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Cthulhulemon

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Cthulhulemon @dbun.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’d even seen that guy. Pretty chill.
Relatively close-up photo of Claude the albino alligator, taken April 2025
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Cthulhulemon @dbun.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Why can't it be an INCLUSIVE edition?
image grab of "Ms. Rachel: I'm So Happy, Exclusive Edition"
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Cthulhulemon @dbun.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
So that asshole is why I couldn’t profess my love for elf nuts via my license plates.
Close up of a California license plate with ❤️ELFNTS. The frame indicates “ELEPHANTS NOT ELF NUTS”
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Cthulhulemon @dbun.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Sometimes it’s nice to just scroll through the ads and see what is new
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Cthulhulemon @dbun.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Sweet, Angine de Poitrine is getting into housewares.
Picture of a kitchen set with black-and-white patterns and gold lettering on the label cardstock. The patterns are various triangles and dots. The style is unmistakably similar to the band Angine de Poitrine which has recently been trending on various video platforms.
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Cthulhulemon @dbun.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Elon Musk @elonmusk

We spent the weekend feeding USAID into the wood chipper.
Could gone to some great parties.
Did that instead.

CNN World

One year on from dismantling of USAID, study projects that global aid cuts could lead to 9.4 million deaths by 2030Elon Musk @elonmusk

Absolutely. This is a total lie.
All DOGE did was require contact with the aid recipients to confirm that funds were being used legitimately. Anything less than this is insane!

Multiple people from USAID have been charged by the Justice Department with stealing money.
Moreover, they pled GUILTY!!
justice.gov/opa/pr/usaid-o...

Quote-post of
Mike Solana @micsolana
no, the DOGE guys did not kill millions of children, and if you have participated in popularizing this disgusting, dehumanizing lie you are going to hell fyi
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Cthulhulemon @dbun.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Sleepin’ makes me feel good!I ain’t afraid of no sleep!I ain’t afraid of no bed!
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Cthulhulemon @dbun.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
We have to do something about this voter fraud.
“The Sri-Lankan-born British rapper”“Republican voter”
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Cthulhulemon @dbun.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
This one is absolutely some porn parody name
Brandy Shufitinsky
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Cthulhulemon @dbun.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Bong. James Bong.
Photo of building facade with sign displaying “James Bong Building”
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Cthulhulemon @dbun.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Actually looks remarkably like it did in January 2024.
An expanse of Redwood trees beginning to regrow with very sparse underbrushThe melted remains of an informational sign on an visibly-undamaged wooden baseAn adult man and a child stand in the hollow remains of a burned-out redwood trunkA stand of redwoods that have very short branches beginning to grow back, but letting much light to the forest floor. There are many young understory plants, and they have a young/bright green color.
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Cthulhulemon @dbun.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Turn the files into trials
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Cthulhulemon @dbun.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Gavin is the dumbest POS. He’s not going to actually get any right wing support - the entire “red” parts of the state want him hanged over water policy. And if he’s hoping this improves his presidential odds, he’s already given them the “state sponsored terrorism” quote they will pull out forever.
Screenshot of X post by the Daily Wire:

@GavinNewsom WALKS BACK calling ICE operations
"state-sponsored terrorism":
Shapiro: Your press office said it was "state-sponsored terrorism."
Newsom: "Yeah..."
Shapiro: "Our ICE officers obviously are not terrorists..."
Newsom: "Yeah, I think that's fair."
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Cthulhulemon @dbun.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Electrified long-haul is going to rock the industry to its core. That’s roughly the energy consumption of two small-to-mid-size passenger vehicles. Absurd efficiency compared to basically anything other than rail.
"During testing, the all-electric truck demonstrated outstanding efficiency, averaging 1.72 kWh per mile while hauling a gross combined weight of 75,000 pounds
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Cthulhulemon @dbun.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
(Daft Punk noises)
Apple. Peeler. Corer. Slicer.
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Cthulhulemon @dbun.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Checks out
Segment of Marjory Taylor Greene’s Wikipedia bio stating that she assumed office on January 3, 2021Section of head of Wikipedia article on congressional pension, stating that congress members are eligible at the age of 62 once they have completed five years of service.
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Cthulhulemon @dbun.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Kids’ school put up the November decorations a few weeks early
Close-cropped photo of a sign saying
STOP
NUT-FREE ZONE
It is COOL to be NUT free
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Cthulhulemon @dbun.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
??
Screenshot of Apple Music playing back “Whatever (I Had a Dream)” by the Butthole Surfers
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Cthulhulemon @dbun.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Who else at the apple fest gettin they apple ate
Photo of door hanger advertising the Lincoln Square Ravenswood Apple Fest, ending October 5th
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Cthulhulemon @dbun.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Normal, Regular Bulldozer
Photo of a LEGO model of the “killdozer” with a label calling it “Normal, Regular Bulldozer” displayed at BrickCon 2025.
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Cthulhulemon @dbun.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Love the attempt to associate FDR with bad things, glossing over the fact that his policies specifically led us out of those situations and set the United States up for the most successful half-century of any nation ever.
Who was president during the Great Depression and World War 2?
A) Woodrow Wilson
B) Harry S Truman
C) Franklin D Roosevelt
D) Theodore Roosevelt
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Cthulhulemon @dbun.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
This is the only Bill-Ack-man I recognize.
“Bill the cat” from Bloom County comics, wearing tennis shoes and a collar and tie, saying “ack”
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Cthulhulemon @dbun.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Well, he technically _is_ a Home Improvement expert
Photo of packaging for a garden hose, with an endorsement photo of Richard Karn (co-star of 1990s show Home Improvement) indicating he is a Home Improvement Expert
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Cthulhulemon @dbun.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
This hotel thinks I’m a gerbil.
Screenshot.
Bedding Facilities
Newspaper in room
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Cthulhulemon @dbun.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
I survived, bitch.
Hospital check-in band for admission date 3/1/25.
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Cthulhulemon @dbun.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Getting the kids into bed earlier
David Lynch with “Fix your hearts or die” quote, swapped to “fix your sheets or die”
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Cthulhulemon @dbun.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
The interior of a wooden covered bridge, with a young child at the far end, dressed in red.
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Cthulhulemon @dbun.bsky.social · 25/10/2024
Who’s feeling frisky
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Cthulhulemon @dbun.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
WHO DICK ARNORL PALMER
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Cthulhulemon @dbun.bsky.social · 18/09/2024
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #184,595!
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Cthulhulemon @dbun.bsky.social · 23/08/2023
YES. LISTEN 👏 TO 👏 THE 👏 EXPERTS.
Yahoo!Life article:
Former construction worker explains why not to drink from self-serve soda machines
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Cthulhulemon @dbun.bsky.social · 18/08/2023
. @michaelhobbes.bsky.social @notalawyer.bsky.social got a new candidate book for you. I’m sure as fuck not reading it but that’s why you make the big bucks.
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Cthulhulemon @dbun.bsky.social · 07/08/2023
I don’t even follow this asshole, and haven’t opened the app for a while. Why am I getting notifications?
Screenshot of iOS notification, text:
Elon Musk
Just posted a Photo
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Cthulhulemon @dbun.bsky.social · 04/07/2023
Oh yes of course
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