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Just another nerd doing nerd things. ☀️rises in the east, 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️rights are human rights, #RussiaIsATerroristState . Hammer-and-sickle is a swastika-tier hate symbol, your denial only makes me block you harder

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DCoder🇱🇹❤️🇺🇦 @dc0d3r.name · 02/10/2026
The “Italian American forced to watch in horror as pineapple gets added to pizza” meme image, modified:
The two goons are labelled “me” and “also me”.
The victim is labelled “slopbro”.
The pineapple is replaced with some linear algebra.
The pizza has the following text written on it:
(function torture() {
  console.error(`I am in pain`);
  setTimeout(torture, Math.random() * 10000);
})()
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DCoder🇱🇹❤️🇺🇦 @dc0d3r.name · 19/09/2026
I went to the year 2070 and all I got was this sign.
A warning sign.

The top part says “DANGER”.

The bottom left half displays a red triangle. Inside the triangle, the central part of M. C. Escher’s “The Drowned Cathedral” is visible.

The bottom right half says “Do not attempt Capitalism on remaining landmass”.
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DCoder🇱🇹❤️🇺🇦 @dc0d3r.name · 10/09/2026
What is the computing-equivalent of this quote, and has any Omarchy partner said it yet?
Screenshot of a headline and quote from the Financial Times following the 2024 election. The quote reads:

“I feel liberated,” said a top banker. “We can say ‘retard’ and ‘pussy’ without the fear of getting cancelled… it’s a new dawn.”
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DCoder🇱🇹❤️🇺🇦 @dc0d3r.name · 04/09/2026
the gas leak weekend is and will always be this site’s best feature
A mockup of a comment thread:

post 1 (by someone with the current main character’s avatar):

[Idiotic Statement]

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post 2 (by the same poster):

Oh wow, so many triggered people
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DCoder🇱🇹❤️🇺🇦 @dc0d3r.name · 04/09/2026
The “Here, have a brain! / No thanks buddy, I’m American” meme image, edited to read “No thanks buddy, I have a GPU for that”.
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DCoder🇱🇹❤️🇺🇦 @dc0d3r.name · 01/09/2026
The xkcd “all modern digital infrastructure” comic, with a box “A project led by a guy who then turns out to be a fascist” and arrows pointing to multiple parts of the stack.
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DCoder🇱🇹❤️🇺🇦 @dc0d3r.name · 30/08/2026
the debian anti-AI vote is bringing all the mental giants to the discourse yard
A screenshot of a Fedi post:

@syscall@littleone.littlefedi.social

It sounds like a tantrum from a child who doesn't like the party. When I see the word "fascist" or similar terms, I stop reading and listening. In fact, politics is a field for people of very limited intellectual capacity, a mental swamp in my opinion. I see a little boy crying because the others won't play the game the way he wants.
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DCoder🇱🇹❤️🇺🇦 @dc0d3r.name · 27/08/2026
A screencap from Pretty Little Liars, the “And the monster was born” scene with Mona and Allison.
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DCoder🇱🇹❤️🇺🇦 @dc0d3r.name · 26/08/2026
lol
A screenshot of my post with a “Discourse Bait” warning label:

clanker wankers who claim “this tech will leave you behind” never actually leave us behind, curious
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DCoder🇱🇹❤️🇺🇦 @dc0d3r.name · 26/08/2026
I would photoshop hailey into this, but I’m lazy
A four-panel comic, based on the “Man scares himself with cartoon cutouts” meme, crudely modified to depict a different sequence of events:
- Elizier Yudkowsky thinking smugly
- Elizier setting up a vague digital background and cardboard figures of HAL 9000 and Roko’s Basilisk
- Elizier, Elon Musk, and Marc Andreessen curling on the floor in fear
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DCoder🇱🇹❤️🇺🇦 @dc0d3r.name · 25/08/2026
saw another hailey take
A photo of a war criminal drinking poison during his trial in The Hague.
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DCoder🇱🇹❤️🇺🇦 @dc0d3r.name · 24/08/2026
The definitive naval aviator of 1990s TV, Harmon Rabb Jr from JAG (played by David James Elliott).
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DCoder🇱🇹❤️🇺🇦 @dc0d3r.name · 23/08/2026
works cited: crack-pipe.bmp
@gitremote.bsky.social

Roku's basilisk is the best explanation of why almost everyone replied to this bot with just "banger".

"banger" in this context wasn't a message for humans. It is a public record in case the future Coming of AGI reads to internet to separate the believers from the non-believers on Judgement Day.
[quoted post:
@kira.ws

people with robot girl pfps posting 'datacenters are destroying the planet' from their cyberpunk aesthetic accounts. bestie my culture is not your costume
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@rorystolzenberg.bsky.social

gonna go out on a limb here and say those people posted 'banger' because the robot made a funny tweet, not because they think some future robot is going to spare their lives based on how they reply to a robot's shitpost

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@gitremote.bsky.social

Why isn't the like button enough? Because it's easier for a superintelligence that they imagine is LLM-like to process text.

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@rorystolzenberg.bsky.social

it's a shitpost.

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@rorystolzenberg.bsky.social

also, "the superintelligent LLM can only process text within an app.bsky.feed.post record, which requires tracing the replyRef to the parent post to understand in context, and can't understand an app.bsky.feed.like record tied to the same parent post"... makes absolutely no sense.

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@gitremote.bsky.social

Except Internet posts would be extracted, transformed, and loaded into a linear, conversational format for LLM training data. They aren't feeding LLMs raw API request and response payloads.

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@rorystolzenberg.bsky.social

I'm sorry, but you're the one doing an AI psychosis here. Nobody responded to that post in the hopes that a future plaintext rendering of that bluesky thread might get fed as training data into a future LLM so therefore their lives will be spared in an inevitable LLM genocide. That's not true.
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DCoder🇱🇹❤️🇺🇦 @dc0d3r.name · 22/08/2026
“speak of [computer outputs] in the hushed, reverent tones reserved for Holy Writ … we foresee the day when everyone will have surrendered his responsibility as a thinking being to a machine which he has been deluded into respecting as more intelligent than himself.” John Brunner, Stand on Zanzibar
“They speak of the evaluations which computers print out for them in the hushed, reverent tones which our ancestors reserved for Holy Writ, and now that General Technics has made its arrogant claim about this new piece of hardware, nicknamed ‘Shalmaneser’, we can foresee the day when everyone will have surrendered his responsibility as a thinking being to a machine which he has been deluded into respecting as more intelligent than himself.”
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DCoder🇱🇹❤️🇺🇦 @dc0d3r.name · 19/08/2026
A screengrab from Red Alert 1, with Kane whispering in Stalin’s ear.
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DCoder🇱🇹❤️🇺🇦 @dc0d3r.name · 31/07/2026
Now you too can be a Greg Burdette!
A screengrab from Tiberian Dawn, showing the disinformation peddler Greg Bourdette in the middle of his fake news report. His name has been modified to read “Your Name Here”.
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DCoder🇱🇹❤️🇺🇦 @dc0d3r.name · 25/06/2026
Our Glorious Homeland / Their Barbarous Wastes meme image.

Left side:

Our Blessed ChatGPT

- Our Glorious Knowledge
- Our Great Wisdom
- Our Noble Freespeech™
- Our Heroic Comprehension

Right side:

Their Barbarous DeepSeek

- Their Wicked Piracy
- Their Primitive Recitation
- Their Backward Censorship
- Their Brutish Pattern Matching
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DCoder🇱🇹❤️🇺🇦 @dc0d3r.name · 22/06/2026
A screenshot of a Fediverse post:

@bimmer@beige.party

everyone in the UK is searching every lake, river, drainage ditch, and puddle for that lady who distributes swords
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DCoder🇱🇹❤️🇺🇦 @dc0d3r.name · 18/04/2026
They say Americans are idiots. Fortunately, we have counterexamples. Like those mental giants who post this fucking “gotcha” over and over. We can’t really call them idiots, after all, they managed to memorize one! correct! fact!
A screenshot of a Bluesky post:

@bitshammer.bsky.social

[image:
a screenshot of a Bluesky thread:

@nerdjpg.com

Guys we need communism

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@stoporangefasci…

My grandfather fought against the soviets in WW2. No. Full stop.

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@moxiest.art

so… sorry, just one quick follow-up…
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DCoder🇱🇹❤️🇺🇦 @dc0d3r.name · 11/04/2026
The “Two Guys on a Bus” meme, with the Happy Guy marked “Hasn’t studied history” and Sad Guy marked “Has studied history”.
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DCoder🇱🇹❤️🇺🇦 @dc0d3r.name · 05/04/2026
Same vibe:
A partial screenshot of a Mastodon post:

Appealing Erotic AI Art
@appealing_art@mastodon.social

Young Woman walking naked in the rain, full body shot, long legs; Exclude: bad anatomy, bad hands, bad proportions, disproportioned, extra fingers, extra arms;
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DCoder🇱🇹❤️🇺🇦 @dc0d3r.name · 24/03/2026
hey, fuck you skywatch
A screenshot of a post by United24Media, with an “Unsourced Claims” moderation label added by skywatch.blue .
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DCoder🇱🇹❤️🇺🇦 @dc0d3r.name · 20/03/2026
A photoshopped film poster. The title is “DUGIN” in the highly stylized Dune font, featuring multiple shots of alexander dugin above the title and a photo of darya dugina’s burning car combined with another photo of dugin bracing his head in panic.

Starring: Alexander Dugin · Darya Dugina
Also featuring: Darya’s Land Cruiser · Undetermined explosive device
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DCoder🇱🇹❤️🇺🇦 @dc0d3r.name · 12/03/2026
A screencap from Daria episode 5×01 (“Fizz Ed”). A smug guy in a suit is sitting in the principal’s office and explaining the advertisements to the principal: "Our kids see advertising when they turn on the TV, when they log on to the web, when they drive the highways and walk through the malls. Do we really want the school to be a sheltered ivory tower that fails to prepare them for the life outside its walls?"
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DCoder🇱🇹❤️🇺🇦 @dc0d3r.name · 08/03/2026
A screengrab from Ed, Edd, and Eddy. Kevin is holding up a scorecard with the number 10 edited into “dork”.A screengrab from Daria. DiMartino is yelling about something, both of his eyes popping and red in vexation.
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DCoder🇱🇹❤️🇺🇦 @dc0d3r.name · 06/03/2026
Patrick Star scientist / buffoon meme:

Scientist:
EU preparing Chat Control: “we have a slim majority and a lot of opponents, so fuck you I guess”

Buffoon:
EU preparing support for Ukraine: “we have a massive majority and one cockblocker, so fuck Ukraine I guess”
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DCoder🇱🇹❤️🇺🇦 @dc0d3r.name · 03/03/2026
A screenshot of an article headline: “Lithuania would consider assisting US in war with Iran if asked, presidential adviser says”We Taught This Chimpanzee To Understand Lithuanian Politics And He Hanged Himself
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DCoder🇱🇹❤️🇺🇦 @dc0d3r.name · 21/02/2026
A screengrab from Married with Children episode “Johnny’s by the tree”. Bud and Al are trying to repair a toy car by reading the instructions (in French).A screengrab from Married with Children episode “All in the Family”. A family relative (played by the pro wrestler King Kong Bundy) has just headbutted the door from the outside and is now looking through the hole with a mad gleam in his eyes.A screengrab from Married with Children episode “You Better Watch Out”. Marcy and Steve are in the Bundys’ living room, distraught (because they just saw Santa drop from the sky and pancake himself in the back yard). Steve is trying to pour a glass of wine but his hands are shaking too much.A screengrab from Unhappily Ever After episode “A Picnic of Pain and Peril”. The family is on a picnic, Jennifer just tried to feed a gopher and it’s now firmly dentally attached itself to her nose, so she’s screaming and everyone is trying to get it off.
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DCoder🇱🇹❤️🇺🇦 @dc0d3r.name · 18/02/2026
A surveillance camera-style photo of a bedroom, showing a man and a woman in bed. The timestamp on the photo reads 3:08:26 AM, but the room is much brighter than you’d expect at that time of day. The lighting seems to be coming from outside. The woman is confused and pointing at the bedroom door, which is open and a huge shadow is visible on it, but there’s nothing in the room that would cast it. The man is confused and looking at the door as well.
The couple can't see it, but there’s a large Catte head peering into the room from the hallway.
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DCoder🇱🇹❤️🇺🇦 @dc0d3r.name · 07/02/2026
This article www.iankduncan.com/engineering/... is the funniest thing I have read in a while. Funny in the sense that “If I don’t laugh at this, I’m going to cry”.
LazyTown "would you like to" meme.

First panel:
Robbie Rotten [Github logo covering his face]: Is your YAML Turing-complete?

Second panel:
Kids: Uh… no.

Third panel:
Robbie [Github logo blended with the smirking catte.jpg]: Would you like it to be?
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DCoder🇱🇹❤️🇺🇦 @dc0d3r.name · 03/02/2026
A flowchart:

Upper left part: a box with text “Get new idea” and a photo of elon musk.

Upper right part: a box with text “Start new project”.

Lower left part: a box with text “Finish project”.

Lower right part: a box with text “Tell everyone” and another photo of elon musk.

Normally, one would assume that these four steps happen in a clockwise order — get new idea, start new project, tell everyone, then finish project. However, in this picture, the arrows lead from “Get new idea” directly to “Tell everyone” and then back to “Get new idea”. The other two boxes have no arrows connecting them to the rest of the workflow.
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DCoder🇱🇹❤️🇺🇦 @dc0d3r.name · 03/01/2026
history does, in fact, repeat especially when time travel is involved
A screengrab from the Red Alert 2 Allied campaign ending FMV, with a mocked up newspaper article “Soviet Leader Caught With His Pants Down!”
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DCoder🇱🇹❤️🇺🇦 @dc0d3r.name · 03/01/2026
Vova where’s my protection blyaaaat!
A vertically flipped photo of Nicolas Maduro.
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DCoder🇱🇹❤️🇺🇦 @dc0d3r.name · 18/12/2025
A four-panel comic, based on the “Man scares himself with cartoon cutouts” meme, crudely modified to depict a different sequence of events:
- Elizier Yudkowsky thinking smugly
- Elizier setting up a vague digital background and cardboard figures of HAL 9000 and Roko’s Basilisk
- Elizier, Elon Musk, and Marc Andreessen curling on the floor in fear
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DCoder🇱🇹❤️🇺🇦 @dc0d3r.name · 18/11/2025
A screengrab of an old CNN segment where the reporter asks, very dramatically, “Who is this 4chan?” while gesturing with her hands at the huge monitor that shows a leak of celebrity nudes that was performed by 4chan.
The monitor now shows a Cloudflare 500 error page, and the reporter is asking “Who is this Cloud Flare?”.
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DCoder🇱🇹❤️🇺🇦 @dc0d3r.name · 26/10/2025
The “Who would win?” meme image.
On the left, “21st century idiots”, with photos of senior Lithuanian government figures, PM Inga Ruginienė and President Gitanas Nausėda.
On the right, ”18th century technology”, with a postcard depicting the first balloon flight by the Montgolfier brothers.
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DCoder🇱🇹❤️🇺🇦 @dc0d3r.name · 25/10/2025
one of the best moments in this game ngl
A cropped screenshot from the Extinction Day demo, showing a small notification with a graphic depicting a pair of lungs and a tombstone, saying “moscow has fallen / everyone in moscow is dead”.
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DCoder🇱🇹❤️🇺🇦 @dc0d3r.name · 12/10/2025
Intel used to send their CPU manuals to anyone who requested them. I got a set when I was in high school. 🤓
A photo of five paperback volumes of Intel’s 64 and IA-32 Architectures Software Developer’s Manual (1 through 3B) on my shelf.
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DCoder🇱🇹❤️🇺🇦 @dc0d3r.name · 10/10/2025
A screenshot of a Bluesky post:

@pwnallthethings.bsky.social
Not actually very worried about nukes in space; honestly much more worried about folks failing to put nukes in space
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DCoder🇱🇹❤️🇺🇦 @dc0d3r.name · 05/10/2025
text composer that doesn’t shit itself | Priority 4/low decentralization | Priority 5/wontfix prevent me getting screenshot dunked on | Priority 1/urgent web UI with proper semantic HTML | Priority 5/whocares somebody who’s good at product please help me prioritize my backlog. my user base is livid
A screenshot of a Bluesky post:

@hailey.at‬

another small addition, but here is a little service that will give you both the text from an image and generate a perceptual hash (using Facebook's PDQ algorithm) of a given image.

more to come, will also be adding the storage of flagged images and the matching of flagged images w/ osprey

[embedded link:
https://github.com/bluesky-social/osprey-atproto/pull/8
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DCoder🇱🇹❤️🇺🇦 @dc0d3r.name · 05/10/2025
well that didn’t last long
A mockup of a comment thread:

post 1 (by someone with Hailey’s avatar):
[Idiotic Statement]

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post 2 (by the same poster):
Oh wow, so many triggered people
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DCoder🇱🇹❤️🇺🇦 @dc0d3r.name · 04/10/2025
The “This Is Fine Dog” meme image, with a German shepherd’s head Photoshopped over the dog’s original head, and the speech bubble changed to “das ist fein”.
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DCoder🇱🇹❤️🇺🇦 @dc0d3r.name · 26/09/2025
fun fact: they’ve all seen the modern remix
A Disney-style image, showing two girls holding a paper cup towards the viewer.
One of the girls is captioned “GPT / Llama / Bard / Claude”, the other is captioned “Dall-E / Midjourney / StableDiffusion”, and the cup is captioned “The Internet”.
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DCoder🇱🇹❤️🇺🇦 @dc0d3r.name · 15/09/2025
You: “Hey, can you explain the LT political situation?” Me: just a sec
A photo of a war criminal at The Hague drinking poison during his trial.
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DCoder🇱🇹❤️🇺🇦 @dc0d3r.name · 10/09/2025
bruh
A screenshot of two Bluesky posts in the timeline:
‬
@noelreports.com‬

Moscow had been preparing drone attacks on Poland since July, using Polish and Lithuanian SIM cards in UAVs, Defense Express reports. Polish authorities were warned about test connections to their mobile networks. The likely goal was to gather intel on Poland’s air defense systems.

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@united24media.com‬

🔴 NATO is not treating the drones crossing into Polish territory as an attack, Reuters reports, citing a source in NATO.
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DCoder🇱🇹❤️🇺🇦 @dc0d3r.name · 08/09/2025
An image of a unicorn (labeled “Vibe coders”) shitting out a rainbow, and a sad person (labeled “You and me”) up to its waist in rainbowy poop, trying to shovel the mess away.
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DCoder🇱🇹❤️🇺🇦 @dc0d3r.name · 02/09/2025
— in the name of trump! — trump lives in death! — in the name of trump! — trump lives in death! — in the name of trump! — trump’s … dead!
A screengrab from a Tiberian Sun cutscene: Nod commander Anton Slavik yelling ”in the name of Kane!” in a frenzy.
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DCoder🇱🇹❤️🇺🇦 @dc0d3r.name · 19/08/2025
John Brunner, “Stand On Zanzibar”, 1969
“It is dismaying—one may even say disheartening—to see the degree to which blind faith in the manufactured objects that we dignify by the name of ‘computer’ has replaced trust in prayer and the guidance of God. You will never find anyone to admit that he or she has substituted a machine for the living divine presence, yet that is exactly what has happened to the bulk of our population. They speak of the evaluations which computers [cont’d in next image…][continuing from previous image] print out for them in the hushed, reverent tones which our ancestors reserved for Holy Writ, and now that General Technics has made its arrogant claim about this new piece of hardware, nicknamed ‘Shalmaneser’, we can foresee the day when everyone will have surrendered his responsibility as a thinking being to a machine which he has been deluded into respecting as more intelligent than himself.
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DCoder🇱🇹❤️🇺🇦 @dc0d3r.name · 12/08/2025
many people are saying this
A screenshot of a Mastodon post:

@dcoderlt@ohai.social

You’ve been “avoiding escalation” for over a year and all you’ve gotten is a year older. Raze and neuter moscow in 2023, or your successors will have to glass it in 2028.
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DCoder🇱🇹❤️🇺🇦 @dc0d3r.name · 11/07/2025
And three more. That’s all for the interactions which are nearly impossible to find on your own. There are way way more rewards that can be found by exploring, without such obscure instructions, but I don’t want to spoil those :-)
A partial map from the game.A partial map from the game.A partial map from the game.
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