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Dave Borne @dborne.com · 12h

I guess we're back to asking parents to actually parent their children, but we all know how that goes.

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Dave Borne @dborne.com · 03/10/2026

Oh no! Whatever you do, don't throw me in that briar patch!

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Dave Borne @dborne.com · 27/09/2026

The Grand Central Station waltz scene is one of the most breathtaking things I've experienced in a theater.

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Dave Borne @dborne.com · 19/09/2026

I believe if you could get the wood temp below around 250C, you'd shut down the pyrolysis. That would stop the release of combustible gases and should cut off the fire spreading. I'm too lazy to do the stochiometry on how many joules per kilo of wood that would be. Also, where do you put the heat?

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Dave Borne @dborne.com · 18/09/2026

Can the female lead be named "Amber Gris"?

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Dave Borne @dborne.com · 17/09/2026

OMG this is beautiful - wait, why am I not on your patreon? [rushes off to join]

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Dave Borne @dborne.com · 17/09/2026

Every time! God I love that movie.

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Dave Borne @dborne.com · 17/09/2026

I buy the flight stands that come with a free pizza. (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pizza_s...)

en.wikipedia.org

Pizza saver - Wikipedia

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Dave Borne @dborne.com · 16/09/2026

You know, if my players aren't allowed to live in the moving city on the back of the giant turtle at the end of this, they will be disappointed.

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Dave Borne @dborne.com · 16/09/2026

It always annoyed me when my clean, elegant code was "worth less" than the repetitive garbage some of my coworkers would produce.

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Dave Borne @dborne.com · 13/09/2026

I still have a big pile of printed village maps and lists of NPCs from them in my GM stuff binder.

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Dave Borne @dborne.com · 03/09/2026

What, an excuse to buy more tea?! Hell yeah.

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Dave Borne @dborne.com · 03/09/2026

Oh yes, so much this!!! Paladin Stephen's blend would have cinnamon, pepper and ginger (for the muscle rub that Grace likes). Bishop Beartongue's would be black and astringent (maybe hibiscus?). Oh, Slate's would have to have rosemary in it. (I could waste all day doing this 😆 )

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Dave Borne @dborne.com · 03/09/2026

Jeph is a masterful storyteller and at the same time regularly includes fart jokes - how can you go wrong there? Also he pulls of stuff like this (panel 4) that shows the true glory of a web comic: questionablecontent.net/view.php?com...

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Dave Borne @dborne.com · 01/09/2026

It's not even the worst Thor movie I've seen.

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Dave Borne @dborne.com · 30/08/2026

They sell paddles with built in silicone scrapers, so you can be even lazier!

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Dave Borne @dborne.com · 30/08/2026

We re-watched the old Brendan Fraser remake of Bedazzled a few days after watching Obsession, and it hits very differently now.

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Dave Borne @dborne.com · 26/08/2026

I love that she loves that you're a dork.

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Dave Borne @dborne.com · 12/08/2026

Desperately trying to Coco Chanel that shit.

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Dave Borne @dborne.com · 11/08/2026

Depending on how spendy you are, Luggage Works makes some excellent carry-ons. The sort you see pilots and cabin crew using.

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Dave Borne @dborne.com · 09/08/2026

Yeah, I'm not interested in telling epic stories about incompetent idiots. (Maybe in the right setting with a comedic bent, but not serious stories)

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Dave Borne @dborne.com · 08/08/2026

What the - How did you know?

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Dave Borne @dborne.com · 07/08/2026

Everybody who _really_ understands will sigh and go, "Yep."

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Dave Borne @dborne.com · 06/08/2026

Bahnd ... Jimmy Bahnd, dontcha know.

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Dave Borne @dborne.com · 06/08/2026

Thanks for sharing this. I have so many half-baked ideas floating around, it'll be nice to put some icing on one of them and call it a game!

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Dave Borne @dborne.com · 10/07/2026

I mean, we are talking about causing trouble in southeast Asia.

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Dave Borne @dborne.com · 10/07/2026

Sometimes it's nice to know there's always been normal people doing normal shit, and it's not all demigods and heroes.

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Dave Borne @dborne.com · 07/07/2026

Caution to GMs: I have yet to encounter a party that has not wanted/attempted to adopt the displacer kitten.

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Dave Borne @dborne.com · 01/07/2026

Ooh, ooh, ooh, I want to see an antipope in my lifetime! Go, you crazy Swiss bastards!

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Dave Borne @dborne.com · 01/07/2026

Also if you don't want to wear out your scroll wheel, you can still use the arrow keys to navigate between comics.

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Dave Borne @dborne.com · 26/06/2026

This panel took s o l o n g to get to. But it was worth it

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Dave Borne @dborne.com · 23/06/2026

Every time I put those little farmer dudes on the table at a con game, everything stops while the players check them out. (May need to make them the secret villains next time.)

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Dave Borne @dborne.com · 23/06/2026

I love this set, and use it all the time. The halfling farmers, the cooks, the basket girls, the fat aristocrats. It's so perfect!

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Dave Borne @dborne.com · 18/06/2026

Now I'm imagining a Trek "murder of the week" type show.

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Dave Borne @dborne.com · 18/06/2026

He's not playing chess. He's not even playing checkers. He's playing tiddlywinks and he's swallowed half of the pieces.

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Dave Borne @dborne.com · 18/06/2026

There's a gemini logo in the bottom right hand corner of that image - so yeah, I guess we're faking real things now.

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Dave Borne @dborne.com · 15/06/2026

That's probably just a passive-aggressive way of saying, "I do not want to play this game/setting." I'm not saying that's a good way to do that, but maybe check with your players if they're doing this.

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Dave Borne @dborne.com · 15/06/2026

So many Oni fans in here. I love this community!

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Dave Borne @dborne.com · 12/06/2026

Ooh: a wild and crazy supercharged level 20 one shot, followed by an extended campaign of Stewpot.

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Dave Borne @dborne.com · 12/06/2026

Honestly, I'm fine with them shooting each other. Especially in their own parking garages where other people can't catch strays.

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Dave Borne @dborne.com · 08/06/2026

Fantastic. Very well deserved!

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Dave Borne @dborne.com · 04/06/2026

I mean, don't get me wrong, it's still shitty as hell. And quite the national embarrassment.

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Dave Borne @dborne.com · 04/06/2026

Sorry, but that photo is AI slop. Actual before: commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Categor... Actual Magafied: www.the-express.com/sport/mma/20...

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Dave Borne @dborne.com · 03/06/2026

That's some excellent GM-ing there!

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Dave Borne @dborne.com · 01/06/2026

"Oh no, our racism got in the way of our other racism."

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Dave Borne @dborne.com · 30/05/2026

Just give me a spin-off where Lura and Jett adopt SAM and I'll be as happy as a clam.

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Dave Borne @dborne.com · 26/05/2026

So many good snacks ... lost in time ... like tears in rain.

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Dave Borne @dborne.com · 20/05/2026

For some reason that reminded me of this ancient piece of internet: youtu.be/eyqUj3PGHv4

youtu.be

The YES dance

YouTube video by PUNCHROBERT

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