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David Weingart

@dbw.bsky.social
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Mediocre posts, infrequently issued.

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David Weingart @dbw.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Gotta protect your toes too.
A single Injinji brand toe sock isolated on a transparent background.

Toe socks creep some people out, I don’t know why.
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David Weingart @dbw.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I found this one in Italy, which makes it even more sad.
An obviously AI generated sign for a “Hot Umbrian Sandwich”, which I saw in Umbria, Italy.
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David Weingart @dbw.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Handsome black cat I saw in a small town in Italy.
A black cat looking over its shoulder on a cobblestone street in a small Italian town. He is next to a stone building with a large brown wooden door. He is looking rather regal.
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David Weingart @dbw.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Here’s my black and white boy. Sending good poop vibes 💩
A black and white cat named Henry is looking at you with a lovey-dovey expression.
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David Weingart @dbw.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Tubthumping in your 50s: He drinks a whiskey drink He drinks a vodka drink He drinks a lager drink He drinks a fiber drink
A Metamucil container. Metamucil is a psyllium husk based fiber supplement.
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David Weingart @dbw.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Where did the cat go?
A black cat hiding behind a white curtain. The cat’s tail is fully visible.
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David Weingart @dbw.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
I’m not sure that post was good for his brand:
A screenshot showing that “Richard Hanania teabag” is the second search suggestion that comes up when you search for his name.
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David Weingart @dbw.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
I guess I thought this labeler was automated. Anyway, Jerry liked one of my (trenchantly funny) replies so I was hoping I could be Jeffiried.
A screen shot of a Bluesky thread. 

Jerry’s post:

2006: Heroes
2026: He/himroes

My reply:

Would season 2 still be a huge letdown?

A screenshot showing that Jerry liked my reply from 28 days ago.
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David Weingart @dbw.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Henry (the black and white one) is very happy that Rae (the black one) has decided to sit next to him on the couch. She doesn’t do that very often due to his many offenses like “being a kitten introduced into the home of an adult cat several years ago”
A black cat named Rae is sitting next to a black and white cat named Henry. Henry is asleep, all curled up and happy.
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David Weingart @dbw.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Mine was rather inauspicious.
My 2026 Merriam-Webster word of the year is “bed rotting”.
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David Weingart @dbw.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Faint but noticeable to the naked eye, but pretty dramatic when photographed.
Purple and white aurora with dark pine trees in the foreground.
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David Weingart @dbw.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
See a tuxedo post a tuxedo
A tuxedo cat named Henry sitting in a cardboard box. You can tell he is a very silly boy.
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David Weingart @dbw.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Henry and Rae are concerned (that you might forget dinner time).
A black and white male cat named Henry and an all-black female cat named Rae sitting on the stairs. Rae is one stair above Henry. Both are looking through oak balusters at the puny human below.
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David Weingart @dbw.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
There must be a better way to honor your favorite hockey team.
Closeup of Boston Bruins themed truck nuts dangling from a tow hitch. The tow hitch cover has a Bruins logo as well.
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David Weingart @dbw.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
That doofus probably thinks this is the same as an F-150.
A photo of a basic kid’s go-kart with a red tubular frame.
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David Weingart @dbw.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
This old girl has entered her diaper era. Still manages to look cute though.
A brindle Pomeranian asleep on a brown dog bed. She is wearing a purple doggy diaper.
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David Weingart @dbw.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
I have a pretty good one ;-)
Screenshot from Pokemon Go depicting a shiny Phanpy with 13-14-15 IVs.
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David Weingart @dbw.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Doctors I trust more than RFK Jr.
Radio host Dr. Demento, photo from his Wikipedia profile. He looks exactly as you pictured him in your head. Glasses, full beard and mustache, and most importantly, he is wearing a top hat and possibly a tuxedo?
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David Weingart @dbw.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Same vibes
Henry, a male tuxedo cat, is lying on a wooden dining room table with his front paws hanging straight down off the edge of the table with most of his weight on his chest. He does this all the time on various surfaces.
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David Weingart @dbw.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Finally! I've been waiting a long time for this.
A screenshot from my Gmail spam folder showing a preview of an email purporting to be from "Illuminati" with the subject line "Illuminati Recruitment"
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David Weingart @dbw.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
A picture of green olives in a wooden bowl with the following text:

off work late? hungry, but too tired to cook?
try 30 to 40 olives 

30 to 40 olives an easy weeknight dinner

eat them directly out of the jar with your fingers

you will certainly not regret eating 30 to 40 olives
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David Weingart @dbw.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Please enjoy this photo of my cat Henry sleeping with his chin resting on the edge of a cut glass bowl. One of his favorite spots 🤷‍♂️
A closeup of a sleeping tuxedo cat’s head, gently resting on the side of a cut glass bowl.
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David Weingart @dbw.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
I saw these rocks and sign in a rock shop and thought immediately of @nora.zone
Three rocks on a shelf in a rock shop. The rocks have purplish-pink crystals covering the side facing the camera. There’s a sign above the rocks that says:

COBALTO-CALCITE
Pink Drusy Crystals of Calcite.
"Kobald" (German) goblin, demon.
(CaCo) CO3 - Crystalline pink-calcite.
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David Weingart @dbw.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Rae being playful and daring me to touch the belly. I tried to touch the belly but she ran away (that’s the whole bit, I’m supposed to chase her).
A black cat upside-down with her belly showing on a hardwood floor next to a couch.
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David Weingart @dbw.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
A gif of the scene from The Big Lebowski where The Dude says “Yeah, we’ll, that’s just, like, your opinion, man.”
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David Weingart @dbw.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Ornithologists at work.
Rae (left) is a black cat and Henry (right) is a black and white cat. They are intently watching birds at the backyard feeder.
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David Weingart @dbw.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Oh thank goodness! We had a terrible scare last week with Henry (pictured). He snuck out in bitterly cold weather and was gone for hours. He sauntered up to the door and demanded to be let in when he got hungry.
A black and white cat named Henry blissfully asleep on a blanket. He’s tired from being a jerk that ran around outside while his people were worried.
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David Weingart @dbw.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
I thought you meant these
Blade servers are a type of high density computer servers
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David Weingart @dbw.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
This is Henry. He is too big to be on top of the aquarium. When he was a kitten he jumped on top of it while I had it open to feed the fish and ended up in the water but apparently that memory has faded.
Henry, a black and white cat, in the process of climbing on top of a large aquarium.
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David Weingart @dbw.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
Yes.
A single bear footprint in a dusting of snow on a deck in New Hampshire.
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David Weingart @dbw.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
If you see this, post a bird. This is some kind of seagull, I’m not sure what kind, one that is common on the coast of Massachusetts. It has an expression that suggests it expects humans to provide respite and maybe also some fish?
A seagull hanging out on the bow of a boat. It has an expression that suggests it expects humans to provide respite and maybe also some fish?
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David Weingart @dbw.bsky.social · 11/10/2024
Aurora posting. Photo credit: my wife.
Northern lights over New Hampshire
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David Weingart @dbw.bsky.social · 11/10/2024
This is what my phone saw in NH. I’m close to Rochester for reference, but rural.
Northern lights
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David Weingart @dbw.bsky.social · 28/09/2024
He'll always be The Kurgan for me.
Clancy Brown as The Kurgan, the main villain in the first Highlander movie. He is dressed in what can only be described as ridiculous armor, with a helmet that looks vaguely like a snake's skull and he is holding a large sword.
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David Weingart @dbw.bsky.social · 17/09/2024
Someone posted in the Bluesky subreddit “I have an invitation, give me a good reason to give it to you” I posted a good reason, and OP decided to argue with me about it. Another Redditor thought OP was being a douche and sent me a code. That’s the story of how I became user #83,790.
My 10 million Bluesky users celebration badge that states I’m user number 83,790—a certified Bluesky elder.
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David Weingart @dbw.bsky.social · 31/08/2024
Henry agrees with you about the wonders of box.
A black and white cat named Henry peeking his head out of the cardboard box his cat food came in.
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David Weingart @dbw.bsky.social · 26/08/2024
Hanging loose.
Henry, a black and white cat, sitting on a kitchen table with his front legs dangling in the air. He’s looking straight at the person taking the photo.
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David Weingart @dbw.bsky.social · 14/08/2024
Weird-ass strawberry.
A black and white cat named Henry is laying in a white cardboard tray with red lettering that says “Pick your own strawberries”.
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David Weingart @dbw.bsky.social · 11/08/2024
Follow up - it’s good, but not as different from the 60 minute as I expected.
A hand holding a bottle of Dogfish Head 90 Minute IPA.
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David Weingart @dbw.bsky.social · 10/08/2024
Happy Caturday from Rae!
Rae is a black cat with yellow eyes on a cat tower, looking at the photographer with a hard-to-parse expression.Rae, a black cat, is caught by the photographer mid-yawn. Her mouth is wide open and you can see her tongue and all her teeth.
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David Weingart @dbw.bsky.social · 27/07/2024
It’s a nice life.
Henry, a black and white cat, sleeping stretched out on our kitchen table.A close up of Henry’s sleepy face
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David Weingart @dbw.bsky.social · 12/07/2024
This guy bites when you touch his belly but he’s pretty gentle. He doesn’t know he’s not a baby anymore.
A black and white cat named Henry on top of a pellet stove.
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David Weingart @dbw.bsky.social · 09/07/2024
Saw this spiky boi this morning leaving my driveway.
A porcupine crossing the road. It’s mostly a rear view featuring its tail, but you can see a little bit of its head from the side.
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David Weingart @dbw.bsky.social · 08/06/2024
Saw this possum crossing the road and then walking into the neighbor’s yard the other day. cc: @possumeveryhour.io
A mediocre photo of an opossum in a wooded area
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David Weingart @dbw.bsky.social · 27/05/2024
Found this while cleaning out our garage. I think it’s probably original to our home, built in the 1970s.
A section of rough boards, probably from an old shipping crate, addressed to “M P Blouin, 14 Main St, Rollinsford NH.

The “P” is an error, it should have been an “F”, for the Maurice F. Blouin company. This company still operates as M. F. Blouin, but they moved production to Dover NH in 2017.
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David Weingart @dbw.bsky.social · 18/05/2024
Henry in his favorite spot, the garage (to anyone who might be concerned we have a system to ensure no cars go in or out when the kitties are playing in the garage).
Henry, a black and white cat, stretched out in the rafters of a garage, with one paw hanging down languorously.
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David Weingart @dbw.bsky.social · 21/04/2024
Yep, totally normal cat we have here.
Henry, a black and white cat, lying on a counter with his front legs hanging off the edge.
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David Weingart @dbw.bsky.social · 23/03/2024
The cat in question.
A black and white cat sleeping on a brown blanket on a sofa. His legs are hanging off the blanket because he’s a big boy.
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David Weingart @dbw.bsky.social · 08/03/2024
Sounds like Fiona, lol. Though she loves all people and would simply beg an intruder for treats. Her nemeses are other dogs and squirrels.
A red sable Pomeranian on a chair illuminated by a window behind her. She’s looking at the photographer with the classic Pom head tilt.
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David Weingart @dbw.bsky.social · 06/03/2024
I love this goofy guy. There’s just something about him that makes me laugh every time I look at him.
Photo of Henry, a black and white cat, focused on his head and face. He has a slightly goofy expression.
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