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Roster Player 99

@dccortez.bsky.social
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I just read books now.

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Roster Player 99 @dccortez.bsky.social · 17m
I know I ain't open this app and see a Robot in the octagon with a mortal 🤣
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Roster Player 99 @dccortez.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
As a DC nigga, if you're in DC, you need to go to Gold Clover. Gives you the Marvin vibe IYKYK
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Roster Player 99 @dccortez.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
These Nationals, this season has been a roller coaster smh
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Roster Player 99 @dccortez.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My new favorite response to folks is, “I got blessed people's problems.”
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Roster Player 99 @dccortez.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Every time homie says, “So you sell hats?” I ugly laugh 🤣
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Roster Player 99 @dccortez.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
My porch cushions were on somebody else's porch three houses down this morning. The storm was wicked!
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Roster Player 99 @dccortez.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Orlando!! Nats win!!
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Roster Player 99 @dccortez.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Hey these players making their MLB debut 👀 Morales?!
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Roster Player 99 @dccortez.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Like he got the out but he just gives up too many HR in critical spots!!
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Roster Player 99 @dccortez.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Clayton gotta go smh.
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Roster Player 99 @dccortez.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Yeah he's the MVP
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Roster Player 99 @dccortez.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Sheesh what a collapse.
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Roster Player 99 @dccortez.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Lmao aye these Nationals! This is a mad ting!!
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Roster Player 99 @dccortez.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
They’re re-airing Tim Curry’s Fresh Air interview, and just wow, what a talent. Didn't know he was the voice of Nigel Thornberry 🤯.
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Roster Player 99 @dccortez.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Not gonna lie, I'll be happy when East Potomac is done so we can have Langston back smh.
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Roster Player 99 @dccortez.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
everything is a lot.
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Roster Player 99 @dccortez.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The Nats were getting no hit by the Rockies and I might have legit gone full irrational sports fan tonight. But there's still time…
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Roster Player 99 @dccortez.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Me as soon as I finished the article physical magazine of course 🤣🤣 www.theatlantic.com/magazine/202...
theatlantic.com
The End of Reading Is Here
Optimists once believed that universal literacy was inevitable. Now it seems that the age of reading might be a short anomaly in human history.
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Roster Player 99 @dccortez.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Metro killing with the merch, but the train service, you know, whatever.
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Roster Player 99 @dccortez.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Was talking trash to a Man U fan yesterday. He saw my Wizard hat and without missing a beat said, “But you understand.” 😭
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Roster Player 99 @dccortez.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I left this game early and they walked the Mets off a HR 🥹
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Roster Player 99 @dccortez.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
And that MSG concert was incredible!
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Roster Player 99 @dccortez.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I know niggas hate Yeezus (great album for getting ready to go out), but that New Slaves verse was what did man dem in. IMO, amongst other things.
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Roster Player 99 @dccortez.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
United Lounge hates to see me coming.
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Roster Player 99 @dccortez.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
These airport lounges have corrupted me 😭
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Roster Player 99 @dccortez.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
My privilege has me disconnected, but I vote like I'm poor because it's always one “wrong” step before I'm there.
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Roster Player 99 @dccortez.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
One day we gonna talk about Joe vs. Donell Jones, broadcast live at this Yard restaurant in Chicago. Had that shit on like the Super Bowl.
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Roster Player 99 @dccortez.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Haven't been to Chicago since a yute. Lawd what a city.
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Roster Player 99 @dccortez.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I'm pretty sure I just saw Back to Back to Back HR on the southside
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Roster Player 99 @dccortez.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Man, nothing makes me happier than seeing labor on strike!!
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Roster Player 99 @dccortez.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
The first thing that came to mind 🤣
Helena telling Rhaenyra everything she cares about is ugly.
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Roster Player 99 @dccortez.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Arsenal returning right as the Nationals are pissing me off. Amazing!
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Roster Player 99 @dccortez.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Any well… we back!! Arsenal!!!
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Roster Player 99 @dccortez.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
What's wildly ironic is that before TV, he was a prominent Black Journalist, and for that same group to admonish you with cause. Much respect NABJ.
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Roster Player 99 @dccortez.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
CJ Abrams!!!
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Roster Player 99 @dccortez.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Sweeps!! Let's go. Let's go NATS!!
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Roster Player 99 @dccortez.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I think Randy Clarke has done a good job overall. But Metro Rail has been a full on shitshow this summer.
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Roster Player 99 @dccortez.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I also ruined Santa Claus in elementary school, along with bringing the cuss words, meanings, and how to use them in a sentence. 🫣
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Roster Player 99 @dccortez.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Y'all ever sit back and ponder, and come to the realization that “It was me!” about some shit? Me, it's introducing weed to my sandbox friends. You're welcome to be honest.
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Roster Player 99 @dccortez.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I know this team lol
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Roster Player 99 @dccortez.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
11 runs is the fewest the Nats can score for me to feel semi confident that they win the game.
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Roster Player 99 @dccortez.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
The tears of joy when I just saw Resy Credit post 🥹
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Roster Player 99 @dccortez.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Nats Park is jumping!!!
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Ida B Wells' Winchester Rifle @dytsras.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Saw this on "In Class With Carr" earlier and thought more people should see it. Rest in peace to Tony Brown. Long live HBCUs
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Roster Player 99 @dccortez.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Note to self: leave tonight out of the memoir.
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Roster Player 99 @dccortez.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
This upcoming series against the Snakes is critical!!
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Roster Player 99 @dccortez.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Fuck DoorDash on behalf of the residents of D.C.
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Roster Player 99 @dccortez.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Houthis said, “Don't worry! If they mans come through our block we checking dem too!”
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Roster Player 99 @dccortez.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
This is legit unnecessary madness 🤣🤣
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Roster Player 99 @dccortez.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Might as well roll a sheet when I get home, grabba already in the air.
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