_Crayford 🇬🇧 @dccrayford.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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David_Crayford 🇬🇧 @dccrayford.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
(Glass - NOT Microsoft)
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David_Crayford 🇬🇧 @dccrayford.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Love this song.
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Simon Mayo @simonmayo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Today’s Big 45 @greatesthitsuk.bsky.social
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David_Crayford 🇬🇧 @dccrayford.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
New Windows Installed [2/2]
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
RED DIESEL IS NOT PETROL BUDDY
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David_Crayford 🇬🇧 @dccrayford.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Donna Edgell @donnaedgell.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Happy birthday, Thunderbirds (first broadcast on this day in 1965)… #Thunderbird2IsTheBest
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David_Crayford 🇬🇧 @dccrayford.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Beautiful picture, Ruth.
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David_Crayford 🇬🇧 @dccrayford.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
New Window Installed [1/2]
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David_Crayford 🇬🇧 @dccrayford.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The bot went bust.
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David_Crayford 🇬🇧 @dccrayford.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Edward Wong @ewong.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Extraordinary for any American president: Trump offered to sell weapons to Xi Jinping of China. That was revealed by David Perdue, US ambassador. Trump is withholding a $14 billion arms package to Taiwan approved by Congress. China aids Iran and Russia. Gift link: www.nytimes.com/2026/09/27/u...
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Trump Offered to Sell Arms to China, U.S. Ambassador Says (Gift Article)
President Trump made the offer to Xi Jinping, China’s leader, said David Perdue, the U.S. ambassador to China. Trump is withholding a $14 billion arms package to Taiwan.
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David_Crayford 🇬🇧 @dccrayford.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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