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DB Mittens

@dbmittens.bsky.social

3.7K followers 4.2K following 1.3K posts

Earthman, retired writer. Lately of Texas. Voter. Eats plants. Has sausage dog, husband, pianos, minor plans.

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DB Mittens @dbmittens.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

You should kick them out when they hit 18.

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DB Mittens @dbmittens.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

This Talarico town hall has too much religious extremism.

DB Mittens @dbmittens.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

Purchased a jug of champagne today, so anytime now is fine. Sooner is better.

DB Mittens @dbmittens.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

"a candidate" is not the same as "groups." But it's still fucked up.

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DB Mittens @dbmittens.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

2002 Authorization for Use of Military Force Against Iraq Resolution passed in the Senate, leading to an over 8-year war in Iraq.

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DB Mittens @dbmittens.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

I think less of CNN for broadcasting him.

DB Mittens @dbmittens.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

No cross?

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DB Mittens @dbmittens.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Everyone?

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DB Mittens @dbmittens.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

I'm married to that guy.

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DB Mittens @dbmittens.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

L'il dog loves the Gardein meatball. Most reliable way to get his meds down.

DB Mittens @dbmittens.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

How many singlets does that guy own?

DB Mittens @dbmittens.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Democrats need saving from themselves

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stevethdemocrat @stevethdemocrat.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

pete 👇🏼

DB Mittens @dbmittens.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

I would like to say Eddie is stating the obvious, but we're in the land of the oblivious.

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DB Mittens @dbmittens.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

It's a misholiday, if you ask me.

DB Mittens @dbmittens.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

I just ordered a box for my husband's birthday because 1) Peace, 2) Canada, 3) chocolate.

DB Mittens @dbmittens.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Sadly, it won't be difficult to recruit six to form a firing squad.

DB Mittens @dbmittens.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Fox can ignore her, but that face won't be ignored. It pierces the densest fog.

DB Mittens @dbmittens.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

I have always known gelatin is terrifying.

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DB Mittens @dbmittens.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

I don't care what she believes, but she should name names so they can sue her ass off.

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DB Mittens @dbmittens.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

The son of that woman in the red dress is installing a massive backup battery in my yard (and thousands of others) at a very low cost to me (and others), ensuring I won't lose power and adding resilience to the electrical grid. JSYK.

DB Mittens @dbmittens.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Something wrong with your conclusion. Is it really truth you inherited?

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DB Mittens @dbmittens.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

The Imperial Wizard of Oz

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DB Mittens @dbmittens.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

I don't know anyone else born in Akron. I know they're out there, but this is the first time I've encountered one.

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DB Mittens @dbmittens.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Not so SI: "The next official state holiday in Texas is Labor Day, which occurs on Monday, September 7, 2026 (which has already passed relative to the current date of October 11, 2026)."

DB Mittens @dbmittens.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

If I get an eyelid lift will I stay awake? Cause I'm about to go down.

DB Mittens @dbmittens.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

I'm all for the Trump Dead Sea, abbv Trump Dead.

DB Mittens @dbmittens.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

TIL Matt Gaetz had the Mar-a-Lago face look, but has let it fade since his downfall. "The male version of the look emphasizes jawline sculpting, Botox, and eyelid lifts rather than lip or cheek filler."

DB Mittens @dbmittens.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Would be fun to counter-program a nationwide Drag Festival against the execution.

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DB Mittens @dbmittens.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

www.washingtonsun.com/defense/sold...

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Soldiers Are Already Looking for a Way Out of Hegseth’s Livestreamed Firing Squad

At least six soldiers are planning to file for preliminary religious exemptions, a nonprofit leader told The Sun. More are expected to follow.

DB Mittens @dbmittens.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

HEB robocalling to tell me my Rx is not ready. Thanks, I won't be right there.

DB Mittens @dbmittens.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

How many enemies does he need? He's going for an unbeatable record.

DB Mittens @dbmittens.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Are those actual National Guard, or 'self-appointed' monitors?

DB Mittens @dbmittens.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

The comeuppance of them who livestream executions must be livestreamed.

DB Mittens @dbmittens.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

The Travis County ballot by mail tracker was far more current than the Texas Secretary of State tracker we were forced onto. Another example of Texas GOP making things worse.

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JQP @bendtowardjustice.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

#ReadBannedBooks

DB Mittens @dbmittens.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Please don't say a bunch of intelligent things and then pronounce Iran like a goober.

DB Mittens @dbmittens.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Maybe a testosterone shot would help.

DB Mittens @dbmittens.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Thank you!

DB Mittens @dbmittens.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

About four shaky measures from thoroughly memorizing Rachmaninov-Bach Prelude from Violin Partita in E major. It's taken me five months, because I'm an old amateur.

DB Mittens @dbmittens.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I can only hope that I'm not the only one who has eaten road salt.

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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

DB Mittens @dbmittens.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

What else could threaten his health?

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DB Mittens @dbmittens.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

We had to pick up the phone and ask the two old ladies chatting with each other on the party line to please get off for a bit and let us make a call.

DB Mittens @dbmittens.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Logistical issues, but yeah, sure!

DB Mittens @dbmittens.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

wait, Labcorp is spam marketing blood tests now?

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Justin @justintyper1.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

can people fkng stop with their dead animal posts? I'm sorry you lost fluffy but do you need to make my feel bad the rest of the day because your buddy passed? i just saw a fkng video someone posted of their dog being put to sleep, who the fk needs to see that sht? JFC. rant over.

DB Mittens @dbmittens.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Where will we get our cheese buckets now?

DB Mittens @dbmittens.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Got my ballot. It's a fatty. Big warning that USPS might take their time postmarking.

DB Mittens @dbmittens.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

He makes you wish hell was real.

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